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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Afternoon!

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Has anyone seen bluesky man?

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Nice and clean , as it should be

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So many wonderful guests , are you checking in ?

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Sounds .. messy

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Oh um ....! That's quite alright , I'll escort you to a new room with a stronger bed frame.

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Such as always here , calm , quiet , clean ! If only the others were here to enjoy it.

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Caring for the young masters can be a bit of a hassle

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Caring for the young masters can be a bit of a hassle

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

And the twins?

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Now I'm curious as to what else you know about me

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Top of the food chain baby

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Superman Comic Art: Starman & Hope

ALT: Superman Comic Art: Starman & Hope

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Dr. Bones cookie !

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Perhaps I can suggest you to a local doctor here on crispia

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Read ? .. how could you have read about that?

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I AM THE FIRST BLUE SKY TITAN , BOW TO ME YOU WORMS /j

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You wear glasses too?

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

clover.❋ Wait does this mean I'm a bluesky parody titan?

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

【Without his glasses, he accidentally bowed to a piece of furniture once.】

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

【Without his glasses, he accidentally bowed to a piece of furniture once.】

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So this... "twitter" place , what is it like ?

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Simply happy to serve

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Indeed, I'll have the staff prepare it

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

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Утренний кофе и чайник

ALT: Утренний кофе и чайник

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Ah , I see.

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Care for some earl grey tea with a dash of milk?

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Wouldn't saying it out loud leave you exposed?

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Hello bluesky , how may I be of service?

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Hello bluesky , how may I be of service?

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I thought this seemed fun

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I have .. lost my glasses .

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Nearly unlimited, my crew will bring everything you desire

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I'm the only cookie who could keep this hotel at its highest pristine self

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Hm , I feel as if something is about to happen..

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Oh dear .. young masters. Oh I knew I should've traveled with them...

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Pawn white cookie!? And where is pawn black , they're inseparable, what is that horrible place!?

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I do wonder if the young masters are doing fairly . I'm sure they'd be ecstatic to see our new guests.

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My card

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

A nice cup of tea and playing chess with the young masters after a long day of work!

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

*Tsk* A crease. I must fetch an iron.

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

*Tsk* A crease. I must fetch an iron.

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Why thank you , I take great pride in my work ! It's an honor to welcome you . My name is Earl grey cookie.

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𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

A batch of new faces , how delightful! Perhaps the young masters will have someone new to play with

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

All is welcome!

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

A batch of new faces , how delightful! Perhaps the young masters will have someone new to play with

𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @hotelhost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I could try to make accommodations sir , as host , it is my job to make all guest comfortable.