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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 03/10/2026

Achievement Unlocked: Saw the "You need to change game actions or you will draw", weirdly not even on my turn but it was still showing... It was in ranked, so I dunno if they BM'd too many triggers and couldnt stop it or was just flexing, but I'll take not losing the ranked pip for it😅 #mtgarena

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 02/10/2026

She goes pretty nutty in lifegain rn, I'm a sucker for mono-white (and angels which got great support in FRA) but the Boros list with the Red Ajani is wild, pumping him with healing and then giving a wall of token haste is really fun. Oh and Orzov with Amalia but that's given heh

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 14/09/2026

learning to be more selfish with Paige in Deadlock, seemingly playing Gun build actually seeems to have a way better winrate for me than hard support, i feel like i can actually clear waves, farm and sure imma get popped if I get caught but that seems to be the same with support anyways leeeel

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 01/08/2026

First Boiler Room I've been to not in a dingey warehouse basement, getting fucking _cooked_ in the sun with zero shade but the beats are at least bangin

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 04/07/2026

SMDH this is [[Transdimensional Bovine]] erasure! ... nah I can't even use my bullsona homerism on this one, they turned my boy Cudley into a nameless mana dork with flying, he would have been a fine addition to my bovine Commanders collection 🥲

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 17/05/2026

I have yet to use it cos I feel a bit self conscious with how on the nose it is but... I am equipped for these scenarios when I get over that mental block lol

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 17/05/2026

"Hey, wanna hop on Smash Bros?😏" Happy uhhh #ServiceTopSunday? idk Look, I've had this pic from a jock-party at Scotia24 for ages, it rocks, but I can't find an excuse to post it so I'm just gonna go right for the made-up horny hashtag day angle, got it? Anyways, enjoy <3 #nsfwirl #ServiceTop

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 01/05/2026

obsidian.md/clipper it works on Mobile as well iirc, def at least Mobile Firefox... You do end up with something like this by the end tho lmao

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 01/05/2026

TGIF! You know what that means? It's #FatCockFriday and I've been slackin... I've done barely a handful of #FCF posts in 2026... So, to make it up to ya'll, here's some of my favs from the vault, hope you like, TIME TO SMASH FRIDAY OUT OF THE PARK LADIES, GERMS AND ALL THE OTHER FOLX #nsfwirl

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 25/04/2026

Yeah that's the big question really, example, one area where there's direct measurable ROI with GenAI tools: Code creation. Massive shift, I see it daily etc... But, creation is only a part of the whole assembly line, and it's caused a huge bottleneck on review, QA, sec and people in general lol

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 11/04/2026

Have to admit, Paris in the sunshine got me back in love with the city again, I've been there so much with school and to see friends burnt out on it a bit Here's some pics I took!

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 30/03/2026

Lmao i could never, my feet are sweaty and fucked up enough as it is, no socks is torture And to distract you from horny feet brain, I bring you, my one recent splash out footwear-wise recently, thoughts? 👟

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 30/03/2026

Smdh this is diskette erasure! Some of us like to add a bit of class to our defunct 90s PC storage medium nouns...

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 22/03/2026

If you see this, post your OC masturbating Jerkin with the squad on VC low-key goated with the sauce... 🎨- @cocicka.bsky.social #furryart #nsfw #yiff

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 22/03/2026

5am workouts hit different... Got back and was all pumped up, sweaty and frisky which is a good way to get a morning going, but crashing out at like 9am and prob gonna need a long ass nap. Anyways, been like 3 months so I just did what I did last time with a small bump in weights, felt good!

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 05/03/2026

Yeah, ultimatetly it's just such a difference way of looking at everything, it's easy to forget even basic tasks like installing stuff are a massive PITA Like I was actually inspired by this convo to play with dual boot Desktop Ubuntu a bit, cos I only ever interact with servers 😁

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 01/03/2026

... got me curious cos I bought a cheapo 1TB SSD last year cos I realised I'd missed it from a pre-built I'd gotten recently. £64.00 May 2025 £129.00 March 2026 that is wild 🥲

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 28/02/2026

Yeah it's baffling... IIRC there's a tickbox in the settings that's might put a trending topic or video in your vanilla feed, but I assumed that was like, Breaking News level stuff, maybe it's also picking up the interests you click the stuff in the "My Interests" screen... Maybe? Weird either way

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 28/02/2026

Hell yeah, I'm a Dynamo one trick since I started playing last year, although I'm sad they nerfed his glass canon stomp build, that helped carry me to alchemist, being top damage on the team was so funny sometimes lmao

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 27/02/2026

Hell yeah, Rotterdam architectures awesome, it was so flattened during WW2 that there's so much weird modernist stuff around, my hotel was right next to the cube houses when i worked there en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_C... Plus... did you get a chance to see the Butt-Plug Santa? lol

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 29/01/2026

Posting the full thing like a week after the fact but I was so proud of myself. Was all the boring accessories I find dull, but I said "fuck it, clear the deck, youve got the time" So yeah 2 hours of very provaricating later I finished my plate 😁

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 24/01/2026

It's crazy to think it was almost entirely domestic. I'm doing an "Official Letterboxd Lists" completionist thing and one of them is box office, and most I've seen by osmosis... Then you have "Hi Mum (2021)", a family time traveling drama out here with $785+ pretty much all PRC lol

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 24/01/2026

uhhh it's saturday in the UK now and some of these pics are from over a year ago but I like them and I haven't posted for #fcf in a while so...fuckit! happy belated #fatcockfriday with some reruns from the vault, stay horny weirdos <3 #nsfwirl

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 23/01/2026

Quote this with your most dad pic 📸 I'm cheating and doing "Daddy" vs "Actual Dad Pose" #nsfwirl

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 23/01/2026

Well, after fucking my back up in October followed by being insanely busy and traveling for basically 3 months straight I have finally returned to the gym lol Just shook the rust off a bit and did some cable work, planning to try and get back on the horse to min 3 a week, aiming for 5💪

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 21/01/2026

Also since I was literally at Liverpool Street In the Rain, you know what I had to get bumpin in the headphones...

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 01/01/2026

Happy new year... LIKE A BOSS 😏

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 25/12/2025

On this particular area I'm a Traditionalist then 🤝 Merry Christmas Racc <3 #nsfwirl

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 16/12/2025

sleep disruption and insomnia being put to good use (deadlock grind)

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 07/12/2025

I should've taken more pics but I was honestly always on like 10% battery cos 65'000 people in one spot meant that charger spots were like gold dust lol

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 04/12/2025

I dress for comfort 99% of the time and I don't have a lot of fashion-fu but every so often I feel like I can throw together a pretty good fit 😎

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 29/11/2025

TGIF mfers, it's payday, by Q3 bonus just came in and we're almost into December time! In celebration, a post for #fatcockfriday for y'all horny gremlins to enjoy Let's get this bread people, Christmas is coming! #fcf #nsfwirl

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 26/11/2025

Did a spontaneous dip in to the Manchester location cos I was walking past it just as it opened at 9am and I was like "gimme some more desk trinkets and some of that gatcha dopamine ripping packs", good haul imo Also that Zootopia figure is just straight up @lynxcuddles.com lol

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 14/11/2025

I will never betray my goat prof <3

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 05/11/2025

Full Damage Glass Cannon Dynamo is super fun lol Hitting people with stomps from a mile-away for half-health...

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Hoofie 🔜 CFZ26 @hoofie.furry.dad · 01/11/2025

Somehow I've been so busy that I've not posted a single pic for #jocktober 🥲 So... have some jock pics, including Hoofie Hole™️(a rare occurance!) And since it's #fcf, lets throw in a jock + hog pic in there as well :3 Enjoy ya horny freaks <3 #fatcockfriday #nsfwirl

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