Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don’t try to keep up with the Jones. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper. 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today marks 90 years since the Battle of Cable Street, yet black shirts (now with matching balaclavas and shorts) are once again roaming our streets in the name of hatred and racism. 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you’re feeling lonely, just remember that there are trillions of tiny creatures living on & in your body thinking you’re their universe. 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja? 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who’s giving them medical attention? 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 25/09/2026An octogenarian silently holding a placard, commenting on a genocide, gets charged with terrorism related offences & could potentially face 10 years in jail and oppressive licensing conditions when released. Slash a boat with an emergency worker on it & incite your own private army of black shirts.. 100
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Of course you can trust the government. Just ask a Native American how that worked out. 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears. 001
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding." Albert Einstein 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Paying respects to those from the ambulance services no longer with us today at the National Memorial Arboretum. 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Every time I see a safety warning on a product I can't help think to myself how natural selection has failed us once again... 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 12/09/2026medialens.substack.com/p/the-nepal-...medialens.substack.comThe Nepal And Tibet Flood - Another Warning, Another Failure To RespondAfter a summer of climate-related disasters, there is no global alarm, no placing of nations on a war footing to combat the threat, just business as usual 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's not a popular superpower, but the ability to bleed from your ears on command would be a good way to get out of a lot of conversations. 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 09/09/2026jonathancook.substack.com/p/british-je...jonathancook.substack.comBritish Jews are being made less safe by chief rabbi Ephraim Mirvis, not Ed MilibandMirvis confirms the antisemites’ worst assumptions when he keeps confusing Jews with Israel and using his influence to protect Israel from ever being held accountable for its crimes 010
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 09/09/2026petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Introduce same pension age for ambulance workers as for Police and FirefightersLower the pension age for ambulance service workers under the NHS scheme to 60, in line with the Police and Firefighters. Ambulance staff have the stresses and face the same dangers as police and fire... 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a classic practical joke. 001
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Germany elected a far right party & we have today's version of the Black Shirts marching through Dover & Portsmouth. Meanwhile Farage & his party have an increasing stench of corruption & foreign interference developing. No doubt all are connected by the same dark channels of money & influence. 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Have you ever noticed “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” is the same letter but with a different angle? 000
Reposted by HowieChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Possibly the most shocking revelation in this whole thing is that Nigel Farage was at one point in Clacton. 02977406
Reposted by HowieCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet. 1426891888
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music! 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If spiders ever realise that people are terrified of them, we’re screwed!!! 000
Howie @howie319.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Did you know that if you hold your ear close to a random person's thigh, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" 000
