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Howard Fox

@howardfox1.bsky.social

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Comedy writer: “Comical Week in Review” column (2012 - 2020) Tolucan Times, LA, “Absurd Minute” WBAI Radio (2012 - 2020). Currently publishing personal humor essays/humor short stories on Substack. Beatles collector and Bob Hope fan.

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In science class today, teacher asked kids “Who doesn’t have a vertebrae?” I almost shouted out, “Republicans!”

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Reviews: “Humorous read.” - Gary Bachman “This is classic slapstick humor.” - LizM “Classic.” - Oli Trollgora “Could almost hear those iconic comedy voices.” - Martin Maenza “Another winner.” - Steve Bosox “Well done!” - Shelly Goldstein howardfox1.substack.com/p/see-what-i...

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A “New” Abbott and Costello Sketch by Howard Fox

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For some reason, I love writing for dead comedy teams. If you’re a fan of classic comedy, you’ll enjoy this new Abbott and Costello routine I wrote. Enjoy!

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Reviews: “Humorous read.” - Gary Bachman “This is classic slapstick humor.” - LizM “Classic.” - Oli Trollgora “Could almost hear those iconic comedy voices.” - Martin Maenza “Another winner.” - Steve Bosox “Well done!” - Shelly Goldstein howardfox1.substack.com/p/see-what-i...

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A “New” Abbott and Costello Sketch by Howard Fox

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For some reason, I love writing for dead comedy teams. If you’re a fan of classic comedy, you’ll enjoy this new Abbott and Costello routine I wrote. Enjoy!

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My latest humor piece. Please click on link. Enjoy! howardfox1.substack.com/p/see-what-i...

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A “New” Abbott and Costello Sketch by Howard Fox

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My latest humor piece. Please click on link. Enjoy! howardfox1.substack.com/p/see-what-i...

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A “New” Abbott and Costello Sketch by Howard Fox

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/28/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.*** howardfox1.substack.com/p/heres-my-e...

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Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/28/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.***

Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/28/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.*** howardfox1.substack.com/p/heres-my-e...

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Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/28/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.***

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you have erectile dysfunction, maybe you should stop watching soft-porn.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was in Walmart yesterday and they are selling holiday items for every upcoming holiday through the end of the year! Read my latest personal humor essay about just this phenomenon. howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was in Walmart yesterday and they are selling holiday items for every upcoming holiday through the end of the year! Read my latest personal humor essay about just this phenomenon. howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ll take Scary Spice Sporty Spice Baby Spice Ginger Spice Posh Spice over Pumpkin Spice anytime

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ll take Scary Spice Sporty Spice Baby Spice Ginger Spice Posh Spice over Pumpkin Spice anytime

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What does an out of work porn star say? “I need a f*cking job!”

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I bought a magic book. But it disappeared.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yesterday in Washington, Chinese leader Xi Jinping met with Donald Trump. Or as Xi calls him, Sum Dum Goy.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A woman claims a man masturbated next to her on a United Airlines flight to Rochester. Apparently, leg room was not an issue.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Here in NYC, The UN Gen Assembly is now in session. Man, I haven’t seen this many cops on the streets since Krispy Kreme handed out samples.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Donald Trump says the new arch to be built in Washington DC will have the ability to deploy drones, position snipers and store his collection of sharpies.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/21/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.*** howardfox1.substack.com/p/heres-my-e...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Yom Kippur definition of the word “Fast”: The speed in which you head to the bathroom after finally eating.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For those celebrating Yom Kippur, may you be inscribed in the Book of Life. Available Monday at Amazon and all Barnes & Noble stores.

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/21/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.*** howardfox1.substack.com/p/heres-my-e...

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For those celebrating Yom Kippur, may you be inscribed in the Book of Life. Available Monday at Amazon and all Barnes & Noble stores.

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Donald Trump says the new arch to be built in Washington DC will have the ability to deploy drones, position snipers and store his collection of sharpies.

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Yom Kippur definition of the word “Fast”: The speed in which you head to the bathroom after finally eating.

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My 5G reception has remarkably improved since getting the new Covid shot.

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Now that I have man boobs, I tell women “my eyes are up here!”

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My neighbor just put up Halloween decorations two days ago! WTF? This is what I’m taking about!

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you’re a fan of typos and grammatical errors, then click on this link and subscribe to my Substack publication. open.substack.com/pub/howardfox1

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The Joke’s on You | Howard Fox | Substack

Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more. Click to read The Joke’s on You, by Howard Fox, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mitch McConnell returned to work the other day. Talk about the Walking Dead.

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mitch McConnell returned to work the other day. Talk about the Walking Dead.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/15/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.*** howardfox1.substack.com/p/heres-my-e...

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Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/15/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.***

Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/15/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.*** howardfox1.substack.com/p/heres-my-e...

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Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/15/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.***

Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Three new reviews: “It's brilliant.” - Larry Ryals “Loved it.” - Barbara McMinn “Great, as your writing always is.” - Erwin Schussel howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Three new reviews: “It's brilliant.” - Larry Ryals “Loved it.” - Barbara McMinn “Great, as your writing always is.” - Erwin Schussel howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Well written. Lots of truths.” - Sam Haber via Facebook “Your idea of how to get people to pay their cc bills in a timely manner made me laugh out loud!” - Jeff Crone via Facebook howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Well written. Lots of truths.” - Sam Haber via Facebook “Your idea of how to get people to pay their cc bills in a timely manner made me laugh out loud!” - Jeff Crone via Facebook howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Reviews: “Another Gem from the talented Mr. Fox.” - Travis Knight “Great stuff.” - Joe “Your Hess Truck joke made me laugh out loud.” - Bob Mackenzie “Great read.” - Gary Bachman “Thanks for a funny read!” - Jill Schwartz howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Happy Jewish New Year! I can’t believe it’s 5787 and I’m still writing 5786 on my checks!

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Reviews: “Another Gem from the talented Mr. Fox.” - Travis Knight “Great stuff.” - Joe “Your Hess Truck joke made me laugh out loud.” - Bob Mackenzie “Great read.” - Gary Bachman “Thanks for a funny read!” - Jill Schwartz howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’s that time again!

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m sure you all can relate.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My new personal humor essay. Enjoy! howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Happy Freakin’ Holidays

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My new personal humor essay. Enjoy! howardfox1.substack.com/p/happy-frea...

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don’t want $5,000! I want our country’s dignity back!

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

To celebrate my two-year anniversary on Substack, here’s my first personal humor essay published on this day, 9/9/24. Enjoy! howardfox1.substack.com/p/laid-off?r...

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Five years ago I had the unfortunate, yet not uncommon experience of being laid off from a great job and which happened to be in the motion picture film industry.

Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

To celebrate my two-year anniversary on Substack, here’s my first personal humor essay published on this day, 9/9/24. Enjoy! howardfox1.substack.com/p/laid-off?r...

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Five years ago I had the unfortunate, yet not uncommon experience of being laid off from a great job and which happened to be in the motion picture film industry.

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Howard Fox @howardfox1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/8/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.*** howardfox1.substack.com/p/heres-my-e...

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Here’s my entry for this week’s (9/8/26) New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click link to view full image. ***Any captions you’ve come up with please enter contest.***

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