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Magic2Rambis

@howcanwedance.bsky.social
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🏀My display name is an NBA stat 🕹️I play DFS casually🌊🏄‍♂️West Coast, Dodgers, Lakers! 🪩DJ Crossover/Reverse Pivot

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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 5h
Such a good game. One day I found my dad playing this and Desert Commander after home telling me I shouldn’t be playing video games.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it me or should my man not be out in the open like that? We need this guy to be more careful!
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This fool acting like farmers weren’t gambling on rocking skipping across the Tigres and Euphrates 5000 years ago. Bro, gambling and prostitution ain’t goin nowhere and civilization is doing just fine except for the Orangutan!
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People go to Vegas now for the $40 Jager shots with washed DJ’s spinning pre recorded sets on usb drives in pissed filled pools.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Modern day Shakespeare.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At the end of the day, beyond the hatefulness, he's really just a spectacularly dumb guy. Like I'm not sure he's achieved object permanence yet. He has to be reminded which hole the food goes in. His internal monologue is the sound of one hand clapping. He calls electrical sockets "finger zappers."
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sue them!
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe a Yasar Arafat fate seems more apropos.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nah…. They know!
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MAGA Revisionism. More trash to take out in due time.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Idea is to bet what you can lose and have fun losing it and celebrate the big ones. Don’t be an idiot betting and don’t get in my pocketbook.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To be fly on that window.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fire with Fire
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t know if I should keep watching after none of them said good riddance after she said she was leaving.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s just a dude on a cart.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Stay out of my pocketbook! Just dropped $370 on year long best ball tournaments and it’s fun. Fuck pain killers! There is no correlation.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Congrats, if your team is small, go match up zone.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tomb Raider Midas Touch
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
For a second I thought it was Bionic Commando but I do think so.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I loved the puzzles in Tomb Raider but I played this for like 20 minutes then went back to Halo 4.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Get behind a tree next time.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 29/07/2026
“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” trib.al/e8IVBnp
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s to keep Ice away from Chavez Ravine. Relax
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Didn’t even know it was on.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Or maybe this is America and we should have the freedom to place a $5 fantasy football bet on Sundays for fun.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Same shit basketball players do before making a back door cut.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Live your life so that at the end, when you are hospitalized and people are debating if you are dead, very nearly dead, or brain-dead but still breathing restfully, the matter isn't an endless source of internet comedy, contempt-filled criticism and weekend-at-Bernie jokes.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He dead
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Only Shardik is worthy.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fuck penalty kicks to decide games too. Remove players on both side like they do in hockey now. Easy!
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Then the DJ followed it up with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love. WTF
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just make physical copies anyway. What’s stopping developers from making them?
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Real Laker fans always knew his tenure was front loaded.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bronny bout to get kicked to the curb
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
One vote away from being born in the new country called Fresh Air.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Plus shooter is being kind.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dune III promo.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Purgatory
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Insurance gonna love that.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Gambling been around since Hammurabi and ya’ll triggered by a commercial. Get over it.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Why didn’t they just call it “Kane Saw” massacre?
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Broken nose maybe
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I took a picture next to Samus after the second quest and sent it to Nintendo Power proud as fuck!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Beautiful card
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Did he say “Pacers” I’m so sorry”?
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Chud umpire
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Seriously! That’s all I think about.
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Magic2Rambis @howcanwedance.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=QzT...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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