Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Y'all. It's been a really shitty year for child actors dying young. 😩 Daveigh Chase, Hayden Panettiere, and now RJ Mitte. 000
Reposted by Howland CrowePOLITICO Europe @politico.eu · 28/09/2026For the best part of a century, the biggest threat to the residents of Svalbard was polar bears. Increasingly, it now comes from Russia.politico.euPutin is testing NATO on Norway’s remote Arctic islandsRussia’s rising hybrid activity on Svalbard is sparking fears that Moscow could spark an incident that tests NATO’s Article 5 mutual defense clause. 13112
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What do you MEAN I have to entertain the audience first and info-dump second? 010
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That feeling when you're a history buff writing a true story who reads an entire book for research only to use it in one scene and realize you have to cut it because it slows the plot down. 😭 What do you MEAN I can't include every random, interesting fact I find in my story? 110
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Other screenwriters: "I hate exposition. It's really hard having to explain the rules of this sci-fi/fantasy world I made up." Me, writing a true story in a political environment that doesn't exist anymore: "Uh-huh... 😂 That's nice. You ever tried explaining to an audience wtf a Whig is?" 010
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No Avatar: The Last Airbender listed. No Arcane. No Gravity Falls. No Over the Garden Wall. No Pantheon. No Scavenger's Reign. No Common Side Effects. No Futurama. No King of the Hill. No Samurai Jack. No Moral Orel. No The Boondocks. No Infinity Train. No Hilda. Just Bojack Horseman. That's it. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 25/09/202626 years of the 21st century. 100 television series considered the greatest in that time. Only one animated show. 🙄 One. 100
Reposted by Howland CroweMatt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o... 58755311518
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jeff Katzenberg today: "The film industry must embrace A.I.! It's the most revolutionary technology we've ever seen!" Jeff Katzenberg in 2011: "Why are audiences not embracing 3-D? 😭 It's the most revolutionary technology we've ever seen!" 011
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sooo Macklemore promised to donate $1 million to Palestinian aid. Now, Ed Sheeran is donating $2 mil and Kraft says he's donating another $2 mil, and, like... ... these rich douchebags couldn't have just done all this in the first fucking place without making it a one-upping ego competition? 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hollywood: "Guys, we've had three Robin Hood films bomb in the last fifteen years, but I am telling you... I think tying this unrelated historical rebellion from 1381 to Robin Hood will reverse our fortunes. The Robin Hood Cinematic Universe WILL happen!" www.indiewire.com/news/box-off...indiewire.com‘The Uprising’ Bombs at Box Office Despite Last-Ditch Scramble to Market Film as Robin Hood Origin Story'The Uprising' bombed at the box office despite an attempt to rebrand it as a Robin Hood movie. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I absolutely despise this trend right now where directors attempt to "subvert" classic stories because they think it'll make them stand out as interesting. But it's not. It's boring. We've had THREE "dark and edgy" subversive takes on Robin Hood in the last 15 years. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wtf does this story about the Peasants' Rebellion of 1381 have ANYTHING to do with fucking Robin Hood? 😂 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This is hilarious, because Andy Serkis is 3/4 Iraqi. His Armenian family name was Serkisian. Like, bruh, you ARE a diversity hire. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Watching the third season of "Silo" on Apple TV+ with what's been going on between America and Iran is... interesting, but very uncomfortable. 😅 120
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Fuck me, man. 😩 More sad news. #RIP Daveigh Chase 010
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026So, basically a worse U.S.-Iran deal than the 2015 one under Obama. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Marjane Satrapi died. 😩 This loss really hurts. variety.com/2026/film/gl...variety.comMarjane Satrapi, French-Iranian Director of Oscar-Nominated ‘Persepolis,’ Dies at 56Marjane Satrapi, the Oscar-Nominated writer and director of 'Persepolis,' has died at 56. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I had a violent "NO!" reaction watching Beef S2. I identified more with the young protagonists until Mulligan's character corrected someone. "I'm 39!" The young girl called them Boomers. ... I am 36. That's when I realized the older country club couple was MY demographic. 😭 000
Reposted by Howland CroweFred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America. 8004111011462
Reposted by Howland Crowe(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Keep imagining Orbán thinking to himself "I've got the machinery in place to seize and keep power anyway but if I do they're going to keep sending JD Vance to talk to me and l just don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to talk to JD Vance anymore." 213725
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Trump: "I got 93% bad publicity. [...] Maybe Karoline's doing a poor job." Literally this. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026After a month of nothing, there's finally a new news article about what is going on in El Fasher. There's something genuinely infuriating about how little news coverage there is of what The Guardian is calling "the fastest and largest killing spree this century." www.theguardian.com/global-devel...theguardian.comHeroism, horror and the ‘pits of hell’: inside the last days of El FasherOver two days in October 2025, up to 10,000 people are believed to have been massacred; a further 40,000 civillians from the Sudanese city are still unaccounted for. This is the story of what happened 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Some things just shouldn't be live-action. #Moana 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026After the news that all our allies said "no" to Trump's recent demands, I had to make a meme. 001
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 12/03/2026What it's like being American traveling abroad these days. 😂 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I love Marlon Wayans, but I don't think a "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" sequel is possible today. No one makes hood movies anymore. Hustle & Flow, Baby Boy, Shottas, Belly, etc. are 20+ years old. Not sure you can parody a genre that doesn't exist. 000
Reposted by Howland CrowePeople's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴 @dov.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I think it's um rather interesting how desperate people are to believe that America can't possibly be invading a country that its conservatives have talked about invading every single year for the past forty six years except if a nefarious foreign force bribed it to. 413224
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I howled laughing. 😭 A dark sense of humor is very cathartic. #EpsteinFiles 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Four years of war later, there are still obnoxiously loud voices on the far left who support Russia's invasion of Ukraine. 😩 Being a socialist with critical thinking skills is very isolating right now. 000
Reposted by Howland CroweAshton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot. 7450391691
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Al Pacino is the last actor from this scene still alive. R.I.P. Robert Duvall. 010
Reposted by Howland CroweKyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 16/02/2026👀 Invoking Orwell, a federal judge has ordered the Trump administration to restore panels and historical acknowledgments of the history of slavery that the National Park Service removed in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 7858501846
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Trump has called for Republicans to "nationalize" elections. This is a five-alarm fire. "The Republicans should say, ‘We want to take over.' We should take over the voting, the voting in at least many — 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting." #2026election #midterms 020
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 03/02/2026This correction from The Guardian's review of "Melania" made me picture Melania acting like Connor Roy's sugar baby Willa on "Succession" reading reviews of her play and then flinging the laptop off the yacht in anger. 😂 010
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Welp, now I need to rewatch Terminator 2, because Sarah Conner in this was one of several awakenings from my childhood. Pretty much the opposite of "I can fix her." Fix her? Why? She's perfect the way she is. 🥵 Stick a needle in my neck, you buff Amazonian goddess. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026As sad as it is Darren Aronofsky has become a sellout hack with his own A.I. film studio, seeing Google results call him a "former" filmmaker was legitimately funny. 😂 010
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026ICE dude sounds like he swallowed a squeaky dog toy. 😂😂😂 Just listen to that pitch go up when he says, "You raise your VOOOIIIIICE." Probably thought he sounded like a badass. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026ICE dude sounds like he swallowed a squeaky dog toy. 😂😂😂 Just listen to that pitch go up when he says, "You raise your VOOOIIIIICE." Probably thought he sounded like a badass. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026What does what he did or didn't mention have to do with how he "looks"? Cut the shit. You're embarrassing yourself. 0220
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I didn't think the hot takes about ICE's murder of #AlexPretti could get any more unhinged than what Trump supporters were saying, but then this lovely nugget came across my feed. The West Wing quote on bottom was my addition. 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 26/01/2026You claimed Alex Pretti "looked" like a Zionist, you weirdo. 3693
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Trump supporters: "Well, what did you expect was going to happen if the governor of Minnesota antagonizes ICE and refuses to cooperate with the federal government?" Me: 000
Howland Crowe @howlandcrowe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Talk about a top comment making the article author's point for them. 🙄 000