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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 1h
THIS!!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 13h
"He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal" Trump once again tips his hand, and leaks his future plans.
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 13h
I mean, show me a recent post of his that ISN'T unhingrd!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 13h
Dawn of the Dead Poet's Society
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 14h
3 Men and a Million Dollar Baby
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 23h
He's gone full George Santos mode!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 23h
Just baffling! Especially after seeing the reputations & careers of others nosedive after proudly supporting Trump & his admin: Kid Rock, Chachi (can't remember his name), Rosanne, Sorbo,Voigt, etc Have fun joining them, Mr Trejo!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ifill is spot on!! The product has changed, but he's nothing more than a used car salesman trying to convince you to pay extra for the protective undercoating coverage.
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry, but this just makes me laugh! Is it atrocious that the President of the U.S. would say this? Absolutely! But all he is admitting here is that he is terrified of the mid-terms, & desperate enough to say anything to try to fight GOP voter apathy. I hope the panic gives him another stroke!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have mild hearing loss which didn't get diagnosed til my 20s, so I misheard basically EVERY song lyric 😁 Kelly Clarkson - "Count to 9 then count to 10" ("can't deny it, can't pretend") Police - "Canary in a coma" (".. in a coalmine") Dua Lipa - "Trainers see my vulva" ("training season's over")
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's 2016 all over again 🤦‍♂️
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Remember Me" - the final version when Miguel sings it with Coco. Still makes me sob happy tears ❤️
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because he knows it doesn't really matter - nobody w/ power will do anything
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mostly agree - but is it that they're really dumb, or that they just don't care about trying to hide it as they know they can get away with it?
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Loki
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol- you beat me to it by ~30 seconds 😂 Altho I spelled it slightly differently.
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Minion-opolis?
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Minions Laughing with 'Your Mom' Joke
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone whose first name is "Markwayne" is the last person who should mock other names!
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Jim Halpert's 'Eh Meh' Shrug
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dear ALL NEWS MEDIA! If you do not follow up on this, demanding a full LOGICAL explanation ("he misspoke" or "he was joking" don't qualify!), then please find a new career - because you are completely worthless at your current one!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[UKRAINE has entered the chat] [PALESTINE has entered the chat] [IRAN has entered the chat]
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm so old I remember when Ted Cruz called Trump: - "a pathological liar" - "an utterly amoral narcissist" - "a sniveling coward"
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
True - but don't miss this: He's trying to create a refuge for political criminals - both international and U.S., including himself! - where no court has any jurisdiction!!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In short, his opinions suck 🤷‍♂️
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ha! Dude likely got tipsy after a half bottle of lite beer and passed out.
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Man Who Keeps Tossing Dog Poop at His Followers Can't Figure Out Why They Stopped Following Him"
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LOL! Even TX Gov Greg Abbott is dodging Trump!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Well? We're Waiting - Caddyshack Classic Scene
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Star Trek: Patrick Stewart Says 'Make It So'
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Twist and Shout" - The Beatles
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In theory? Sure. But "now" just ain't gonna happen; every MoC is back home until Nov 3, many of them fighting for their political lives, & there aren't enough non-psyco cabinet members 🤷‍♂️
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Worst law firm ever!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same role - better pay
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Inflation? Or national debt? Or both?
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Monty Python: She Turned Me Into A Newt!
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because their leader believes that only the Salesman BS matters, & not the quality of the product; that's his understanding of commerce.
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I'll take Misquoted Album Titles for $500, Alex" 😄
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's all he has! He has nothing legitimate or truly noteworthy to display to his morons.
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "hits" 😂
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow! Leaning into the sexism 🙄
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And a danger! He thinks the only power words have is to talk people into buying your crappy products, or voting for you; and not to incite them to attack the capital, or interfere in our elections 🤷‍♂️ #RussiaIfYoureListening
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would wear that on a t-shirt
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sell 4 or 5 of his 15 houses?
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2 observations I've made while shopping at our local grocery store the past 2 weeks, both of which CAN BE simultaneously true: 1) There is an excessive amount of pumpkin / pumpkin spice flavored items 2) I want them all, and plan to purchase & eat as many as I can! 😊
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hear that Epstein Island is vacant 🤷‍♂️
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sec. of Manly Muscular Manly Sweaty Manly Men Dept
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Pete Hegseth We'Re Done With That
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EVERYONE on the right, and EVERY argument they make - especially when trying to promote the greatness of Trump - sounds like the Monty Python pet shop salesman trying to convince the buyer that the dead parrot is in fact not dead 🤷‍♂️
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah, might as well jump Might as well jump Go ahead and jump Go ahead and jump
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David Lee Roth Jump
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This. Lost our 12 y.o. best boy in April. At first, I just couldn't look at any photos of him - but doing so now brings me more good feels than sad ones, and helps me realize just how much freakin' time we actually got to spend with him ❤️
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Brett @hoopbears.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Nervous Raven
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