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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Looking imminent 🤞🏼
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm not loving it
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Saw this from a plane where I've been sitting for 2 hours waiting on Chicago to authorize our departure... 😭
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Megalopolis has to be the worst movie I've ever seen (complimentary)
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Megalopolis Party
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Eh, I have my qualms
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🧵?
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A victory for the San Antonio Spurs is a victory for ethical hoops
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sheep Detectives, in theatres, and I'm 100% serious
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It takes a good dog with a gun to stop a bad dog with a gun, Rodger
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Kelvin Gemstone: It's Fashion!
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I may not agree with all your sports takes but I know I can always trust you when it comes to sports ethics
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@viewerpod.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social @daviddennisjr.bsky.social I'm gonna be needing your Widow's Bay theories STAT
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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a female basketball player wearing a jersey that says 22 on it
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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a muppet wearing a top hat is standing in front of a door and saying `` and tiny tim ... '' .
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Virginia is for lovers
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I'm sure it's doable but man, I was grateful to get back home. LA felt openly hostile to families with young kids a lot of the time we were there. Restaurants with no high chairs, hard to find diapers, people seemed exasperated with kids in a way they haven't been in other cities. Hats off to y'all!
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Hey I'm sure that there are some great parks and I'll definitely hand it to you on the weather, but in the whole time we were there we never had a park we could walk to, we had to drive 30 minutes and try 4 stores to find a single pair of toddler shoes, and I never saw a mother's room or kids toilet
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Kudos to you parents of young kids in LA.. I've lived in 8 cities across 3 countries and LA is easily the least child friendly place I've ever been. I was blown away how hard it was to find a playground and a pair of toddler shoes
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I welcome the robo-umpires
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ethical hoops died with Tyrese Haliburton's Achilles smh
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Spoiler-free tidbit for your Love is Blind finale watch @minakimes.bsky.social (big fan of the pod!)- Devonta is a *classic* dismissive avoidant, which is an epidemic among Ohio men. I don't think his issues with Brittany have anything to do with race at all. www.simplypsychology.org/dismissive-a...
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Obviously my Chris take here aged like milk, but otherwise I think my takes pretty much held up. Prediction for the finale: Vic and Christine and Amber and Jordan both say yes, nos from everyone else. I hope Mike and Emma stay together but probably not.
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
🫡
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Wait, Clavicular is a person??
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
4. Jordan and Amber (lots of possible issues, but rooting for them) 5. Alex and Ashley (he's a walking red flag, run girl run) 6. Connor and Bri (this many issues right out of the pods? It's over) 7. Devonta and Brittany (zero chemistry and zero hope)
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Okay. Love is Blind Season 10 power rankings, let's go - 1. Vic and Christine (locked in, unproblematic, no mess, love them) 2. Chris and Jessica (great chemistry, but he gives yellow flags) 3. Mike and Emma (just gotta survive the bombshell that he wasn't her 1st choice) ...
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Haven't seen anyone else say it yet so I have to do it - Devonta on this new season of Love is Blind is a prototypical dismissive avoidant. Get this man some therapy, and I give them a 0% chance of making it
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
WHERE WAS THE LIE
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
On second thought, oh noooooo
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Thank you (from Singapore)!!
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Opinion | The Finance Industry Is a Grift. Let’s Start Treating It That Way.
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
America's Super Bowl Wishlist: - 3 Drake Maye turnovers - Seahawks 50-burger - Patriots score less than 10 points - Whistle against the Patriots all game Alternatively, I would accept a narrow Seahawks victory following a controversial call that haunts the Patriots fan base for a generation
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Bluesky is really the best app to follow live spectator sports, you know, like the NFL playoffs, Australian Open, Unrivaled, or the New Yorker dropping a new Isaac Chotiner interview
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The NFC championship was a barn-burner between the two best teams in the NFL and you simply cannot convince me otherwise
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I would probably be able to look past Brady's commentating/ownership conflict of interest if he was at least a good commentator. And if he wasn't Tom Brady.
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Can't wait for the Seahawks to shut out the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Maybe give them 3 points for mercy.
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If anyone has any tips on how to play silly games with a toddler while experiencing existential outrage at the lack of justice and humanity on display in Minneapolis, please let me know.
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Callback for those of you who have been here for a year... Bluesky has the juice. Every reason I was on Twitter is now here - live sports commentary (official app of sports), cringe and non-cringe current events takes, quality memes. ✌🏼
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Insane that Miami has a chance to win here, given how one-sided this game has felt
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The way they're letting Miami get away with these crazy holds is just insane. Granted, it feels like if the holds were being called Indiana would be up by 14 instead of 3...
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Gonna be honest here, feels like Herbert is in for a Matthew Stafford career - a decade getting slaughtered behind a garbage O line and slinging it to third string WRs with people debating if he's good or not. Then he'll get picked up by a real contender that just needs a QB and have instant success
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Happy to report there's been some great stories about how much he values work-life balance! One of the reasons the program is so good is because he's been able to retain really good coordinators - they've been courted for HC jobs elsewhere but won't take them because Cig is such a great boss
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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a man wearing headphones and a red shirt with the letter i on it stands on a football field .
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Those Bills pass catchers just don't spark joy, okay
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Warm shower, listen to a boring podcast with your eyes closed, pray, read the Bible. My insomnia usually comes from racing thoughts/existential dread/can't shut my brain off, so take that for what it's worth. Also Unisom if you don't have to be super alert in the morning
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Being 9 months pregnant buys you a whole lot of grace at work, in public, among other adults. But young children give literally zero f**ks. "Oh, you're having sciatica and back spasms with pelvic pain every time you take a step? Take me to the park or I'll scream."
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Jonathan Taylor.
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thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Garbage officiating, this game! All the way around.
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horstlikeworst.bsky.social @horstlikeworst.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Reaaaalllly hate how the NFL is just not showing penalty replays anymore because they got so much flack for bad calls. The solution is to make better calls! They didn't even show the DPI replay on a 40+ yard penalty!
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