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horrowfide

@horrowfide.bsky.social
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bookseller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma, shitposter. 🌱 I mostly post about Monk, books, fibre, and football.

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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 7h
Fucking pathetic. Shameful. Embarrassing. #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 7h
I don't like football any more.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Arse. #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Where there's a Will there's a way. 🖤🤍👊🏼 #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
This is not the time or place for tomfoolery Nico..! #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
GET THE FUCK IN SVENJAMIN BOTMANS LAD...!!! #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Comedy football. 🇮🇹
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Fuck's sake. I think we might need Large Daniel Burn to come back in next week. #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
#NUFC
A looming ginger cat with the caption 'pathetic'
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Might just go to bed now tbh. 🙄😒 #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
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Allan Saint-Maximin Dribbling Skill
ALT: Allan Saint-Maximin Dribbling Skill
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Maybe Mick Harford then. 👊🏼💥
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Get in, howay Allan! 🖤🤍✊🏻 #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Get Wayne Fereday on. #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Sir Lewis. #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
We are far too easy to play through. #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 8h
Howay man. #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 9h
HO MEMAD "PIZZA"
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 9h
Well fuck. #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Billy the match predicting cat on Instagram has once again predicted victory for Matthis Jaissle's Schwarz-Weiß armee. #NUFC
A screenshot from Instagram showing a black and white cat in a tuxedo pointing its right paw at a card with Newcastle United's crest on it.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 9h
HOWAY THE FUCKIN' LADS, LET'S GET INTO THESE CUNTS..!!! 🖤🤍✊🏻 #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 21h
Youtube is treating me well this morning, that's my background work noise sorted for the next couple of hours.
A screenshot from my youtube subs page - Alexei Sayle on the Class Clown Podcast and The Harry Hill Show with Paul Sinha.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Billy the match predicting cat on Instagram has once again predicted victory for Matthis Jaissle's Schwarz-Weiß armee. #NUFC
A screenshot from Instagram showing a black and white cat in a tuxedo pointing its right paw at a card with Newcastle United's crest on it.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Could be in the top four on Monday night if results go our way. #NUFC
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rottenham Shitspur.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
and now those missed chances are even funnier lol.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol @ spur
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A couple of the easy chances Spurs have missed made me chuckle tbf. I hope it stays 0-0...
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
horrowfide is absolutely loving how fucking terrible both Spurs and Man Poo are. #fitba
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol
A man named Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores has secured a narrow victory in Peru's local elections, exit polls show.

The candidate for the centre-left Ahora Nación party was elected mayor of Queropalca, a remote district in the Peruvian Andes.

Some 229 residents voted for the 45-year-old, putting him ahead of the second-place candidate from right-wing Renovación Popular Perú by just 25 votes.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
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Monty Python Holy Grail
ALT: Monty Python Holy Grail
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Mini Motley Sanctuary @minisanctuary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
✨ New Diary Update ✨ Please could you spare £1 a month to support our sanctuary on Patreon? 💚 If 1/4 of our followers were able, our animal sanctuary would achieve financial stability In return, we share detailed updates; behind the scenes & more. Please join if you can! #rescueanimals #animals
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✨Joyful, Playful Snaps: Grazing Muzzles in Action ✨| Mini Motley Diaries | Mini Motley Sanctuary
Happy Tuesday lovely patrons. If you've listened to last week's podcast episode, here: The Saga of the Grazing Muzzles, you'll know that thi
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
harold kanes.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Horny Czech concedes. 🙁
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 06/10/2026
Barbie - Prostitution Twist [Sweden, Euro pop] (1985)- Artist is Alexander Bard who later fronted Army of Lovers. Produced by The Glitter Twins (Peo Thyrén (Easy Action (heavy metal)) & Kjell Lövbom (AKA Kee Marcello of Europ redd.it/11ab5gi youtu.be/etC8i96vNRs
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Barbie - Prostitution Twist [Sweden, Euro pop] (1985)- Artist is Alexander Bard who later fronted Army of Lovers. Produced by The Glitter Twins (Peo Thyrén (Easy Action (heavy metal)) & Kjell Lövbom (AKA Kee Marcello of Europe))
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
check out horrowfide's books, CDs and DVDs in my fossa-books ebay shoppe and maybe consider buying some of my crap, I'm skint. Cheers! @fossabooks.bsky.social ebay.us/m/svF5Kl
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fossa-books on eBay
Follow fossa-books on eBay. Buying, Selling, Collecting on eBay has never been more exciting!
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sweet, cheers for the clarification!
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder how that works with the Financial Fair Play rules. We haven't actually got the money yet, so does it count..? 🤔
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think they have a weekly Wicker Man Wednesday at the Wetherspoons on Shields Road, it gets the punters in.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Radge Scott McKenna's been sent off yet again because he is radge. #radge #fitba
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scotland go 2-0 up in North Macedonia! Go on lads. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✊🏻 #fitba
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lots of fireworks going off in Walker tonight because it's radge.
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In Balamory? Wouldn't you like to know Robocop!
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Goal for Scotland in North Macedonia! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking about moving to Scotland. 🤔
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@superfurryandy.bsky.social Cheers for the repost bro! ✊🏻
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"bull fart" art piece by Chinese contemporary artist Chen Wenling (2009)
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horrowfide @horrowfide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
check out horrowfide's books, CDs and DVDs in my fossa-books ebay shoppe and maybe consider buying some of my crap, I'm skint. Cheers! @fossabooks.bsky.social ebay.us/m/svF5Kl
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Fossa Books @fossabooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another movie bargain available now from the Fossa Books ebay shoppe! Critters: The Ultimate Collector's Edition, a region 2 DVD four disc box set featuring all four films in the glorious Critters franchise. Nothing beats physical media! ✊🏻 #Critters ebay.io/m/C3J7cD
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Critters: The Ultimate Collectors Edition - Four Disc Set - Region 2 DVD | eBay UK
Critters: The Ultimate Collector's Edition, a region 2 DVD four disc box set featuring all four films in the Critters franchise. The item is in good condition. There is some shelf wear and scuffs to the edges of the slipcase, but the inner box is in great shape with no marks, and there are no creases or tears to the booklet. The discs have been played and there are some signs of wear, but no deep scratches or significant scuffs. They have been checked and play fine.
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