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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs

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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 06/10/2026
Oh, my gut was right all along. This is fine, actually. The Right can have it because it's damaged goods and we can weaponise the "oh shit my fandom got colonised by fuckheads" against the libs who can't read another book.
A Shadiversity tweet claiming cultural victory because trans girl Draco Malfoy gooner art was having a moment on X, the Elon app.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 03/10/2026
well
7 total lines on dysphoria bingo
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 01/10/2026
As a literal palate cleanser from that shit, I've made hummus for the first time. Maybe could've used fresher garlic because it's a little bitter.
Homemade hummus in a food processor.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 01/10/2026
Oh I didn't know that was him
A YouTube Music notification for a 2hollis single, it reads "Sex just dropped"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 27/09/2026
What a frightening message to get in the family groupchat
That's a big hole!
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 26/09/2026
How did I manage .8 of a like?
The like button reads 3.8 instead of 3.8k when you press it.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 22/09/2026
The cover of Lady Gaga's album Born This Way, showing the singer fused with a motorcycle.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 19/09/2026
Anthropic when they accidentally generate airborne AIDS
Tim Robinson in the hot dog costume from the hot dog car crash sketch from I Think You Should Leave, with a content-aware scale filter scrunching his face into glitched sandhills
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 17/09/2026
Conga rat emotions
A dialog box from Deltarune, showing the character Queen. Her visor is a display that reads "LYING", as she says "I Love Tolerating You"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 13/09/2026
They're so horny for Blexas that they're just going "well, let's get Nazi with it! Let's make his campaign logo the KKK cross, fuck it!"
A "leaked concept" for a James Talarico campaign wordmark. This is not a real image made by anyine connected to James Talarico or his campaign, I made it. The text reads TALARICO FOR TEXAS and the T in Talarico is replaced with the Ku Klux Klan's blood drop cross symbol in blue. There is a fake file name along the bottom reading Talarico_Logo_DO_NOT_DISTRIBUTE.jpg
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 03/09/2026
Why does every soda have to come with bodybuilding chemicals or Brain Force in it nowadays? I know I bought the thing, I am the kind of person who wants to try everything, but either someone needs to bite the bullet and just make Setraline Lemonade, or admit that Dr. Pepper did not need improving.
An empty can of "Neutonic Productivity Drink". The design is black text, white background, with a muted psychedelic rainbow eyeball on the front. The label reads "Fuel your focus. Cognizin, Rhodiola Rosea, Panax Ginseng, L-Theanine, 120mg Natural Caffeine. Tropical Ice, Zero Sugar, Food Supplement, 330ml".
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 30/08/2026
How do you know I have a physical post button on my desk?
An "Easy button", a desk toy made by the office supply chain Staples. A big red plastic button with the word "easy" written on in white text that plays a voice clip of a man saying "That was easy!" when you press it. The word "easy" has been scribbled out and the word "POST" written on top to make it a post button.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 29/08/2026
Alt text icon that just says "AL"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 29/08/2026
it b 100,000 dumbasses telling each other "exactlyyyy"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 22/08/2026
For a second I thought
Social media pills. A pair of cupped hands hold a variety of colourful pills featuring the logos of Instagram, Facebook, Tinder, Snapchat, Photoshop, Twitter, Uber, Apple, LinkedIn etc.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 21/08/2026
Kind of a failure of comic strip language here because you could just say you think Palestinian people are all meancing scary homophobic terrorists and repeat the line, but instead you have your slopcomic Israel character speak in images.
An anti-Palestine AI slop cartoon where a man dressed as Israel is talking to a visibly queer pro-Palestine demonstrator. Instead of speaking sentences, the cartoon speech bubble shows an Islamophobic caricature of keffiyeh-wearing militants burning an incorrectly-proportioned pride flag, while the demonstrator looks on in horror. Outside of the speech bubble, the demonstrator asks "How the fuck did you do that with your mouth"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 18/08/2026
Please please please please please please please please please please, I want the nightmare to be over
Popular tech stocks such as Nvidia and Intel, all in the red.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 31/07/2026
A hastily-faked Atlantic headline reading "I Am Feel Uncomfortable When We Are Not About Me?", the famous birdrightsactivist tweet.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 31/07/2026
Bau bau.
A Flock-style security camera over metal fence panels branded with BauWatch.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 31/07/2026
"Oh, you mean like this book?"
The cover of Charles E. Cobb Jr.'s book "This Nonviolent Stuff'll Get You Killed: How Guns Made the Civil Rights Movement Possible"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 30/07/2026
If you modded in Jokers from Paperback...
A screenshot of the wiki entries for two HRT-themed Joker cards from the Balatro mod Paperback.
"Jestrogen", showing an estrogen pill stamped with a jester's head on a pink and blue pattern background, the effect is that scored Jacks and Kings become Queens.
"Jestosterone", showing a testosterone pill stamped with a jester's head on a blue and pink pattern background, the effect is that scored Queens become Kings.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 27/07/2026
A YouTube thumbnail of a subliminal sleep affirmations video, reading "IT'S FINALLY HERE - Brown Noise • 528Hz"
A caption reads: Omg they invented brown noise, now I can shit, hgg
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 27/07/2026
Cock reveal
A chicken in someone's garden.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 15/07/2026
new
A glitch art piece taken from a still frame of the music video for "Love" by OK Go. A face is drawn on a barely-intelligible outline of a human figure, and broken-up text reading "TRANSRIGHTSMOTHERFUCKER" is hanging over its shoulder.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 12/07/2026
Cock reveal
A chicken in someone's garden.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 30/06/2026
A graffitied version of the Stonewall "Some people are trans. Get over it!" with the logos crossed out and "Get over it!" replaced with "Die mad about it!"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 21/06/2026
Your vibe coding is showing, bluesky team
GIF badge that says GI
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 20/06/2026
How the trans Jax deniers are moving like we didn't see them posting theories about how Gummigoo was the real antagonist or how Jax hit Gangle with the car
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 17/06/2026
I'm not posting this for any reason, I just wanted to pay my respects to the late Trevor Moore at this time.
Trevor Moore from The Whitest Kids U Know, specifically the sketch that goes "Did you know it's illegal to say "I want to kill the President of the United States of America?""
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 11/06/2026
You mean...
A picture of Fred Durst with "FRED DARE" in big letters in front of him.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 09/06/2026
your Hey Bsky engineers, your vibe coding is showing
The reply text field, but it only says "Write your"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 07/06/2026
I assume the answer is not this:
The "Cool S", the archetypal symbol made from connecting six lines to form the illusion of a jagged 2D infinite strip S
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 07/06/2026
wait i have an idea
A parody of the "Coexist" bumper sticker with the logos for OpenAI, Jeffrey Epstein's monogram, and Tesla
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 23/05/2026
patricia taxxon did nothing wrong if you actually stop and think about it rather than joining the brigade to bully an autistic trans woman off the website for the 13279th time over things that have already been refuted and disproven countless times
I bring a sort of "if it's between consenting adults and it doesn't hurt anyone it's completely fine" vibe to the discourse that people who conflate their own feelings of disgust with actual harm to avoid asking hard questions don't really like
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 22/05/2026
Lots of people say to beginners, "The world deserves your art!" But there should also be more discussion about "The world does not deserve your art." I say this as someone who got invested enough to write a song for a fan album: Gooseworx would be right to feel that this is ruined for her forever.
The words "Never Create Anything" in red Papyrus font (a wispy and worn font designed to mimic ancient documents), on a background of clouds.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 08/05/2026
I am finally getting to try the slime fries Somehow, EZ Squirt returned
Burger King Loaded Force Fries, a limited time Star Wars promotional item, fries with crispy onions and a transparent green pickle sauce.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 07/05/2026
"Behold! A minor-coded character!"
Salacious B. Crumb, the horrible laughing rat chimp from Star Wars.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 05/05/2026
A fake Burger King advert featuring two hands holding a Whopper, the text in the Burger King logo reads "Pussy Mmeat", and the tagline is "Eat pussy eevry day"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 28/04/2026
Extremely funny that the bot liked this one
GigaDevices liked your post:
Eating week-old sashimi and getting diarrhea in order to increase the efficiency and speed that I shit out of my doo doo ass
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 28/04/2026
Eating week-old sashimi and getting diarrhea in order to increase the efficiency and speed that I shit out of my doo doo ass
Screenshot from the article "AI's biggest critic has lost the plot" by Kelsey Piper at The Argument.

"Mostly, of course, they’re useful for coding. And coding is big business. It employed 1.9 million Americans in 2024 and tons more people overseas. The median American software engineer made $130,000 that year. That equates to around $250 billion per year just on salaries for software engineers, testers, and QAs.
Making them more productive is a big deal, and in 2026, AI makes them more productive."
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 27/04/2026
"Damn, The World's Crazy, Huh?" Says Man Responsible For Most Of That
A BBC headline: Trump says he 'wasn't worried' during shooting, with suspect due to appear in court

In an interview after the shooting, President Trump says: "I wasn't worried. I understand life. We live in a crazy world."
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 26/04/2026
lmao
A euronews video with the title "World leaders react to White House press dinner shooting: no place for violence in democracy"
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 17/04/2026
Okay, now I KNOW you're just trying to waste my energy.
"I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to 'order' than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice."
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 15/04/2026
I too am glad harvest season is coming.
Tweet from @screaminbutcalm:

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 01/04/2026
New Experimental Bluesky Feature 📣 The ability to pick a scent for your profile will be rolled out to all users over the next few days. This works with new tech where microstrobe screen patterning can trick the olfactory system into percieving a scent. Learn more: bit.ly/bskyparfum #NewFeature
Notable scent notes: Amber, Patchouli, Vanilla. Pictures of said items are in circles above the text.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 30/03/2026
We need to Bring Back Colours! (Apple debuts MacBook Neo) No, not like...actually, this is fine. A good first step. Now make the iPhone 18 transparent Bondi Blue, cowards.
The MacBook Neo colourways: Silver, Blush (pink), Citrus (yellow), and Indigo (more like a navy blue, really.) They're not the same Space Grey at least.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 29/03/2026
What are we even fucking doing here man
A thumbnail for the Binging with Babish video "10 Levels of Chicken Noodle Soup", where a shirtless Babish is in a pot of noodle soup with his arm around a chicken, with a speech bubble saying "THIS IS NEXT LEVEL".
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 28/03/2026
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 28/03/2026
Shit!
Sheep in a field.
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Lucy "Chaos Magic" Stairs @hotdog.wine · 26/03/2026
Written by this man:
A Telegraph headline: "In defence of child labour" by Angus Colwell, showing an image of a child in a workhouse holding a gruel bowl (probably Oliver Twist?)
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