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Howard Miller

@howard1948.bsky.social
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Born to be mild. Profundity free poster. Pronouns: thee/thine.

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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you stick around long enough, they lose interest in colonoscopies, usually about the time you begin to appreciate maximum absorbency garments.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She was great in The Wizard Of Oz, too.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
5. The lamentation of the women. encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn...
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And that’s when I jumped the curb trying to make a right turn on red.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure it was an amusing panel, but it was obscured by a huge ad thay wouldn't go away.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It can't go back to a place it never was. They'll have to find a new normal to return to.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Around here, words like ‘hear’ are spoken as if they had two syllables. We speak so slowly that we have time to think about what we’re saying.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe find a new name for “Starship” since it’s never going to even make it to Proxima. Maybe “Spaceship” since it has a lot of space in it.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go for it.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd love to see the cites.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some of his images were pretty profound, but then I was in my late 20s in his heyday. But I don't consider him a master on the level of Reubens or Michelangelo. Even Jackson Pollock didn't appeal to me all that much.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To me, art makes you think or feel. I like the old masters for their profound ability to make light part of a narrative. And the use of technique to create a profound image.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So we end on this note, leaving the Democrats blamed for the mess left behind, having to build back a mangled system before any progress can be made.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If we really had the stomach for it, the death penalty could be easily arranged no miss no fuss bib bam bob’s your uncle. Since we don’t have the intestinal fortitude for it, let’s just drop it. After all, a life sentence is so much more humane.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’re trying to market to the outliers.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why don't we save the term "superintelligence" until superintelligent AIs come along?
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I understand that a 15 billion dollar steel mill is important but who, exactly, cares?
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Trump is still on this side of the turf, he’ll be campaigning hard for them.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’d think he would have a better eye for dirtbaggery.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kind of like how I learned C++.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Take the gloves off, Jack.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He doesn't deny the handbasket.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... And what does She Who Must Be A Babe have to say?
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe he’s planning to turn it into a hippodrome.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If they were, they kept it to themselves.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So did Stalin and Chairman Mao ... what is the point?
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Isn't it just what he said they'd do?
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting your strategy from the movies just isn't going to work.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let's face it — they're watching out for snipers.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wouldn’t mind it if I liked him.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Excellent limerick.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do people think only one video camera manufacturer has that capability?
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She is in my gallery of women my mother's age I crushed on.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's for everyone who needs a pickle tickle.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being poor is very expensive.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is there a legal definition of "superintelligence"?
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Only 20% of orange cats are female. That makes them kind of a rarity to be preserved intact. OTOH, I can't even afford two.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One way to do it is to look into capture/release programs. You get a trap to capture an animal. It gets a medical, shots and neutering. It’s a good way to be a part of the solution.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My size only seems to come in gray.
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The Office Jim Halpert's Mustache Shame
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh … you meant the pants, right?
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still, it's a pretty progressive elk that grows its own back scratcher.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You shoulda shown the retreating picture ...
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For a moment, I thought he also had an extra lower appendage, but I see it's an elk on the other side.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are even Baptists and Advent Christians who feel this way.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't really care. I think he'll perish before it can happen. But all the goons that supported him in office? 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 ...
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Or harboring ...
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would be leery of hardoring a dog that might be smarter than I am.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you bring an animal into your home, it means that you are electing to take resposibility for them. Booting them out the door is in no way taking care of them. We shouldn't fault the people whose job it is to keep the feral animal population under control.
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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I never wanted to sell stuff.
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