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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️

@hotmessact.bsky.social
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there's a lot I won't do for myself, but very little I won't do for my women

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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've found it uniquely comforting to set aside time for gazing into my animal-friend's precious litttle face so I can appreciating them, the relative peace of their life, and that they're utterly oblivious to anything that's happening in, or to, the world.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The World: realizing just how hopelessly fucked we are. Eco-protectionists:
"All we had to do was *ride* the damn train, CJ!"
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new meme-olution just dropped
a grindr conversation:
P-1 "subbing is important to domming; the blade is not an exclusively martial study."
P2 "so fucking real. I say 'studying the blade for everything LMAO."
P-1 "blade knower… chat I think we just did something here."
P-2 "nah for reql blade knower is hype. you saying chat is so fucking funny. chat shes cooking write that down."
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel like I'm forgetting something…
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
training puppygirls to stare at the police but never bark
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#Seattle what sorta bug I found?
a very-cool stickbug, hiding on the sidewalk in Seattle.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dream: Holding my cat while looking out the window, but suddenly the world and all else is stripped away from us by the looming presence of a black hole; so, now facing obivion but still holding my cat, I turn to shield him, that he may exist in the peace of our moment for a moment more than myself.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know they're important, but why are having elections that are mid?
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
accidentally made an RPG continent while removing the pleather from my cuck-stool, and now I have to generate a whole system of lore, history, and culture to support it. pleather really is the worst. #ttrpg #rpg I guess
pleather peeling from the surface of a stool. Viewed as a map, it forms a singular jagged continent with many sounds, seas, and isles.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
desperately want to get this printed on some booty shorts
O.S.H.A. sign reads: DANGER FOLLOW CONFINED SPACE ENTRY PROCEDURE BEFORE ENTERING.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#Seattle I found a 'lil guy
a handmade squid charm with a frayed tassle
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: LOCAL TGIRL'S TIDDIES STILL SORE AFTER 10-YEARS ON HRT* *10 years in November
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#Seattle I found magic (I now feel encumbered by responsibility)
"'The Love Spell Box by Gillian Kemp'
Found on a park bench at Cal Anderson
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I see a girl? I make her smol don't like it? should've been bigger
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
opening a Nature Valley granola bar outside is like unleashing a pedophile in an old folk's home
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
okay, nvm, we're good idc anymore (mb for wearing white and forgetting this is gonna spontaneously bleed from time to time)
HotMess_Actual's frilly white camisole, liberated from the threat of bloodstains by cold water, handsoap, and a bit of blotting and rubbing. There is still a slight stain from the transfer of bodymarker ink.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
man, w/e fn wannabe gusher's commercial 🙄 TW: piercings & blood
Hotmess_Actual's nipple piercing, viewed from her perspective. It's mostly coagulated, but there's been a good amount of bleeding.Hotmess_Actual's nipple piercing, viewed from below her breast. It's mostly coagulated, but there's been a good amount of bleeding.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
G F D I
HotMess_Actual's nipple piercing, which is faintly visible through the fabric, has bled through her frilly white camisole.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
you're in her DMs I'm in her settings changing my notification sound to a clicker-trainer we are not the same.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ya idk ig I'm just tired of feeling like I'm in community with the wind
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Her before bed: "Yeah, I'm not feelin' the sleeps so I'll probably just watch anime." Her, 10 minutes into being held like the smollest girl in the world: 😴
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Called my cat "lazy beans" because he wouldn't help me make the bed
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Oligarchs don't want you to know this, but you can rotate guillotines in your head
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Does RFK Jr. know about the Cal Anderson fountain water?
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I feel like we should be doing better at this; hating artificial intelligence, fighting for the Republic, smuggling pivotal information, and murdering mob bosses is like Star Wars 101
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's a cum or cry world out there. And sister, I can't do either.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's 2026 and we still don't have a : 3 emoji, and the emojis we do have are organized like the kitchen's junk drawer. What the hell are these tech companies even doing?
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I. Drink. Your. Girlcum. I DRINK IT UP
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Banging it out but you make noises like Link swinging his sword
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
American Westerns were so cheesy Imagine getting humiliated at the saloon because an old timey gunslinger-type rebuked your argument by doing an elaborate gun-twirling routine and ruining your hat with a trickshot before tipping his own, un-ruined, hat at you with the tip of his pistol
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Tip from someone with hearing issues: similar to asking people to explain The Quiet Part, if a guy is ever getting out of pocket with you just keep asking him to repeat himself, or specific segments of what he said, while continually asking him to speak up
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My cat when he hears any bag crinkle: Oh gods and heavens above, is mercy not one of your finest creations? Please, have heart, send it to me now! Spare my mortal form from this immortal terror! My cat when he hears a toy crinkle: The only God who can hear you is me… I'm listening.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Building up the click in my jaw until I can Mantis Shrimp a girl's dick off
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm a simple woman; I see a girl, I make her feel smol. Don't like it? Should've been bigger.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this bussy!"
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Straight dudes would be a lot cooler if they weren't afraid to wipe their ass all the way.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When she's got (RBF) Resting Bottom Face 🥺
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Did you know that if you live in #Seattle you can legally compel two people of the same gender to kiss by loudly declaring "gaaayyy" as you pass them?
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love seeing dogs that are very clearly happy to be dogs
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think soap dispensers should moan.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I want a Bane mask but for HRT
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"That's disgusting!" :Stops using my cheap enema bulb as a water-pick: "It's called 'not being a consumer.' You should try it sometime."
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I once had an already awful hookup introduce me to blowdrying 😐
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wish I had recorded this. Cat just scampered downstairs, stopped when he saw me on the couch, and held eye contact with me until I said "carry on." And promptly carried on.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Stalking my cat like a large predator and giving him kisses if I catch him
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
:Watching my tits jiggle as I stand naked in the mirror and gently bounce in place: "I feel like transphobes haven't considered this."
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Them: "So you asked me over to sit on your face, you even made me cum, and you don't want anything in return?" Me: "Yeah, pretty much." Them: "Okay, but why?" Me: "… … … 🤷‍♀️ For the love of the game?"
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Someone help! My booty's jiggle physics broke my collision model and now I'm partially embedded in the floor! I could lose my damage deposit at any moment 😰
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Babe, when you accuse me of implanting you with false memories it makes me feel like I'm dating a crazy person.
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Hotmess_Actual 🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @hotmessact.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
God gives her coziest soldiers her quietest alarms
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