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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

Hey Cosmos :) I'm moving to a new home that isn't full of mold and is in a quiet area next to a hiking trail and is twice the size of my current place I'm also really really sick, it sucks Hbu?

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 13/06/2024

Checking back here to make sure my bunker is well stocked

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Why do shards of glass always taste like blood

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 13/06/2023

god's very first words to humanity:

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 08/06/2023

my 'i didnt come here to fuck spiders' shirt is not doing a good job of distracting people from what im doing with the bottom half of my body (fucking spiders)

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

just found 'genital-bergl' (genital hill) is yiddish for mons pubis

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

i have a pavlovian response to doorbells, when i hear one i automatically listen for barking and if i dont hear one i get sad :(

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 30/05/2023

making love = sex making out = kissing making hate = repetitive stabbing making in = throwing up in someones mouth

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 13/05/2023

lose lips sink ships but lose hips float boats

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 11/05/2023

if you die in a dream, you dont die in the waking world. in fact you get closer to life. you wake up. if you cum in a dream, you cum in real life. cumming is more real than death

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

walked in to a dr's office super stressed, blood pressure was fairly high which has never happened to me before. they tested again, still high. third time, i went non-dual, blood pressure went back to normal

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

I'm surprised there aren't tons of water fountain fetishists. Who among us has not been in middle school on their tippy toes sucking for dear life on a fountain with bad water pressure flashing back to the comfort of their infancy

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." - Oscar Wilde

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

So much respect for my president

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

some cries are like peeing through a boner. other cries... are like cumming through a boner

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

what do yall do in the two seconds it takes from clicking 'load new notifications' until you see the new notifications

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

The government doesn't want you to know this but with a pure heart and the right combination of exuberant movements any dance floor can open a portal to all other dance floors

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

using my left hand scroll so it feels like someone else is doing it

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

purple. even more purple when i found out u like purple most

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

just teared up a little bit

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

ive never been so grateful for a sunburn in my entire life

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

Oh skeet skeet motherfucker. Oh skeet skeet godamn

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

You do not have to. You do not have to. You only do not have to

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

Hit me with the horny bat. I dare you. I'll shove it up my ass

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

The sun does to her face what it's absence does to the sky, revealing constellations of little dots around her twinkling eyes

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 27/04/2023

oh your a man? then name all the other animals

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 24/04/2023

he was a simple lurker, she was an observer of the ominous undercurrents, can i make it any more obvious

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 24/04/2023

@jamesrisberg.bsky.social knocked this out of the park- im so tickled right now!! youtu.be/zorGBU4SF5o

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 24/04/2023

@jamesrisberg.bsky.social knocked this out of the park- im so tickled right now!! youtu.be/zorGBU4SF5o

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 24/04/2023

love it, and love liquid bloom too also it was no ice dancing with u finally!!

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 23/04/2023

showing up to the club smelling like a campfire

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 22/04/2023

i once found a psilocybe mushroom in a cow patty while already tripping on mushrooms and looked out at the field i was standing in and saw it was FILLED with bullshit and i just beamed and beamed with joy

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 22/04/2023

exhausted from dancing, still peaking out, my best friends and i collapse in a pile under the stars. we watch them dance for us and make each other laugh so hard we can smell death. the massive festival subwoofers jiggle the dirt beside us

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 22/04/2023

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 22/04/2023

*telepathically responds* HI

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 21/04/2023

a long time ago on a lot of mushrooms in the snow around a fire a portal opened up beside me and i told my friends i wanted to walk into it and they got scared and said nah man stay with us and every so often i wonder what would have happened if i had ignored them

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 20/04/2023

and when you do sleep, you will sleep like your ancestors, in the hot and heavy ink of the distant past, back into the death you were born out of, a taste of the reassuring death that will come when she is done playing aswith you. and you will love it, and she will love you

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hormeze @hormeze.bsky.social · 20/04/2023

she's the robin hood of the subconscious. she will steal the dreams from the richness of your sleep like the fox that she is & in the light of day, she will pour the hidden waters of your nightly underworld in the begging bowl that is your conscious mind, filling you with visions

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