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horsemeat2.bsky.social

@horsemeat2.bsky.social
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I'm like Bojack horseman if he grew up in trailer park and somehow got a degree in philosophy and was never rich

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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
No!
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Is it just me or has Trump been real quiet ever since he tried to nuke Iran on Saturday but the military wouldn't let him? Like there hasn't been the normal batshit headlines you expect every day when he's awake?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Trump said what if we start a war where we have even less justification than Vietnam
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
New God born, sucked all the consciousness out of the ether. That's why everyone feels kinda dumb right now. At the next periodic marker tic it should update the consciousness metric for the current instance and things will return to normal
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Unless it's a low stakes logistical thing that needs confirmation, a thumbs up on my message comes across like a punch in the face. This is a ridiculous way to feel, I'm 40 years old
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Very happy no one ever caught me when I spied on someone's password and thought it was *********
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Billionaires love to say oh no tax me the pitchforks I'm worried about the pitchforks when was the last fucking time you saw a pitchfork huh? That's what I thought
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Rebecca 🦋 @rebecca79903973.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I really really really hope somebody captures the doctor and sticks him in a computer and makes him itty bitty and wiide and I really hope that someone is Nus Braka
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Trump: oh you think raping and eating a few kids was bad, what if I murder 50 million real quick, will that make you forget about the ones I raped?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I just hope we never hear "President of these United States JD Vance"
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is officially the longest I've ever sat in a room with other people with my poop in a bag
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Do they know? Do they know there's a bag of poop next to me?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Now I'm sitting in a waiting room with a clear bag of partially obscured vials of my poop next to me
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So I found a piece of paper and folded it up into the bad to obscure the vials of poop
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Then on my way to the lab I thought hmm maybe I should have brought a bag for my bag of poop for the sake of modesty
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I pooped in a little catchment basin and then I used one of those wooden tongue compressor deals to scoop my poop into the tubes. And then I put those test tubes into a clear bag
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I had to put my stool in 4 test tubes for some tests
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So when is the next justification for war attack on America going to be?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Turns out reddit knows I'm a fathead
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Busy day in 20s: packs bowl and pops Adderall with fully caffeinated cup of coffee Busy day in 40s: adds teaspoon of fully caffeinated coffee to decaf coffee
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DUvOURI... This Kid is the future of America! It really seems like information about him is being suppressed. I can't find his name anywhere. We need a GoFundMe to start supporting his legal fund.
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
There's definitely something short dog about him
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I think my favorite checkovs gun might be Maxines twin sister in Palm Royale talking about acting like a baby before she does her karate chop
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Hell yeah!
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Release the Epstein files!!
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Civil War 2 electric boogaloo is crazy. Starting it in Minneapolis because they still have that confederate battle flag from Virginia was a sick callback. Way to go Minnesota!!
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I don't even like avocado toast
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I like how AI thinks back in the day was in the 80s or 90s. Me too AI, me too
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I mean he's probably feeling pretty good about his kids still being alive or whatever the leverage they had on him. Then again knowing Washington he's probably in the Epstein files
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Why does Brittany Spears and Gary Busey have the same vacant smile these days?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The world is starting to heal
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I thought you meant like moments ago, I was so excited.
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
TV from the 2000s is crazy. They will act all scandalous about a same sex kiss in public but then light up a cigarette inside like it's no big deal.
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Just started rewatching Sealab 2021, There's a 6 7 joke even though they don't realize it nearly immediately. Then from 3rd episode below: it's like they knew
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The GoFundMe I saw was up to 80k
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Who would play Kevin Bacon in Dirty Wang Chunging?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"See" would have been really good as a radio play
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
@ashleystclair.bsky.social pretty based saying you were wrong about what you said about trans people. You can be scorned and right
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Always take care of number one, and I'm number one, never forget that
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Going to the comments section seeing the gist of my reaction as the top comment: Am I smart or conformist? Have I been on the internet so long I know exactly what people are gonna think or say? Or am I just right-thinking?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Oh word
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Dem fat squirrels be fucking
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If I were a bot in the simulation would my posts be any different than if I were a bot on the internet?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Wait why?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
So wait are they trying to block out the sun so that we will be dependent on them for oil forever?
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I really want to live in The Diplomat's America.
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I'm about to add four cups of powdered sugar to this cream cheese and butter. I done mixed up
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horsemeat2.bsky.social @horsemeat2.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It's a bit more like the wild west internet of yore and less the walled garden social media
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