Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dave: It was a glorious evening for some dog field shenanigans! I did fabulous zoomies! 😊 Saffy: I patrolled the long grass, hunting small creatures. Bye bye small mousy vole thing! 😈 3221
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of us can be a bit nippy when excited. It's not Dave, who looks like a huge levitating death monster but is actually very gentle. It's Saffy. If she was playing off leash with hounds we don't know she'd be muzzled. 010
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Heck no. A few hounds had muzzles on, but there was no requirement to wear them. We're pro- muzzle when they're needed, we don't judge, but there were 694 dogs on the walk and no incidents. All were well behaved. 😊 130
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Saffy: He can keep the snood. I don't do snoods! We have had lots of treats though. 😊 040
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dave: Today we had a walk with billions of hounds. I was "Very good boy Dave!" because no small dogs were menaced. So many treats and fusses! Brilliant! Saffy: There was drizzle and I didn't have a coat. Dave won a snood and some treats on the dogbola. I won nothing. The walk was far too long. Grim! 4341
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dave is happy because we made a stop on the way home for a ride on a steam train. Just like the adult manchild, he loves trains! 140
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saffy: I am so happy! The holiday is over. We're going home! 😀 1150
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Saffy: Oh look! A lake. 🙄 No, I don't want to walk around it. This is supposed to be a holiday, not an endurance test. 1121
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We did see the flying machines. Mum's favourite thing was Colin McRae's car. She'd like to have been a rally driver. We had no interest in the tidal bore, but we had a good walk with some very fine sniffs. 😊 111
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dave: I loved every moment, especially the children. Pointy PR is a very impawtant job. I adore children and if just 1 out of every 100 I meet grows up to adopt a greyhound then I have done a good job. 😊 011
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dave: Wow! Today we went to something called a museum. There was a coach load of small children. The teacher lady said, "Stay away from the big dogs!". They totally ignored her. So many fusses! 😊 Then we went to the seaside. Awesome! 😀 Saffy: OMD! Shouty children and a windswept estuary. Grim. ☹️ 2101
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We've been very lucky with the weather. It's been great. 020
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yes, he's correct! Absolutely stunning views. x 110
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Deep sadness here. 💔 She brightened our lives with her brilliance, humour and beautiful interpretation of the world. We will miss her very much. Sending condolences and love to Other Mum. ❤️ 0110
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Dave: I can see sheep! What can you see? Saffy: A couple of hippies and lots of old people in Gore-Tex. Dave: Mum was right. It is a special place! Saffy: 🙄 1110
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Saffy: It was Windermere. We had a cruise and a train ride. Dave enjoyed every second. Me, not so much! 020
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Saffy: What fresh hell is this?! Dave: I dunno, but it's exciting! 😀 2170
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mum wishes it was somewhere off the beaten track in Scotland, but it's the lake district. Lovely, but horribly busy. On the plus side, she opened the curtains this morning and there was a squirrel right outside the window. Dave lost his tiny mind! 😁 220
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yes! This was us at Honister Pass. Then we went squirrel spotting at Whinfell Forest. It has been a fabulous day. 😊 021
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Saffy: Well this is grim. Still no idea where we are, but there's far too much walking involved for my liking. 😕 Dave: It's glorious! Look at the view, the weather, the sheep... ooh, ooh... a red squirrel! Best day ever! 😀 #BeMoreDave 1140
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He is the best of us. Every day is a world of new delights. ❤️ 050
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Saffy: OMD! Surprise road trip. I have no idea where we are. Fank dog someone remembered to bring our beds. I'm anticipating a week of misery, well outside of my comfort zone. 😕 Dave: Woo hoo! Holiday! I'm looking forward to some awesome adventures. 😀 1150
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Saffy: I am loving this new addition to the neighbourhood! Hello little piggy. I'm excited to meet you. 1261
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Oh Nina. 💔 We're so sorry to see this news. We hope that she and Honey are playing nicely together at the rainbow bridge but, knowing them, they might be having a slightly growly stand off. Sending our condolences and much love. Run free beautiful girl. ❤️🌈❤️ 130
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Yup, sighthound prey drive is a dangerous thing! She was so sure she'd win. She was wrong. 130
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Fighting a cat is not the best decision she's ever made. 🙄 130
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hello friends! Apart from the failed cat dedding, and Saffy's eye injury, we're all good. It's cool today, but still no rain. Everything is brown and dry. It's most un-British! x 160
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Dave: What did Saffy learn this week? If you try to mouth hug a cat there will be pain, shouting, cellulitis, an emergency vet trip (that will be eleventy billion pounds please) and a cone of shame. Cat 1 - Saffy 0. 🤭 Saffy: Totally worth it! Would definitely do it again. 😈😁 9260
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Happy #FlapsOutFriday. Tis far t'wot for hounds and we are sick of it now. Pfft! 2190
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Saffy: I might have made a grab for it, but not to eat it. I just like to make them squeak. 😁 040
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Our 🌈 Honey Greyhound was attacked by a JRT. She rolled it over and pinned it down on its back. Mum was sure she was going to kill it, but she just gave it a hard stare and let it go. We reckon she was teaching it some manners! 260
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Unfortunately, no one had any spare hands for making a video. All the hoos were using their hands to keep a firm grip as a Pomeranian barrelled through the pack. It was chaos! 😁 180
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Dave: What a glorious day for a pointy walk. Such fun! 😊 Saffy: It was glorious when that woman thought it would be safe for her tiny floofy dog to gambol through a pack of sighthounds. 😂 4180
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Saffy: T'was a purplish sort of evening in the meadow and I was looking rather beautiful and contemplative. 😊 Dave: 🙄 0160
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Saffy: Ducks - not for eating. Squirrels- not for eating. Rabbits - not for eating. The snappy, "Don't worry, he's friendly!", off lead dog that went for Dave - Mum said I could eat him! 😈😁 Dave: Thanks for having my back. 😊 Saffy: Someone had to step up. You were terrified, you big wuss. Dave: 😳 2170
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 27/05/2026It's a lighthearted slang word for someone who is stupid or inept. It's often used when someone has been clumsy or done something foolish. It describes Dave perfectly! 120
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 27/05/2026So happy. He really believes that he's living his best life! 020
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Saffy: Happy Gotcha Day Dave! Two whole years of you being a plonker and somehow we've all survived. 😂 8320
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Saffy: I am very fed up of this t'wot for hounds weather! Why has there been no walkies or off lead enclosed field shenanigans?! Dave: Stop moaning! There has been doggy frozen keffir yoghurt and lickimats. It has been a very good day. 😊 1192
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Goodbye Northumberland. A quick pitstop at The Drift Cafe, for sausages and bacon sandwiches, and we're on our way home. 1210
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Saffy: Our last day in Northumberland. Glorious weather on Lindisfarne, but far too much walking for my liking. Then a chippy tea. Dave thinks he's in heaven. He's easily pleased. 1150
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 07/05/2026We have just booked a (very expensive) week on Lindisfarne for next year. It's the adult manchild's favourite place so we're treating him for his birthday. It would be lovely to meet up. ❤️ 110
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Northumberland is the gift that keeps on giving. 😊 1210
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 02/05/2026It was lovely to see you, and sniff you! xxx 010
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Today we went to Bamburgh, a special place for greyhounds, to meet friends old and new. We remembered the friends we have lost, we raised money to help other hounds and, most importantly, we had fun! Oh, and mum won gin in the raffle - she says it was the best day ever! BOL! 😁 0180
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026We were in Whitby. It's an annual trip for us. We've already booked for two weeks next year. It's mum's happy place and very hound friendly. 130
Saffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Road trip part 2. What a glorious day for a journey north. We are heading to a special houndy place. How lovely that at a pitstop en route we made some new houndy friends. 😊 2170