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@hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social
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sit-down comedian.

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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
nice to know i got fans out there.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
/HOLY HSIT ?? ?? MY FUNNY SANS GUY ??????
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝓡𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 ﹑ @hibiscusmaiden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⠀⠀ ( ﹡ @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social ) ⠀⠀
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Unc Still Got It: Man on Skateboard
ALT: Unc Still Got It: Man on Skateboard
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
night, adult.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you got it, kid.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eeh. i've never really been the explorer type. i think i'll sit this one out.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
exploring what?
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whatever you say.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nope.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whatever you say. i don't mind, though. between the two of us, i'm the only one who's employed.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eh, don't worry about it. this place seems pretty nice. i'll just open a tab.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nah. i'm lactose intolerant.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lucky for you, i don't think cheese is a condiment.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i got bad news, kid. you're eating a cheeseburger.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i think you overdid it on the ketchup a little. *the next time she looks at him, the ketchup on his face is gone completely.*
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that's nice. i want some ketchup on mine too, though. *he picks up the ketchup, holds it over the food . . . and you know what happens next. the entire burger is drowned in ketchup as the lid pops off completely.* whoops. looks like the resident prankster strikes again.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me too. you want some ketchup on that?
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it was either a whoopie cushion or you really let that noise out. in which case, maybe you should ask the barkeep where the bathroom is.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i couldn't have placed that whoopee cushion. i've never been here before.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
woah, there. what i did? you're pretty quick to throw accusations, aren't you?
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that's a good way to put it.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes i clean behind the counter, too.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝓡𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏 ﹑ @hibiscusmaiden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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⠀⠀—クリス. @krismaseve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eh. kinda. not really, though. i'm pretty new in town.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what's up?
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it means i've been to restaurants before. they tend to have more than one thing on the menu.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*the moment she sits down, a long, drawn out fart sound effect is played.* oops. you really gotta watch out. apparently some sickos really like playing pranks here. anyway. how should i know? you took me here.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you know you can just order, right? there's more than one fry and burger. *sans approaches the bar, sitting down on the higher seat.*
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
huh. this place don't look half bad. come on, let's order some grub.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grillby's, huh? sounds familiar. can't say i've heard about it, though.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yup. juuuust lockin' up.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yo.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
. . . i hardly know 'er.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sure. sleep tight.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pleasure's all mine.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i thought you only gave me one guess.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hmmmm. is it . . . Ottilie ?
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
as you say.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm not one to assume.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not sure i understood any of that, to be honest.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cool. i should probably get your name, then.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
big store with my name on it. pretty hard to miss.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you could meet me outside work.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nope. i'm a pretty open book.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
veil, huh?
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sure. i'll let ya know when i'm off janitor duty.
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snas @hotdogs4lesman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that's funny. because i have no idea who you are.
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— 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑹 .ᐟ.ᐟ @starlightsaviour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
* hey. i'm a local legend.
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