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@hoomhum.bsky.social
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she/her, bi/ace 30+ pfp by hattedhedgehog. 🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ writing fucked up fiction forever

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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
:3 Remembered I own this house and have free will.
the corner of a kitchen: an oven is tilted away from the wall and a window is in view. The walls are a sort of barbie pink as high as a painter of about 5 feet can reach without a ladder. The window frame is taped off and the unpainted sections are a grey/beige. It is a work in progress
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am trying to distract myself from some family... not drama, because it is serious, but also sort of problems of their own making that I can not help with. Pet pics, anyone? Share your pets with me? Percy discovering the AC when my power came back, as tax.
a shihtzu laying on the floor in front of an air vent, relaxed and blissful
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Couldn't be happier with how this flower bed in my front yard has turned out. 🥰🥰🥰
Round flower bed with cosmos and zinnias in various shades of pink and white. It is tall and joyous.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I complained a bunch yesterday and have wept a bunch today but here is the free tree I got from the library, so there's some good left in this world, Mr Frodo.
a sapling in a grass lawn. the photographer has put their forearm and hand behind the tree to make it easier to see. There are several sets of green leaves on the very small, thin, sapling.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
work mood today. except I am crying on the clock. ✌️🫠✌️ It's fine.
tumblr post by user noelledeltarune, reading "okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out."
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Managed my first piece that survived all the way to cutting it off the wheel! Very pleased!
An amateur pot, thrown from 1lb of clay. It's wider at the rim and has a twist in it that almost looks intentional (but was not).
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Cam you even imagine being this comfy?
white shihtzu lounging on a pile of blankets, completely conked out. not  visible from the picture but he is making little contented snores
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
original illustration (without text) by tri wiranto (link in alt text)
illustration od a person in a yellow jacket, with cybernetic implants covering their eyes and a sword on their back. Text says "I will be okay, not because everything's fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy." Original found at following link: https://unsplash.com/illustrations/a-drawing-of-a-man-in-a-yellow-jacket-2Vn9M8j_NXY
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I got a bit of money over the holidays, so my boy gets a DUCK. 🐶🦆[squeaker warning for video]
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I have successfully finished project: make fireplace pretty! It is nonfunctional, and was originally a brown/orange stone. With the power of peel and stick tile, it is now much nicer!
a brown fireplace covered three quarters of the way with blue peel and stick tile. this photo shows the project partway through.the fireplace from the previous picture, fully covered with the blue subway tiles. It has a white mantle and various decor, including a sword and some fairy lights.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Please enjoy an older, sweet Percy pic.
A small shihtzu looks at the camera, a toy draped over his forelegs. He looks curious and playful.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I'm not making any promises, but...
screenshot of writing app ellipsus' home page, showing 4 projects on a light rainbow background. The works are titled: Thiefskier 2, Guards, Fettered Lark, and Better Left Unsaid.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I delivered kittens from the shelter to the cat café the other day. This guy was living his best life.
A small orange kitten sitting on a fuzzy blanket in a wicker basket chair, in front of a floor to ceiling window. He looks sleepy and cozy.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Create this #Picrew of yourself picrew.me/en/image_mak... Then, take this quiz uquiz.com/quiz/eTdXoU/... Post the results and see what you'd be like as a fictional character ~ Hey now...
a drawn approximation of me, created with a picrew. Short hair, big blue eyes with glasses and a slouchy sweatshirt. She's making a slight kissy face.The results of the quiz, which read: Neurodivergent Coded
You're the one weirdo character who's a weirdo in just the right way. You miss the social cues, you can't flirt, you like things purely on color or texture. You fidget, you can't sit still, your house is either extremely dirty or very neat. Reddit hates you, Tumblr loves you/
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
A shihtzu on a bed, covered by a blanket. He looks cozy.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Our zoo has manatees!!!
A manatee underwater as seen from the inside of a zoo exhibit
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Puppy with a dark patch around his eye laying on a pile of blankets, looking at the camera
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Went to a butterfly exhibit yesterday. It was very cool!
On some greenery, a butterfly several colors perches with its wings flat. In the top right there is a playe with fruit pieces and several more brown butterflies stand feeding.On greenery, a tricolor butterfly is perched. The central color is a bright iridescent blue.On dark leaves next to a water feature an intricately designed, light colored butterfly is perched.Two butterflies on a stained glass decoration. One is brown with an eyespot on its wings, and the other has pointy wings with blue and bright orange.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I feel otherwise fine, though hyper aware bc a roomie has covid (we're all masking up), EXCEPT that I have SO much sinus pressure blocking up my ears I am half deaf. Grabbing all the the things blooming. YOU.
A cat laying on its back on a floor scattered with dirt. They are held down by a hand, and their expression is of concern. Meme often used to indicate catching a culprit in the act.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It was a very cool pay what you can community based "class"/open studio time! They'll bake it and I can glaze it next week :) Project was one as little noise shaker ball. I made mine a plant!
A round clay ball the size of a fist, with four petal shaped leaves on top.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Work got me like
Miyuzaki with a cigarette, his hands on his head, glasses in one hand and eyes closed.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Apico, you continue to be delightful.
A screenshot from the game Apico. It reads: Andrena perfodio Burrower Bee. Burrower bees live in a hole in the ground - not a nasty, dirty wet hole, or a dry, bare sandy hole - but a comfortable hole within sight of their neighbours; likely to stop their silverware being stolen. (This is a reference to The Hobbit.)
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
somepuppy caught me taking a picture 😅
A close up of a shihtzu laying on a blanket, with a toy in the foreground. The dog is making eye contact with the camera and looks a little judgmental.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
After an adventure, Percy and I are watching the Victoire vs Fleet PWHL game. :3
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
wait banks over there don't ever have drive thrus??? we have drive through ATMs and banks that use pneumatic tubes to send things through the drive thru.
image of a drive thru at a bank, with several lanes and signs over the lane indicating what they are for and if they are open.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
thanks, friend!
Shihtzu in a sweater, mid yawn.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Percy is back home! They cleaned up the wound and he needs to be on antibiotics for 10 days. I put him in a sweater so he wouldn't try and scratch it. He's back to staring, his third favorite activity, after sleeping and destroying toys.
White shihtzu in a red and black argyle sweater sitting on a rug and staring out a sliding glass door.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Rude boy himself.
a lounging white shihtzu pup entirely ignores the photographer.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
omg hi precious! Percy says hello too. 🥰
a white shihtzu with gray ears curled on a dog bed, his eyes closed peacefully. His head is resting gently on a red and white toy.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Percy got a fox toy out of the lovely box I got from @boreallights.bsky.social, but I had to take it away after an hour. He'll get it back, but he was getting a little too intense. Had it half in his mouth and was whining and barking at me. Like bro, you don't HAVE to try and destroy it. Take a nap.
A white shihtzu on a sofa covered in blankets. He has hold of a fox toy and looks very intent.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
yellow emoji face making dramatic expression of despair, hands raised dramatically
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Ya girl updated her WIP ehehehe. :3 archiveofourown.org/works/28409268
A screenshot from Archive of Our Own that says The Fettered Lark, hoomhum, Chapter 19.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
🫂🫂🫂 sending you some puppy love.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #879,273! Ayyye!
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery
A yellow sand and blue sky beach in Aruba, the waves coming in and foaming over rocks.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
Went to a PowerPoint party yesterday and presented on slime molds. It went super well and I had a ton of fun listening to the other (mostly goofy) presentations. Mine included the attached, lol.
"Friendship ended with X now Y is my best friend" meme, with crossed out photos of fungi and a prominent image of physarum polycephalum (the blob slime mold) in the "is my best friend" spot.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
When your work to do list is a full page long. 🫠
An image of Mario that says This Does Not Mamma the Mia
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
picrew.me/en/image_mak... It's (approximately) me!
A picrew image, a drawing of the top half of a brown haired woman, with glasses and a purple plaid overshirt. The background is a nature shot with sparkle and heart effects floating everywhere
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Send me a photo of your pet and an explanation of what ware they would sell if they ran a tiny store. Percy would sell custom footware by the single shoe, cuddled and quality checked personally before sale.
A white shihtzu curled in a gray bed, face tucked into a boot.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
Hiding until the weekend.
White shihtzu curled up with his face tucked into a beautiful quilt.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Long boy Friday. Don't talk to me I'm lonk.
A white shihtzu laying in a straight line on a sofa, facing away from the viewer.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Powdered donut boy Wednesday.
A white shihtzu curled on a blanket on a mismatched sofa. featuring the best quilt.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
Hoping to read more in 2024, but at least I had a pretty good variety in 2023.
A pie chart showing the moods of books I read in 2023. There are 12 slices, the biggest being reflective, adventurous, informative and inspiring.A line graph showing 25 books read over 2023, and 6294 pages. The most in a month was six books in January, while July, August and September show zero books.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Two screenshots from the Muppet Christmas Carol, featuring Kermit as Bob Cratchit looking over the city. The captions say "There's only one more sleep til... Christmas."
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
I don't understand why it's not just...showing me older things? Is there a setting I'm missing?
"You've reached the end of your feed! Find some more accounts to follow!" button that says "Find accounts to follow"
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Anyway I don't need to be respectable here and we need more fandom content, so:
on a light blue background the words "one [heart image] = one fic I want to write
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
I'm cracking up, I showed my aunt a picture of my daily word count graph and she was like "Oh, and here's a graphical representation of your mental health!" and she was. spot on. 😅😳I been seen.
A line graph marking number of words written each day. The line has immense peaks and dips. Only a few times do two days in a row have similar word counts. It is not a rollercoaster that would be OSHA approved.
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
This is what 26k looks like when I let myself bounce around projects AND have three weeks of writing group. Here's hoping I start feeling inspired by these works again. I still have 24k words left to go!
a table of contents listing the following
Pseudomegas/Better By Design 1
Psued Next Chapter 6
St Barts 9
A title marked through in purple 28
Amnesia fic 29
Omegaverse Thing 31
Double Down ch 4 44
Double Down Outline 55
Marked out title with the word 'bit' uncovered. 56
Marked out title with the word poem uncovered 57
Marked out title 57
Fettered Lark Ch 18 58
Marked out title with the word essay uncovered 61
Marked out title 63
Marked out title 65
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
You can tell I'm really committing to NaNoWriMo today when this sort of thing shows up in my document.
Three lines of text, from the middle of a document. The top and bottom lines are fragments, while the center line reads, in brackets and all caps "THINGS HAPPEN"
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hoomhum @hoomhum.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Maybe! I am incredibly cash light right now, and they're in SO many pieces I'm not sure that would even be an option when I'm not. But I saved all the pieces for at least 2 of the bowls, so maybe someday I'll learn to do it myself. If all else fails maybe I do mosaics.
A granite countertop showing broken pieces of several bowls. The bowls are white with repeating designs in light colors of flowers. The colors shown are primarily dark and light purple. Only 2 of the bowls seem to be separated by their pieces, the rest are a jumble of ceramics
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