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Horthallus 🀄

@horthallus.bsky.social
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He/Him | 34 | Writer, game goblin, and certified ghoul. Nihil novi sub sole. | There is nothing new under the sun. horthallus.substack.com

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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 19h
Something a little different today. Trying to put into words how the world feels lately. horthallus.substack.com/p/mold-and-m...
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I Will Not Get Over It.
We are letting our world rot.
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New article! Decided to finally get my thoughts down on the encroachment of generative slop in gaming. I also discuss why I won't be covering a few games that I was previously excited about. horthallus.substack.com/p/a-single-d...
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A Single Drop of Slop...
Why I won’t be playing Divinity 3
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Another one ✌️
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yippee
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Finally have the normal version of the queen herself
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm so fucking tired of seeing GenAI shit EVERYWHERE all day every day. Who the fuck wants to live in a world plastered with slop like this?
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Guess who's still got the juice?
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Good start to the day 😌
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Finally got the gumption to finish another article! This time I talked about the obsession with making open world RPGs bigger without making them richer. open.substack.com/pub/horthall...
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Open World, Closed Mind
If RPGs are bigger than ever, then why do so many feel... empty?
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
34 today
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Probably the fastest I've gotten back to Master Ball, but I'm still not sure if Raichu Y has the juice or if Gholdengo works on a rain team... Either way, glad I didn't have to swap in Archaludon or Basculegion at least!
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He does the thing when you get first place!
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
animated Washizu skin in the Akagi x Mahjong Soul collab rerun, what a blessed day...
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Finished Mina the Hollower! Really great game, just the right length, just the right difficulty, and really well balanced. Great to have a game that emulates "retro" games without just remaking a certain one. It has plenty of NES Zelda DNA, but is clearly and distinctly original.
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Let's fucking goooooo!!!
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Took Champions getting me back into Pokémon, but I finally completed the DLC Pokédexes in Violet!
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Champions got me to finally go for a beast ball shiny of my favorite digital boy, now to just speed run the DLCs to get both evolution items LMAO
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
First shiny in Pokémon Champions!
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Finally back with a new article! Bethesda Game Studios has burned through the last of my goodwill, and it only took... wait, 11 years!? Is Fallout 4: Anniversary Edition the final nail in the coffin made almost entirely of nails? horthallus.substack.com/p/fallout-4-...
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Fallout 4: Anniversary Edition is an Embarrassment
Why you shouldn't slap a sixty dollar price tag on a decade-old game.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Enjoying Pokémon Champions so far :)
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Angel on my shoulder: If you're hungry before bed, a light snack like an apple or maybe a warm glass of milk might be your best bet! 😇 Devil on my shoulder: White shells and chedda Me: Hmm... that does sound good... Angel? Angel: White shells and chedda All three of us: White shells and chedda
White shells and chedda
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"6 Shapes - Perfect for entertaining" is so funny. Inviting people over to gaze upon my various-shaped crackers
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Did this pokemon about me thing lol
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fallout 4 is only good because you can name your weapons
Nuka-Nuke Launcher named Large Lass
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Back at it again baby
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Okay, NOW I feel prepared to talk about the problems with Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Holy shit, what a beautiful card! I'm hoping they do a lot more of these full-arts with actual backgrounds #PokémonTCGP
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This shit is so depressing dude... Bethesda have somehow lost even more of my respect, even after everything else over the years
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The amount of Creation Club content that comes with the Fallout 4 anniversary edition that is broken or straight up unfinished is insane. Came across a building still labeled "Quick Test Cell" lmao. And half the new weapons have absolutely unbearable firing sounds. Arcade cabinets are cool tho
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Was sick for like a week, first day I feel human again and I wake up looking like this
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Finally got a second copy of my queen for my deck #PokemonTCGP
Nihilego infected Lusamine full art card
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Back at it again
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
You would never know it's 45 degrees outside looking at me right now lmao
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You (programing an app that gives you an electric shock when you're not working): Yeah, so basically if you look away from your screen it zaps you Me (not listening): Yeah, it's shells and white cheddar
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Back on my bullshit 💪
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
There is but one correct answer
Big ass bowl of Mac and cheese, made with a whole stick of butter and half a cup of heavy cream
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Night on the town with my beautiful wife 😍
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
We have been born into the bosom of a corpse. Dead before we even had awareness. And yet there are still those, their teeth sticky with black nectar, who look at you with bright eyes and say: "We're so lucky! They worked so hard to give this to us!" It makes me sick and dizzy to try and understand.
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Gage scaring the shit out of me lmao. You can even see where I jump as he appears. youtu.be/mEwIT5QErTo?... #fallout4
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[Fallout 4] Boo!
YouTube video by Horthallus
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Late night doodle, big fan of tubes and wires in skulls, especially if they have no jaw
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Robo wife update: she's got a soda gun, a new paint job, and a new beautiful face :)
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My beautiful robot wife
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Happy Valentine's day, have the pink fella
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Late night doodles
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Man, it's a shame that you only get creepy stuff as good as the two Dunwich locations in 3 and 4, this is really where these games shine atmosphere wise.
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Warmup self-portrait
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Horthallus 🀄 @horthallus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That Dunkin ad might be the worst single piece of media ever created
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