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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

LOS ANGELES: All citizens are urged to look away from news broadcast on channels 2, 3, 7, 11, 13 and 17. Possible COGNITO HAZARD in effect. Symptoms unknown. Any Retainer with SUPERLIMINAL abilities report to your local Informant immediately. Code BLACK.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

NORWALK: MOTOR ELEMENTALISK speeding down I-5, causing traffic accidents. Several civilians injured. Speed Enhancer currently in pursuit. Asking any available Retainer to lend support, code RED.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

SANTA MONICA: Received multiple calls regarding a rogue ASPIDOCHELONE drifting off VENICE BEACH. Risk to local sea traffic too great to ignore. Any available Retainers asked to assist in guiding it back to the Pacific. Do NOT ingest any fruit or berries growing on its back.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

ROLLING HILLS: DRYAD colony discovered in SOUTH COAST BOTANICAL GARDEN. In urgent need of relocation. Retainers with experience handling Forest Elemental Spirits or Transhumanoids requested.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

GARDENA: Massive pit just appeared in parking lot outside RALPH’S. Preliminary measurements indicate bottomless, possible CHTHONIC incursion point. Mutation and Materialization Retainers asked to stand watch.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

CARSON: Calls coming in about an anomalous tube slide in DOLPHIN PARK. Physical appearance is ordinary, but children entering the top takes close to an hour to emerge at the end. Possible dimensional breach or non-euclidean distortion. Retainers with MANCY or ARCANE powers asked to investigate.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

CYPRESS: Herd of CENTAURS spotted near LEXINGTON PARK asking for directions to “Ulilaia”. Anyone with knowledge of Centaur language asked to report to Retainer HUANG LI at the scene.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

PASADENA: Floating passenger cars and transports spotted in local airspace. Suspected extraterrestrial or elementalisk activity. No current threat to local population, but should be dealt with ASAP. Local Retainers report to Informants for further info.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

GLOBAL: No reports today. It’s quiet out there, and temperatures are rising. Get a can of cream soda while you still can, something is bound to happen.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

BUENA PARK: Manager of a hotel called about missing kitchen appliances. Sounds like they have a Ratnik problem. Most likely a small colony in the basement. Retainers on extermination duty please report. Bring tetanus shots.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

LONG BEACH: Local elf reports the club she frequents has ‘bad vibes’. Historical records indicate it was built on a ley line conjunction. Any Retainers with DIVINATION or ARCANE abilities should investigate.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

THE FURNACE: Dorolya Syndicacy Vampires caught embezzling funds. Internal investigation has been conducted, but suspects reportedly refuse to comply. Retainers are instructed to leave the matter to the proper authorities, but asking that ENHANCERS be on standby.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

BEVERLY HILLS: FLAME ELEMENTALISK sighted on corner of Rodeo and Wilshire. Local fire department involved, and Four Seasons evacuated. Calling any Retainer nearby, this is a CODE RED emergency. Hydromancers requested.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

COMPTON: Local hive of Fey reporting a missing queen. Possible relation to recent upsurge in ley line activity. Seeking Retainers with experience in transhumanoids to handle it. Report to Informant Wess for further instructions.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

INGLEWOOD: Basilisks sighted downtown raiding a local corner store. Retainers with experience in handling GEMINITE CHIMERAS please report. DO NOT HARM.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

LAGUNA BEACH: Schools of Nereids reported luring tourists into the ocean. Need any Retainer with ARCANE abilities on the job.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

ANAHEIM: Confirmed sighting of rampaging Hellspawn. 3 individuals. Any free Retainers report to your Informant immediately. Code BLACK emergency.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

BEVERLY HILLS: Received reports of people’s faces being stolen. Possible flayer, apparition or transhumanoid. Need retainers with divination to report in.

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HOTLINE 808 @hotline808.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Uplink established. Confirming feed looks green. Any Informant that does not receive this transmission, please contact me ASAP.

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