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Hooman

@hoomanitou.bsky.social
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No DMs - you will be blocked. Husband of @Purplehoorean.bsky.social, humanist, smart ass, fluent in sarcasm and cat dad. Proud retired Canadian IT guy. 💙 Oh and no Crypto.

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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 15h
I keep seeing ads for this ridiculous "Whalefall" movie. How long until we hear that the box office take doesn't cover the cost of production and people start calling it "Whalefail".
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 15h
Haters gonna hate and quitters gonna quit. It's just their way.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
7/7… • Poof, It Can Vanish: Anyone can make one in a few minutes on a computer. Lots of people lose all their pocket money because the creators or the crowd suddenly run away with the fun.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
6/7… • Famous Examples: The very first one was Dogecoin (with a funny Shiba Inu dog face), and others use cats, frogs, or internet memes. The Big Catch is…..
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
5/7… • Hot Potato: Buying a meme coin is like playing a fast game of hot potato. You want to pass the token to someone else before the joke gets old and nobody wants it anymore. If the music stops and you are holding it, it can turn into worth-nothing digital air.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
4/7… How They Work • The Popularity Contest: They are worth money only because people think, "Hey, this funny picture is super popular today, so I bet someone else will pay me more for it tomorrow."
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
3/7… • No Real Job: Real money is used to buy groceries or build houses. Meme coins do not do any work; their only job is to be shared online.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2/7… What They Are Like • Trading Sticker Cards: Imagine you and your friends decide a blank piece of paper with a silly drawing of a dog on it is super cool. It does not buy you candy or pay for a toy, it just exists because everyone is talking about the picture.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1/7 …. Meme coins are digital toy money made from funny internet jokes, pictures, or viral videos.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Because the more you know. I asked Google - “explain meme coins to me as if I were a child”. Here is the response. ….1
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm impressed he could write all that with his nose so far up trumps ass.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can't argue with the math.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Isn't there something in some right wing religious book about "Live by the sword...". I must be mis-remembering.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Period…👇 Enjoy…😎✨
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very practical advice. And directed at the correct audience.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
His mind lives at the corner where schitzo and phrenic collide.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He does have historic economic numbers. Their just historically bad.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If only people who put in insurance claims paid premiums the insurance companies would go out of business.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A silly analogy but going to an anti-vax healthcare “professional” is like going to a flat earth travel agent. Why would you invest your trust in them.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I grew up with it here in Canada. Have had many heated discussions about “we should be able to go to a private clinic if we can afford it”. The argument comes down to for PROFIT healthcare is not focused on healthcare.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Apparently she was happily groomed all through her childhood.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see him more like Grannie from the Beverly Hillbillies in the rocking chair on the top of the old truck.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He wouldn't recognize intelligence if it punched him in the throat.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I believe that is formally known as the “Mengele” research protocol.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“He’s doing the best he can”. I wonder what else she says that about.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At least Felon47 can’t pardon him.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Excellent question. At the self check the screen always pops up a rating request "How was your check out experience" 1-5 stars. I always click 1 star as the check out clerk had a bad attitude.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How does this play with the SCOTUS limited immunity ruling?
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's quite the talent. Talking out of both of your faces is quite the feat.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is much like the proliferation of surveillance cameras. People argue that "If you are not doing anything wrong you have nothing to fear". That only works until the people running the cameras redefine what "wrong" is.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm certain the "we" he was referring to was his businesses/investments. Because it's always all about him.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With all the talk about forced testosterone testing I’m thinking this is the threesome daydream that is haunting Hegseth’s waking hours.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To paraphrase Marie Antoinette on the platform “I said let them eat cake AND ice cream!”
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm sure she didn't mean to say that. It was a slip of the tongue. 😆
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let’s see how many languages we can get responding “Too little too late”
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She gives Skanks a bad name.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m sure Whiskey Pete will volunteer to help with the early morning erection inspections.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She’ll be there waiting for the next messiah so she can fawn over him and declare her devotion to her new one and only true saviour.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in the olden days when adults were elected to be president
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I like your idea. Have everyone completely ignore him for 24 hours and have all media declare it a “Trump-free” broadcast day. I would do my part to ensure they got a ratings boost. Drive the orange infant crazier.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, he is leading the corruption so he would know.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this before or after he asked AI for a list of all Heavy Petting Zoos near him?
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And they get PAID to being this stupid legislation up for consideration? I expect them to ban Elephant high jump competitions next.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I thought it was just a stereotype for repressed “communist” countries where you had to carry proof of citizenship. “Show us your Papers!” Is not the greeting any citizen of a free nation should ever hear.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone needs to remind him - This isn’t a competition
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And how is that he has access to the internet and social media in “punitive” housing?
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They can't "walk" in to Canada. We won't take them. Sorry, not sorry.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And if they stop eating everything, think of how much money they can save! They'll be the richest dead people.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sadly true.
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Hooman @hoomanitou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Felon47 is going to lose what's left of his dementia riddled mind. He will lash out. But, the hornet is going to sting no matter what so you might as well take your shot first.
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