Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What in tar nationindependent.comUnusual Amount of Oil and Tar Reported on Beaches Across South CoastAuthorities are investigating the source of black crude on beaches in Carpinteria, Montecito, and Santa Barbara. 001
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Everybody wants to visit île de France but nobody wants to visit elle de France 😢 000
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I'm not overemployed, I'm polycareerous 000
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Donald Trump signs executive order declaring that every even number greater than 2 is the sum of two primes 000
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Broke: discounts for veterans Woke: equal pricing Bespoke: extra charges for veterans 000
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The purpose of philosophy is to rigorously derive the teachings of Mr Rogers from first principles 000
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Broke: looksmaxxing Woke: booksmaxxing 000
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026In hindsight his seminal work being titled "manufacturing consent" should've gave it away 001
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Elements in abelian groups commute, but elements in non abelian groups work from home 000
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Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Yes, I'm a CS major, and yes, I get laid 😎 (off)... We exist 000
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Actually, it's pronounced "oi-rydice" 000
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 05/07/2025After decades of offshoring, now the only thing the US manufactures is consent 000
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025The only tism we need a cure for is conservatism 010
Horseless Headman @horselessheadman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025(Bernie Sanders voice) healthcare is a yeoman right 010
