Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 31/05/2026In 2026 i will get married to a hot austrailian transgender single dad with fourteen kids and i will get to pick which ones we keep and which ones we donate to charity 030
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 27/05/2026It hurts knowing that there isn’t a single person in my family and possibly even among my closest friends who will ever be willing or able to conceptualize what happened to me as abuse simply because it was all legal 040
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Asking my female friends if they have a bracelet extender i can use and it turns out none of them even know what a bracelet extender is because I’m such a thicc baddie that bracelets never fit me 040
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 10/05/2026open.spotify.com/album/61RN3v...open.spotify.comRotten 030
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 29/04/2026it has been nearly three years since spotify updated their future funk playlist 040
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Currently working on releasing more songs on streaming, only barrier is making good cover art for the collection 020
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I’m also releasing an EP titled Rotten with all of the songs left over from the original version of Eggs! 040
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026What happened to mandy’s old episodes? They seem to have been deleted 110
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I’m also working on some audio YTPs alongside this 020
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026In addition to this, I have a new single coming out on April 30 that longtime fans will really enjoy. 151
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Hi everyone. I’m currently trying to get back into the habit of making music, so I’m challenging myself to release at least one project each week on my soundcloud, even if it’s just a shitty WIP. 140
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Dealing with the maintenance people for a really expensive machine on behalf of a really rich person is fun because you get to have large burly men be extremely polite to you and call you sir and bend ov 020
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It never fails to amaze and amuse me that I apparently think new york accents are the hottest thing ever 000
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 21/01/2026What is it with skinny people and having to loudly announce to you every time they get a small portion of food 010
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Condom packaging if they made it like food packaging: Here at Magnum, we’re on a journey to help stop the flow of cum. It’s not just about contraception, it’s about using what nature gives you 010
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 19/01/2026One girl dressed up in her mcdonalds work uniform for a tiktok and was like “you guys are just appropriating deadgirlcore, you don’t understand the real struggle we go through” 040
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Had a dream that the new kind of tiktok girl was “Dead Girl” and you were supposed to look like tired and depressed in a pretty way. conventionally attractive women would use makeup to give themselves wrinkles and fake acne and glittery eyeshadow eyebags and wear ripped sweatpants 150
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I would describe my childhood as john waters-esque 010
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 16/01/2026New cocktail idea: Ass Blast (moscow mule with baja blast instead of ginger beer) 030
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Twitter bio I saw in my dream last night: I am in mourning because I am a hater because I like it. i meed the sample. No longer a person. she/he 120
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I’m sorry i heard the words packers and bears and passed out, what was this post about 090
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 21/12/2025My heart is a slut but my brain’s only priority is making sure I can survive horror movies 040
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Just posted four songs that were scrapped for eggs and one that wasn’t on my soundcloud! 080
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I have to be honest, I really don’t give a fuck about the new CyanBlue 130
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Eggs is nearly finished, all I need to do is add a few more voice clips and transitions 150
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I’m sorry about the lack of releases within the past year and a half. I’ve been dealing with mood swings related to a medication I’m taking temporarily, and the depression has made it hard to be motivated to make music. Rest assured I will be off the medication soon and back to my normal self. 050
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 08/10/2025What happened to all the episodes that Mandy hosted? Why did you delete them? They were some of my favorites 000
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 29/09/2025You love your (monstrous, evil) dog more than me. Amogus toilet 030
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Actually i found one that i don’t feel bad about because the point it’s trying to make is comically selfish and unreasonable 130
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I have an album on my phone where i collect the worst poetry i have ever seen and i will probably never share anything from this album because i believe in safety and the right to be cringy but i just want you to know that privately i am always cackling at these god awful poems 140
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I just published a collection of Ace Attorney themed songs I created for a cancelled fangame! hotsingles.bandcamp.com/album/magnus...hotsingles.bandcamp.comMagnus Cloue: Spirit Attorney, by Hot Singles17 track album 020
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Turns out that when you resume taking the medication that helps you get stuff done for the first time in months, you start to get stuff done 050
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Going to see if I can edit together a version where the spoken part is this instead 120
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 25/08/2025This time, it will involve a lot more prep work and I will set the limit to 24 hours total. I’m shooting for a longer, more well-rounded EP 020
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Currently preparing to make Sample Therapy 2! For those who don’t know, the first Sample Therapy was made in one day, with minimal preparation beforehand 140
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I’m sorry I ever doubted the songs on Bae6 by the way. They sound absolutely godlike when you hear them live in a club 020
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Unfortunately I’m probably not going to be able to go to yoi toki due to personal circumstances. If you want to know why, Dm me 010
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Reminder that you can find me at Yoi Toki this week on August 9! 030
Hot Singles @hotsingles.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Removing the labels from all of my cans so that I can make myself suffer 030