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Martin E

@hoser33.bsky.social
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Slammy Awarding Winning. Proudly Canadian. Triathlete. #Billsmafia My lifelong dream was to meet Mr. T...and I did!!

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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I drink iced coffee daily. It's literally how I drink my coffee. If some asshole wants to judge me from bringing in coffee of any temperature to a job interview, that asshole isn't worth working for.
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Google "Buffalo Bills" today. You won't regret it. #billamafia
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know Collinsworth has the biggest chub in his life right now #SNF
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The stadium looks amazing. What a day to be a Bills fan. #billsmafia
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It me
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not something I ever publicly discuss because it's not my story to tell is that my cousin (who presents male) was born intersex. With that said... This video is fucking awesome and you should watch and probably learn something.
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well. It turns out Josh Allen is good. #billsmafia
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm so glad football is back, but fucking hell why do I have to listen to Collinsworth again?
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How it started and how it's going.#MrT #fanexpocanada
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not the obit we were waiting for #RIPDolly
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oprah: "Fuck you, I got mine you plebs"
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What an asshole /s
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meet Wardo. Had some great conversations about ball. I'm sorry I'll never be able to get your take on roboumps, since you thought they were a terrible idea
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Danhausen is a delight
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Evergreen statement
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gord Downie would think it's delicious
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nobody England's like England. (Honorable mention to the Toronto Maple Leafs)
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
162-0.net
162-0.net
162-0 — A Perfect-Season Draft Game
Draft a hitter for all nine spots and build a roster that goes undefeated. Can you go 162-0?
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Holy shit. I am going to meet Mr T.
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Kyle Lowry. Thanks KLow. You're the Groat. #Raptors #WeTheNorth
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's almost time for Mr Yankovic
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Weird Al Yankovic Exclaims 'YES!'
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Allez les Rouges!!! 🇨🇦
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Except the Leafs never win
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Once again let me remind that you nobody England's like England. (Except maybe for the Toronto Maple Leafs)
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Birthday Canada 🍁
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Simpsons: Ralph Wiggum's Oh Canada Song
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm enjoying reading about everyone's dad's on here today. My dad passed almost 20 years ago but I think about him every day. He was short, bald, had a gut, & a moustache his whole adult life. He was also a great cook, silly, chill, loving and he had peculiar way of greeting friends & family
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF.
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Duffman Says A Lot Of Things
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is the best piece of sports merchandise in the last 20 years easy. @danhausen.bsky.social
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The funniest thing about the Knicks victory is that the person who will end up benefitting the most out of this is @danhausen.bsky.social
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's my favorite time of year
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Pretty good in HoopIQ mode with no rerolls I just went 79-3, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=oT0...
82-0.com
82-0 — Can Your All-Time NBA Roster Go Undefeated?
Draft an all-time NBA team and simulate an 82-game undefeated season. Build your roster, beat the algorithm, share your record.
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Go Canada!!! ⚽
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sure he's a trillionaire, but can you imagine how big his dick is?
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh yeah, that'll end well.
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Yeah, I think this team is pretty decent 😂 I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=L5K...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I fucking love Keith David and I would never eat his french fries
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Will ya look at that! Undefeated. 🏒 NHL 82-0 Record: 82-0 LW: Alex Ovechkin (Washington 2000s) C: Joe Sakic (Quebec 1990s) RW: Guy Lafleur (Montreal 1970s) LD: Bobby Orr (Boston 1960s) RD: Brian Leetch (NY Rangers 1980s) G: Jacob Markstrom (Calgary 2020s) Can you beat it? 👉 nhl82.ca
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82-0 — NHL Edition
Build the ultimate NHL all-time roster and see if you can go 82-0
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
81-1 ain't too bad! www.82-0.com/share?id=Cl4...
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82-0
Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Word of advice to everyone. At which time you have the financial resources to travel, do it. See the world, experience life and other cultures. Not every overseas trip costs an arm and a leg. There is nothing else you can spend money on that will return the kind of return these experiences will.
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Tokyo Bay
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Mount Fuji
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Don't let anyone tell you Japan isn't incredibly beautiful
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Look at those trees!!
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I will always have time for Mick Foley.
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This is what Koreans call camping. As a Canadian I'm aghast.
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Korea is pretty
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Martin E @hoser33.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Let me tell you something real folks. Japanese toilet technology is literally decades ahead.
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