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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 28/09/2026

you can now remove ANY goblin's eyes (and throw it away) in our game #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 12/09/2026

we are innovating our neck technology far past the competition

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 01/09/2026

Leave your mark on the world... literally. New corpse drag marks looking extra crispy!

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 28/08/2026

Blasting spells at everything in sight will unlock new ways to haul the dead majesty

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 26/08/2026

Heavy is the head that wears the crown... but even heavier is the royal body attached to it 👑💀 Grab your goblin squad, and get ready to haul! #AllHaulTheKing #Steam #videogames #indiegame

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 21/08/2026

drop everything PLAYTEST CLOSES IN 48 H gather ur goblin crew and start hauling before we lock the gates 💀👑

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 18/08/2026

The king is dead, but his gut lives on 👑🍖 Feed him whatever you find: stars, flowers, wildlife, or your tiny friends. His royal corpse reacts to everything! Master those wild physics to your advantage… just keep your distance.

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 14/08/2026

How do you make a game where the primary obstacle is a 400lb dead-weight ragdoll? You remove the friction. You amplify the momentum. And you let the players do the math.

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 12/08/2026

The Formula for Royal Transportation: (4 Goblins × Zero Grip) + 1 Greased Monarch = Kinetic Disruption. 🧪 Hypothesis: You drag him to the finish line. 🧪 Reality: You slingshot your teammate into orbit. Prove us wrong. The Playtest is LIVE on Steam! 👇

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 05/08/2026

⚠️ GOBLIN SAFETY WARNING ⚠️ Before hauling today, remember: • Coworkers aren't ramps (unless the King slides back). • Farts are for team-boosts, not self-defense. • If a flower ticks... hold onto the King! The Playtest is LIVE. Go break our physics engine (link below)

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 29/07/2026

Dragging an obese, slippery tyrant across a fantasy landscape takes true goblin coordination. The All Haul the King Playtest is LIVE! 👑💥 Grab 3 friends, master the momentum, use the explosive flora, and let's see how far you can haul that royal blob (link below) 👀 #indiegame #coopgames #playtest

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 26/07/2026

ALERT: The King is dead, quiiiite heavy, and VERY slippery. We need a group of highly coordinated (or highly desperate) goblins to haul his body to safety. 🚨 The All Haul the King Playtest is LIVE! 🚨 Request access on Steam and start dragging 👑💀 (link below)

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 23/07/2026

You: "How hard can it be to drag a body?" The body: An obese, slippery tyrant with ragdoll physics. Find out yourself. The All Haul the King Playtest is LIVE! #IndieGame #SteamPlaytest #CoopGaming #AllHaulTheKing #GameDev Link below 👇

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 20/07/2026

👑 The playtest is officially LIVE 👑 Attention, loyal goblins! The servers are up, the physics are ready to be tested, and the King’s heavy, slippery corpse is waiting for you. It is time to assemble your crew, coordinate your farts for that extra boost, and start hauling! 👇

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 17/07/2026

Royal Decree #1: The King is dead (again) 😵👑 Royal Decree #2: We, the goblins, must drag his corpse to the Throne of Resurrection immediately. 💥 The All Haul the King Playtest gates are officially OPEN! 💥 It's time to do the heavy lifting: request access on Steam now👇

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 15/07/2026

The body is getting cold and we need fresh meat to drag it. Sign up for the playtest now or the crows will eat our King! 👑🐦‍⬛ (Link below)

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 13/07/2026

We have a job opening 👀 Duties include: - Haul a dead King - Yeet him when friends get annoying - Blow him up with local flora The All Haul the King playtest is recruiting. Want first-access gameplay? 💀👑 👇 Sign up right now in the link below!

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 30/06/2026

The King is dead! (Again...) And it’s our job to drag his heavy, slippery ass to the Throne of Resurrection 👑 The playtest is opening very soon. READY FOR FIRST-ROW ACCESS TO THE CHAOS? Sign up for the Steam Playtest and be the absolute first to play! (link below👇)

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 26/06/2026

Brand-new Steam page? Check. Brand-new trailer? Check. Dead tyrant ready for dragging? Double check. Your turn to do the heavy lifting. 💥 Sign up for the All Haul the King playtest to be among the first to play 💥 (link below)

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 21/06/2026

For some reason we’ve made it so you can try and fuck each other in front of a corpse. Enjoy, I guess?

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 18/06/2026

We still here, showing these little fuckers who's boss.

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 12/05/2026

This foul creature has been given the gift of sight

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Housefire - Wishlist All Haul the King on Steam @housefiregames.com · 07/05/2026

Our nonverbal intern made this over the weekend (Inspired by leanbreastmilk on Instagram)

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