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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂

@howie.schoolbread.com
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Everything is better with Old Bay | Maryland stuff | nonprofits | education | animal welfare | occasional theme park nonsense | I play with my food.

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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 10h
It may be the NyQuil but I just saw an ad for Sheetz tacos and now I'm hungry for the first time in three days.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 11h
Seems like the prevailing philosophy these days is to make everyone miserable.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 11h
That stick of butter will melt in Subaru's glove box.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 11h
Takin' it to the sheets.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 12h
Fan-fucking-tastic.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 14h
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Zach Galifianakis: How's Bragging Camp Going?
Alt: Zach Galifianakis: How's Bragging Camp Going?
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 14h
Must be nice.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 14h
Polyglot > Polymarket
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Spurs' Victor Wembanyama not interested in promoting betting sites
Spurs star Victor Wembanyama said Thursday that he isn't interested in promoting sports betting sites.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 15h
So if I'm understanding this correctly, AI agents are basically legalized computer viruses?
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 15h
Life moves pretty fast.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 16h
"perfect these methods"
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
"Unsubscribe" is the most meaningless word in the English language.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
Those very large nails aren't going to hammer themselves.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
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David Rose Says 'That's Offensive'
Alt: David Rose Says 'That's Offensive'
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
Parish would eat dimes.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
Windows. If you really wanna screw with someone, windows.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
If every person on Bluesky gave me a dime, I could retire tomorrow.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
"I'll be blunt..."
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
James Talarico stop texting me and telling me it's the last time you're texting me challenge.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
More of this and less of all that other bullshit.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 01/10/2026
Whatever this yuck I picked up is/was, it did a number on my ribs in a very short period of time. I feel like I was in a car accident.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 30/09/2026
People love animatronic farm animals!
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 30/09/2026
Growing up in CT...
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 30/09/2026
A seven cuck army couldn't hold me back.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Nice!
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
I had to do something about this insomnia, I guess.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Welp, I have the crud. Drinking tea and doing shots of Robitussin.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
🤷‍♂️
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Prevent victory defense
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Whatttt
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Cam Ward Are You Doing?
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
The meteor.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Commanders gonna lose this game in spectacular fashion.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Commanders just signed all four porta potties to play corner.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Some absolutely unwatchable football today.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Don't wear ugly uniforms challenge while you're at it.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Buffalo Bills don't hold challenge: level impossible.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
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Falcon Fade: Avengers Endgame
Alt: Falcon Fade: Avengers Endgame
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Greatest Philly collapse since Frank Reynolds had to sell knives and vacuum cleaners door-to-door.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Death by a thousand AI flyers.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
We've reached the food sharing phase of their relationship.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Find yourself a pitbull that shares its food with the cat.
A gray and white cat and a black and white pitbull eating out of the same dog food bowl.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
Seems bad.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
I'm very sorry.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 27/09/2026
I'm so fly, all the lenders want me to tap that equity.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 26/09/2026
If Locksley isn't fired by the 4 pm NFL games tomorrow, I give up.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 26/09/2026
Home after being gone for five days. Please don't tell her I leave again on Monday. ❤️
An adorable black and white pit with a slightly greying muzzle and a purple collar.
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 26/09/2026
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Now, That's a Name I've Not Heard in a Long Time
Alt: Now, That's a Name I've Not Heard in a Long Time
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 26/09/2026
When Mark Daniel is going for the jugular...
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Fall in Maryland 🦀 🍂 @howie.schoolbread.com · 26/09/2026
It's Always Sunny at 78 is a crime.
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Its Always
Alt: Its Always I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.
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