rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026what if twelve men came into your life and they were all like 😡 😡 😡 grrrrr 👿 😡 😡 👺 👿 😡 rrrrrnnnngggg 👺 👺 😡 👺 👿 👿 👺 grrrrrrr 👿 👿 😡 👺 👿 👿 👺 020
Reposted by rakeisaac @isaacyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026more meow skulls i like her shes funny hooray yippee 🙀 323373
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"one day i will become sexy and I will turn into an alt girl and it will be funny." -the bf, ignorant to his current state of beauty 040
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if it weren't for ratatouille (2007) no one would give a fuck about ratatouille (the food from real life) 031
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026kinda wanna drive to ohio and buy actual real weed but idk where i could smoke it without alerting everyone within a five-mile radius 000
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026this is what people mean when they talk about true love probably 091
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026depression it beckons a sadness legit a mouth full of barf and a pants full of shit 050
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026what do they put in sheetz food that always makes me so damn sleepy 000
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026they planned a bank robbery. what happened next will shock you. 082
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 14/07/2026who wanna sign up for my new amazon show "yeast games" (it's like beast games but all the players have a nasty yeast infection so it's super hardcore) 030
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 13/07/2026this would've been funnier if bsky had actual fucking polls 030
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 13/07/2026what's harder 1️⃣ finding waldo 2️⃣ finding god 📊 Show results 000
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 12/07/2026my father always said, "if you don't have anything funny to say, don't say anything at all." 000
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 11/07/2026found this dead mall which contained a spooky liminal pool hall which contained a fucking crime scene 010
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 08/07/2026going on a trip this weekend but after that i plan to lock tf in on art shit again of course i say that every time i plan to do shit and i never do but i actually mean it this time i swear 230
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 06/07/2026white people be like "😳 what's the mileage on your car 😳" 030
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 30/06/2026not doing anthrocon this year but i'll still be in town (((i never left))) 100
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 14/05/2026what if we kissed in the room that squeezes you like an orange 😳 050
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026rock n roll mcdonalds - wesley willis i wupped batman's ass - wesley willis cut the mullet - wesley willis suck a caribou's ass - wesley willis suck a cheetah's dick - wesley willis suck my dog's dick - wesley willis the chicken cow - wesley willis fuck you - wesley willis birdman kicked my ass - we 0165
rake @hoodlumrake.bsky.social · 02/04/2026BRO WHAT HOLY FUCKplaybill.comLin-Manuel Miranda to Direct Film Adaptation of Dave Malloy's OctetThe musical about screen addiction will be produced by 5000 Broadway Productions. 130