pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I think it's funny how many horrible things I've felt over the years but nothing is worse than a stomach bug 120
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 10/03/2026so many funky kong on flame runners and daisy on mach bikes... growls and snarls and my eyes turn red... Don't Pmo Me 030
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 22/02/2026was already in a really bad mood tonight and just broke my glasses!!! now I feel like shit AND can't see 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 28/01/2026netflix just sent my tv box into a boot loop I hate technology 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 17/01/2026fuck it I'm liking every questionable instagram reel I see for slight comedic value 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 15/01/2026took me long enough to get used to power characters in crossworlds but I just got my first eggman s tier time trial hell yeah 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 11/01/2026playing sonic 3d blast on the saturn for the first time (I grew up with the genesis version) and holy FUCK this soundtrack is so good 010
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 11/01/2026me when my sega genesis has severely pitched down audio 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 01/01/2026loving how auto generated youtube captions sometimes go in little bursts of being all caps 010
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I was wondering why it's so hard to find a crt tv where I live and realized people are actually still using them because most places around here still have satellite tv only 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 23/12/2025alone in a waiting room the day before christmas eve, as god intended 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I think it's poetic how I had greater access to the internet as a minor than I do as an adult 010
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 15/12/2025this is the second time recently I've heard someone with a voice VERY similar to my own on the internet wtf 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 10/12/2025sometimes I feel like I'm incapable of feeling love 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 10/12/2025just found my token straight oomf from the pre-covid times again and he's definitely not straight. not at all. who could've seen that coming 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I think I should be more worried about this constant chest pain than I actually am 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 06/12/2025maybe I did just eat half a pound of yogurt with my bare hand, what about it 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I think more people need to know it's ok to not try and be an internet philosopher and it's okay to shut the fuck up sometimes 120
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 27/11/2025windows 11 is so cool because what do you mean I'm stuck locked out of my pc for two hours because my pc lost power for one minute 010
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 25/11/2025many many years ago during standardized testing at school I randomly remembered the tickle cock bridge in castleford exists and I giggled a little bit and my teacher got mad at me 010
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I've started replacing my modern tech with versions from the 2000s and earlier and the incandescent lightbulbs we have leftover from when those were legal are making me FEEL something 120
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 25/11/2025throwback to when I was like 7 years old and hit my head on a playground and pretended to have brain damage afterwards 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 22/11/2025need a slightly muscular australian man with a mullet to crush a beer can on my head and slam me into a wall rn 010
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 17/11/2025yesterday I finally learned that even if I DID want to get into fnaf I could not play because flashing lights make me ill 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 15/11/2025love how my love life always circles back to being whatever the fuck this is 010
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 12/11/2025love that I cursed myself to forever be referred to as a woman by default even though I see myself way more as a man 120
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 10/11/2025just remembered that time in 2011 I almost lost my right leg 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 06/11/2025lost the swear word spelling bee when I spelled BICTH 030
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 01/11/2025rediscovered an old video of me being held up by someone and they accidentally squeezed my balls so I doubled over in pain 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 31/10/2025my dream is to someday form a band with zero electronic sounds. just pure acoustic instruments and raw unedited voice fuckery 120
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 29/10/2025very insecure about my voice but damn I get flustered when someone compliments me when I sing in a low octave 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I am not "Hip" and "Cool" anymore. I am "Unc". I can use the smiling cat emojis as I please. 😸 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I predict that two years into the future I am going to be just a regular alcoholic 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 27/10/2025motherfucker you ARE a surge protector from october 2005 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I love how quickly after an iphone turns two years old the battery gets noticeably worse. my 15 plus was doing great until about a week ago and I never updated it past ios 17 so I can't even blame updates 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 18/10/2025calmly listening to the gunshots right next to my window on this fine evening 020
pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · 16/10/2025it's getting cold out which means it's time to curl up in my bed and shamelessly consume visual novels 120
