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Hook l TF RP

@hookerhook.bsky.social
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Devastator's head. I also give good head. (Not serious RP account l Mun is 18+)

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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You're taking him to the dentist if he gets cavities, that's not my problem.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
STOP GIVING HIM CANDY AFTER 9 PM I CAN'T GET HIM TO SLEEP
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
For anyone curious, this is junior, idk where he came from, he kind of just materialized and started biting ankles. He kind of just goes wherever he pleases so if you find him be careful when handling.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nevermind turn around I'm just going to shut you off.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can't find my child, have you seen my child???
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I believe you have the wrong language components installed. Try pressing 2 for English.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can't find Junior again, help????
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Megatron l TFA RP @tfamegatron.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Do your due diligence for the Decepticon cause today. Kick a child.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I feel an ominous force approaching
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Huh?
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ew! Get your ass out of my face! [Kicks Lugnut] The secret implant I have on him says he's at Mcdonalds actually so I don't need your help anymore.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
if you sat on him then we have a problem. show me your ass
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He's like a little guy! Looks like me but little and is just a guy! I lost him! You have to help me find him!
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Has anyone seen Junior??? I legitimately don't know where he is
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I disappeared (went on vacation) for a while but I am back. All injured mechs make a single file line and I will consider whether I want to fix you or not.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
IT WAS NOT AN INVITATION!!! Get your hands off me before I shove this scalpel so far up your aft you'll be tasting it!
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Someone is touching me??? @vhoretex.bsky.social
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I am going on a short adventure and will document my journey. I left a list of instructions on the fridge for whenever is babysitting Junior, also don't forget to feed Scavenger his kibble two times a day.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wish I could cry too, but I guess I'm too grown to do that. Well, looks like I'm going to have to keep relying on you Rung, as much as I hate to ask an Autobot for help, this is simply a temporary truce for Junior.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
[Hook looks down at Junior who seems to be peacefully sleeping in Rung's arms] I guess? I can handle delivering sparklings no problem but sparkling rearing is a whole other set of challenges. What am I even supposed to do if he cries?
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
He's actively causing ME pain. Evil baby who bites. It's not fair that he's all calm and chill with you...
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
[Insert picture of Hook pointing to himself, perplexed] Me?! I'm a Decepticon, are you sure I wasn't the one who destroyed your orphanage?
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
He's pretty resilient. Little guy didn't seem to be having any issues with radiation, but maybe that's why he has that sharp row of dentae....
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Friendship with Rung and that fucked up baby that looks exactly like me that I found in a nuclear exclusion zone. @rungthetherapist.bsky.social
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
[Hook watches the way Rung tenderly holds the little mech. He notices Junior go slack in his hold and relax. He stiffles a laugh and reaches over to mess with the kid's helm] Yeah, I guess you're right. He's a menace alright, but I wouldn't trade him for the world.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
No, you're right. I was just so taken aback. I'm sure you have many of your own as well with all the cassettes.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
He is smug and proud of himself. Now I have no energon and I'm goingnto starve.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Does it taste like grape?
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
ooc: I have never laughed so fucking hard in my entire life omfgggg
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
EXCUSE ME?!
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Idk where he came from, he kind of just showed up. Don't let his looks fool you, he's actually very smart and manipulative. [Hook reaches a servo to pet Junior on top of his helm followed by the young sparkling opening his mouth to show a row of sharp teeth.]
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
economy tough, baby money
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
congrats on being the sire that stepped up. anyways here you go. [tosses junior]
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i'll sell him to you
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
now he got a tummy ache, smh
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Junior got into the fridge again💢
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
sideye
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
hookster.straw.page I'll find you if you send me a stupid message
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hookster's strawpage
hookster's strawpage
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
[Hook grabs a duster and wipes it all over Faultline's face] Dirty dirty...
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Should I open a strawpage so bots can tell me their deepest darkest secrets? I'm going to take Rung's job but instead of finding a solution I'll just make it worse.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am an evil Decepticon, not something you call pretty!
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Flattery will get you everywhere. Do you want me to do a twirl?
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
S-slay? What is that even supposed to mean?? How can I do my job like this?!
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME OR I'LL RIP YOUR OPTICS
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I woke up like this??? Help????!!!
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I'm going to set him free soon. Watch your ankles.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Stabbing would heal me if they stop talking, so in a way it is helping someone, just not the bot you'd expect. As a medic I need be in the right psyche to conduct proper care afterall.
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I'm more than happy to show you my amazing bedside manners when you're laying offline on a berth! [Hook raised his crane, rope winding around Vortex's frame until it held him in a tight cocoon.]
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Hook l TF RP @hookerhook.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just usual Decepticon shenanigans. Dealing with headaches and bots who can't stop bothering me so I "accidentally" stab them 13 times. I swear I need a vacation...
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