bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 11hyou hit 28 1/2 and suddenly every single one of your ads are about freezing or donating your eggs 140
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It must feel so good to be Jessica Simpson and design a peplum T-shirt for your Walmart clothing line 010
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“I need cold brew for my bold crew” would this be a great thing to say to the barista 180
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 07/10/2026performing That’s What You Get by Paramore live feels like doing a brain teaser 100
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i asked my dad if he took any pictures on vacation and he sent me these 080
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve pavlov’d myself into wanting to mow the lawn when I hear hella good by no doubt 020
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026nothing makes me want to quit a job worse than coming back after vacation 0100
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i pride myself on being really good at using the escalator and i think people are beginning to notice 170
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i wish i could do something useful at work like paint my nails 140
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026as a dedicated night showerer, the errant morning shower is kinda awesome 150
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026are we planning a trip to seattle or the torture chamber? you decide 050
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i feel like a total mess but like in kind of a sexy way? when my underwear is too big 010
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026sunday morn keep on play piano and song, play piano and song 000
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026when i started my job it was described to me multiple times as “babysitting grown men” and wow this week is showing me that hits the nail on the head 150
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i say this with no malice because i know more than a few of this type of person and i love them dearly - but do you ever meet someone and instantly know their music taste is exclusively songs from theme park rides 130
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026there were three girls in the crowd yesterday that looked and acted like link’s fangirls from twilight princess. genuinely feel like ive made it 050
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I would respect Erika Kirk a little bit if she exhumed Charlie and took a finger bone to wear as like a necklace or something 130
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026very funny that one of the big announcements from the legend of zelda nintendo direct is that the movie will be titled the legend of zelda. okay. 040
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026had a dream I was a hot ruthless vampire and it was awesome. Then I had a dream where I was in a spinning elevator that never stopped and that was not so awesome 050
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026wanted to share something that makes me laugh out loud every time i see it 150
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026you can take my voice to text and subtitles… but you’ll have to kill me first 040
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“kinda chic” is turning into a fascism-lite type thing, right? we all agree? 170
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026at a certain time the Mexican restaurant will start playing music that will make you go insane 260
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026embarrassed to say that i just learned that the word i wanted to use is “drivel” and not “dribble” 040
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i haven’t seen anyone wearing this but i admit i haven’t gotten out much lately 020
bek @hotstotam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I can see other people’s incorrect comma usage, but not my own. Never my own. 130
