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Asa Daribondi

@hop31.bsky.social
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Every now and then I bop along back to here
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
heukmi bap and eggs goes really REALLY hard
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Saw the good man and paid my respects
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
back in like 2014 wikipedia's only freely licensed photo of Nick Offerman was from the two weeks he was blond and people hated it so much they basically decided it was better to have no photo
wikipedia infobox title "Nick Offerman" depicting him in blonde beard and hair
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I'm gonna grab 2025 by the balls and twist as hard as I can
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Behold hell
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Ugh I gotta get back into kendo or fencing
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Thinking about my childhood friend who lived in Chicago and would take a small sailboat every year to his lake house in Michigan and how he got stranded because the boat got struck by lightning and started sinking in like 200 feet of water
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
holy fuck that gin and tonic hits HARD
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Having to shower in the basement and not in the bathroom that's attached to my room is degrading
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
it's tuesday evening and we're korean
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sweet hut run
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/11/2024
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Still really funny that the term "balls to the walls" does not relate to testicles
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
One thing I do need to do less of is judging other guys for their shaving habits like a psycopath
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
One thing I do need to get is a new razor since my Van Hagen razor is showing its age
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Shoving a syringe into my kidney cyst and pulling that plunger to get that shit out
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Writing a Delta Green Op with Hastur for my campaigns in Japan, and god I forgot how much I love The King in Yellow as an entity and as a character.
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
just destroyed the trials and tribulations god has given me (getting out from under the covers and standing up to go to the gym)
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
that jack daniels do throw hands fr fr fr
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
h-mart my beloved
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Me after getting a haircut by a gay guy
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Actual conversation I had once Customer:"So you want to work in China?" Me:"Yeah I do" Customer lowers voice to whisper: "But what about Kim Jong Un?" Me: "What about him?" Customer: "Y'know the leader of China Kim Jong Un?" She then proceeded to mispronounce Chinese in ways never thought of by man
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
TEFL isn't hard, TEFL Practicum is hard because you just can't find anything
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Rimworld is wild because what do you mean the Githyanki gal who just joined got woke up by a person trying to convert her to a different religion and promptly impaled the person who woke her up with a sword through the gut for pissing her off
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
this is me btw
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Playing helldivers 2 is wild because sometimes you get amazing team work and then the next round it's the most dogshit rag tag team of people you have the displeasure to work with
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Dragging my homeschooled super southern baptist acquaintance who has never gone to a bar to Moes and Joes when she turns 21 so she can encounter true American Exceptionalism
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Realising Michael Shapiro voiced the that was easy staple's button is wild
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
rimworld lfg
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
from the exact article you think
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Monica Franco @l0litsmonica.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Why does my dog have spatial awareness but also looks like this
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
this is what it feels like when the adhd meds finally wear off and you're tired af
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a close up of a man 's face with a beard
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Still gotta go to Clermont lounge with the lads sometime
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Dawg how the fuck do I do a multi choice thing for students with should/ought/better
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
He was, stop spreading misinformation we all know that Ian Miles Cheong was executed earlier this year in Feburary at the Sungai Buloh Prison at 7:00 AM local time by long drop
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Artist I followed on twitter moved here, apparently only moved her nsfw account though so wack
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I love how Kendrick uses Jazz in alot of his stuff, really a S tier artist
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
let's talk about how assless chaps should fit 🧵
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Crusader Kings 3 is so funny, like what do you mean I can make my son who was born in Iceland convert to Daoism and grow to speak only Mandarin and make him convert the Canary Islands to speak only Chinese and practice Daoism
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Bruh why tf does adhd meds make me so fucking clingy
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
God a sauna after a long day of working out is so fucking god
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Worst part about starting a new is rebuilding my Algorithm
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Kinda missing the menswear guy
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Asa Daribondi @hop31.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Get that politics shit out of my feed
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