monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 28mROCKEFELLER : I thought it could be the start of a great and inspiring tradition, so I travelled north to Babylon in search of a Christmas tree for the following year. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 1hOn July 4th, it was announced that there was no incidence of severe hearing loss in the country. The United States was the first nation in the world to eradicate deafness. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 1hRILEY : The Cornerfolk are a trans-dimensional species. They are the only ones who can traverse the corners shaped by planes. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 2hROCKEFELLER : It was my tree, and my tree alone, that brought about the unprecedented loss. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 2hMAYA : It was a familiar face. Every few nights, straws would be put through the holes and someone would feed me some weird soup. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 3hEVERETT : When I regained sight, I was in a new forest. One of leaves and bark and dirt. A kind forest, not Wonderland. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 3hAt 8:19 P.M., the Cairo Tower fully collapsed, dragging the immobilized Suez Canal Crab into the ground. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 4hBy 8 A.M., clips of the Crab were trending on TWTTR. Members of the Anti-Device Association attributed the severity of the disaster to the development of Intelligent Devices, specifically TWTTR Machines. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 4hAt first I thought my kids had done something really bad 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 5hROCKEFELLER : And had I been discouraged, the families of those children would not be experiencing the anguish that they currently have. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 6hVIRGINIA : When I was little, something went wrong with me and everything switched. Even my parents. My new ones did not like me so they left me. My foster parents did not like me either. So, I was left at an orphanage. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 7hIn 2018, 909 users of Perfect You were abducted from their homes. Their whereabouts remain unknown. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 7hROCKEFELLER : There are men outside the Center who had once been my supporters. Now they want me executed. The policemen have kept the crowds at bay, though I believe that my assassination is, like the Revelation, 𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 8hMr. Serling and his publishers agreed that “The Death of President Dean“ was a far more eye-catching title than “The Death of Vice President Dean.“ After all, very few people care about vice presidents! 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 8hThomas Crawford is best known for designing the Statue of Freedom atop the U.S. Capitol. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 9hCome back home, C/H/A/S/E. Everyone misses you. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 9hCTHONAUT A : How about we make a simple deal, you fools! I will leave your universe when I see an act of true kindness. That would take a goddamn miracle! Hahaha! 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 10hGein’s Hardware Store permanently closed in 2006. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 10hCTHONAUT A : The two monuments. Tragedy and Comedy. Howard Melrose and James Dean. You both hold this universe together. Yet you tear each other apart. Howard the Coward. Dean the Devil. I will not let you two ruin humanity. 𝗧𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗹𝘀. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 11hAble to hear the anguished screams of civilians in the streets above, Dean refused to stay in the shelter. When carbon monoxide alarms went off in the bunker, he urged his staff to exit the White House with him and shut off the vehicles left on the roadways. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 11hTHE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA LEGALLY KNOWN AS THE UNITED ZONES OF AMERICA 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 12hELI : The last thing I recalled was a massive entity falling from the sky and crashing into the sea. The Crescent King had arrived. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 12hThe silent broadcast highlighted President Dean’s sincere facial expressions and lively disposition, as opposed to the stern and stiff personalities of prior administrations. Viewers were proud to see a man in his prime at the most important position in the country. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 13hAt first I thought my kids had done something really bad 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 14hSERLING : We want to keep Howard Melrose away from every telephone in America. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 14hDue to popular demand, the ABC Evening News was cancelled the next night, replaced by a 30 minute loop of James Dean's presidential announcement. The broadcast was watched again by over 38 million Americans, and the parties continued for the rest of the week. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 15hHmmm…seeing so many different explanations and it makes me wonder what’s really going on. SMH. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 15hMAYA : I was a Lincolnlooker for two weeks. It was terrifying. One moment you’re at home, answering the door, and the next, you’re stuck in some kind of suit. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 16hVIRGINIA : The mayor of New York, Mister Guardia, thought that the tree was too bare and asked for branches to be added so that ornaments could be hung. Mister Rockefeller didn’t agree. He thought the tree was perfect just the way it was. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 17hHOW WILL WE DIVIDE THE LAND? WITH OUR FALLEN ANGEL, OF COURSE. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD LAND ON THE TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLIDER? WE FOUND HIM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. BURNT AND BROKEN FROM THE BLAST. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 17hHOWARD : From everything I’ve looked at, I can confidently say… (sigh) Wonderland keeps copies. It’s like a T-Machine. You can't ever delete or replace a file permanently. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 18hDEAN : Take it easy driving, the life you might save might be mine. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 18hFollowing the release of the Libertylurker, cthonauts surveyed the environment beneath the Statue of Liberty’s pedestal. They recorded the following video inside the Horned Serpent Metastructure, colloquially known as Wonderland. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 19hFollowing his last upload, viewers requested a wellness check on Riley Tillon. Local authorities found Tillon asleep in one corner of his room. A closer examination revealed that his internal organs had been “folded“ along various axes, warranting immediate medical attention. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 19hThe silent broadcast highlighted President Dean’s sincere facial expressions and lively disposition, as opposed to the stern and stiff personalities of prior administrations. Viewers were proud to see a man in his prime at the most important position in the country. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 20hDEAN : I am here for all of you, and it's only fair that you speak for yourselves. My words shouldn't be louder than yours. So I brought many other guests to speak. They're just people like you and I. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 21hDEAN : It’s Jimmy speaking. I’m sorry, very sorry, for what’s come to pass. I wish I could bring back your friends, your family. I want to fix everything. This is not the announcement I planned for. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 21hIt got up and left. Why is everyone confused? 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 22hIn 2011, Riley Tillon uploaded three videos describing an unseen presence in his home. A fourth video in 2013 raised concerns over his safety and prompted an official investigation. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 22hVIRGINIA : Then on one random day, no, time. One random time. All the Trees bent, and a flash brought me back to New York. All of my friends were around me, but this was another New York. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 23hDEAN : And now I drive on the highways, I’m… extra cautious ‘cause no one knows what they’re doing. Half the time, you don’t know what this guy’s gonna do or that one. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 23hVIRGINIA : At once, I began counting my friends on my fingers. There was Helen, Charles, Elizabeth, Alice, Joseph, Elsie, Orville, Edith, Olive, and Phillip! Ten! Ten friends that I could ask for help. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ALICE : He began like most of you. A small boy in a small town. It was not an easy living. His parents were sharp like whips and his classmates were sharper. The boy would get up every morning to clean his daddy’s shop before going to school by himself. All by himself. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Many, including my father, believe that the 1934 Christmas tree vanished. This is untrue. I have seen it wondering in the Plaza on many occasions. And it resembles a man far more than any tree. 000
monument mythos quote bot @houseintheocean.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Walt Disney once transmitted a short Mickey Mouse cartoon off the coast of South America. The House sent it back the following day. It wasn’t the same cartoon. 000