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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I find unexpected amusement in the people I know still clinging to the flotsam of the sinking ship of fools known as the USS Trump.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Look, being president isn’t only about whether or not you are a pedophile rapist. Sometimes it’s about whether you can identify a giraffe.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

It’s always nice when Trump sends out his annual “it’s Christmas and fuck you to 60% of the country” message.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

On this Christmas Eve, a reminder that Epstein made a list, we’re checking it twice, and finding out that Donnie was naughty not nice.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Trump took all those flights on Epstein’s Lolita Express just to build up his account of frequent defiler miles.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Trump is like an amalgam of Tony Soprano and the Verbum Dei School girls soccer coach that molested the players.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

New hat just dropped in the White House merch store.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Trump doesn’t have a driver’s license so when he goes to vote and they ask for his ID he hands them his passport.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Real vs. Wannabe: Newsom is tall, handsome, articulate, and bedded Don Jr.’s ex-girlfriend. Trump wears shoe lifts, covers himself in make-up and spray tan, bumbles the eight words he knows, and only fantasizes about bedding Don Jr.’s sister.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

“Vladimir, if you don’t end this war immediately, I’m going to sanction…” “Mr. Trump, before you say another word, you should know I’ve got the pee tape right here in my briefcase.” 🥶 And scene. 🎬

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Trump got dogwalked like a Siberian Husky.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

The Kremlin’s ballroom is the room where Putin keeps Trump’s balls.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

A good leader asks how do we end homelessness and a bad leader asks how do we get the homeless out of my sight. I don’t even have to ask which one you think Tangerine Palpatine is.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Building camps, rounding up homeless, taking over cities with troops, demonizing minorities, trying to rig elections, planning to take over other countries. Guys, c’mon.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Perhaps it was a bad idea to rank everyone in the country based on character and then make the guy on the bottom of the list president.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

There really is an emergency in DC and it’s that the occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is Pedophile Hitler.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The only place crime is actually up in D.C. is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

If you pimp out your house in a tacky gold-plated motif soon after complaining that a rival pimp “stole” your girl, you are a pimp. Our president is a pimp.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

If you’re in ICE custody and expect comfortable living conditions, maybe you should have tried trafficking children to a rich pedophile rapist to share with the president. That seems to work.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Trump used to fashion himself as a ladies man like Wilt Chamberlain but as a president ended up more like Neville Chamberlain.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Trump up on the White House roof was just one mis-step away from making America great again.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Trump redecorating the White House to look like a bordello seems like a desperate ploy to entice Melania to visit.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

He ran for president again to stay out of jail, take massive bribes, and turn the White House into a garish resort he can rent out for weddings.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

If we can punch Trump’s impeachment card a third time he will go down in eternal infamy and win a free sub at participating Jersey Mike’s restaurants.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

THE NEW ECONOMICS: Keynes: “When the facts change, I change my opinion. What do you do, sir?” Trump: “I claim the facts are rigged and out to get me.”

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

He won the 2020 election, unemployment is going down, gas is $1.99, he was never impeached, he settled six wars, and he’s the fair-and-square all-time golf club champion. Learn MAGA history, people.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

He wasn’t impeached, the jobs report is strong, and Trump is a former NBA slam dunk champion. #MAGAhistory

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

If you’re surprised that a Republican president is driving the economy into recession, welcome back from your coma.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Anybody who can fabricate a non-sordid explanation for what a 16-year old girl was doing “working” in Trump’s spa wins a patronage job in the administration.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

In 2016 and 2020, Trump got 46% of the vote. In 2025, 46% of those polled believe Trump is a pedophile. Magadagadoo.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

“… also, South Park is fake news, Mr. Trump in fact is hung like a rhinoceros.” - Ghislaine Maxwell, after pardon

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Trump could get Ghislaine Maxwell to swear he never did anything wrong with the girls and also that he has a gargantuan schlong and MAGA wouldn’t have any questions at all.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

How do you reconcile presidential immunity with “15 will get you 20?” Asking for keepers of decency.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

As the saying goes, 15 will get you 20. But somehow for Trump, it got him Air Force One.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” - FDR “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” - JFK “I myself never had the privilege of visiting my friend’s child rape island.” - DJT

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Who among us hasn’t been at odds with our prolific child sex trafficking buddy for stealing “the help” away from our resort? It’s a common tale.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

If you’re trying to predict whether Ghislaine Maxwell will get a pardon, don’t forget to apply the First Law Of Trumpodynamics: think of what the right and good thing would be to do, then go with the opposite.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Trump’s golf game coincides with his sexual preferences which is why he plays his best on the 14th, 15th, and 16th holes.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Qanon swore to me that the guy now poised to pardon and release the world’s most notorious child sex trafficker was a superhero “secretly” busting and imprisoning the world’s child sex traffickers.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Trump is claiming the birthday card to Epstein was forged and the list of suspects is virtually endless.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

One of Maxwell’s conditions for saying Trump is innocent is a pardon. One of Trump’s conditions for a pardon is when she’s out she’ll bring him more underage girls. The art of the deal.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I’m pretty sure using the pardon power to elicit false statements from the person who recruited and brought you underage girls to rape is not what the Constitutional Convention had in mind.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

“We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” - FDR “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” - JFK “I have no age limit, well ok, not 12 year olds.” - DJT

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Joe Biden knows damn well who he pardoned but Donald Trump doesn’t even know who he appointed as Fed chairman.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Trump didn’t know that he was the one that appointed Powell because it was the autopen that appointed Powell.

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Two Sheds Jackson @howcamjokes.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Remembering that Hall & Oates classic: 🎵 Because POTUS (POTUS) is on the list It’s those teen girls (teen girls) he can’t resist Because POTUS is on the list, be sure to read him his rights 🎵

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