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Chris

@hoooch.bsky.social
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Love all things Michigan, ultimate lurker, occasionally I do some funny/cool shit.

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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brad deserves pretty much all the blame, anyone with eyes could see that the secondary needed help and that was before knowing about the Terrion Arnold situation. And he decided to just patch work it and say "we like our guys" time to throw the receipts back at him
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Lions team is god awful
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't wait till next week and Marvin Harrison Jr looks like an All Pro against this secondary
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pathetic ass defense
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DJ Reed has to be the worst Lions FA signings in the past 10 years
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gibbs is a cheat code
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The blitz rate on both wins is kinda crazy, idk if they can keep it up
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would be shocked if Kerby Joseph contributes anything to this defense this year, I honestly think he played his last down in Detroit last year. The dude was M.I.A the entire training camp
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What an embarrassment
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I haven't been this embarrassed by a Lions performance in a few good years
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Jim Halpert's Iconic Shocked Reaction
ALT: Jim Halpert's Iconic Shocked Reaction
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lions fans rn
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Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'
ALT: Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The defense is playing like they are SOL just shooting themselves in the foot
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It feels like I'm watching the 2010 Lions again...
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Too early?
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was every Lions fans concern going into this season, the team did little to nothing to help this secondary out
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This might get embarrassing for the Lions secondary tonight
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It might be a long night for my Lions tonight
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Eddy Burbak Drinking and Regretting
ALT: Eddy Burbak Drinking and Regretting
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Definitely playing better in the 2nd half then they did in the first
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jeremiah Smith is going number 1 in the draft HOLY HELL
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anyone catch that Oklahoma ball boy trying to rip the ball out of Bowles hands LOL
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As a Michigan fan I'm sick to my stomach... Celebrating like they actually won something, disgusting
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Who paid the refs at Michigan LOL
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Absolutely pathetic
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan ain't winning against Oklahoma, gonna start 0-2
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Adam Sandler Laughing While Eating
ALT: Adam Sandler Laughing While Eating
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan's offense looks pathetic
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Eww Nasty
ALT: Eww Nasty
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good to see him coming back, had a hell of a pre season
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Joker: The Dark Knight - And Here We Go
ALT: Joker: The Dark Knight - And Here We Go
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Oh Boy Here We Go Again Jim Carrey
ALT: Oh Boy Here We Go Again Jim Carrey
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Awkward Simpsons Collar Tug
ALT: Awkward Simpsons Collar Tug
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WHAT A GOAL
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USA Soccer Fan Cheers with Eagle Mascot
ALT: USA Soccer Fan Cheers with Eagle Mascot
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
For the first time in forever I feel a bit overwhelmed with how much there is to do which is a good thing, also not having just one artifact and allowing builds to breathe outside of a meta is so nice
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
LETS GOOOO!
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USA Fans React to World Cup Match
ALT: USA Fans React to World Cup Match
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Dwight Schrute Salutes in The Office
ALT: Dwight Schrute Salutes in The Office
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Jim Halpert Controlling Laugh
ALT: Jim Halpert Controlling Laugh
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Well it's emptiness until Lions season (because Tigers suck)
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Depressed Mario in the Rain
ALT: Depressed Mario in the Rain
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is why NHL is better than the NBA at least there are fights with a blow out
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Next time Harden goes up for a layup I want to see him getting pulled down by his beard, that would make up for tonight... Sorta
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I want Tobias gone and there is no way I'm paying Duren either
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Next year can we for the love of God get offense for the Pistons
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pistons straight up don't even look like they want to be out there anymore, they are playing SOFT!
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I might be turning this Pistons game off at halftime, this reminds me of game 3 all over again
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's early I know but the vibe I'm feeling from these Pistons isn't it right now, I'm a bit worried
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pistons need to relax and take what Cleveland is giving them. Need to take advantage of these turnovers
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Is it just me or does Cade look lost out there since they went up 8 with 2:30 left to go in the 4th quarter?
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is why I can't watch the NBA on a regular basis, flopping ass players
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I know it's not right but someone needs to foul Harden and put him on the ground.... See if he continues to act like a fool
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Turnovers will be the reason if the Pistons lose this series
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Superstars don't turn the ball over 3 times in a row, bottom line but that 2nd quarter was terrible... How many offensive rebounds did we get and capitalize on them?
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Chris @hoooch.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Fuck cancer
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