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The REAL Hoodku

@hoodku.bsky.social
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Diagnosed with terminal sqrlyhysteria and diarrhea of the mouth. The gloomiest and most obese of all saiyans. It's always the apocalypse in my mind. :'( Whirlyhack is my homie! Zorlock is my husband! We will defeat Sqrlyjack! Parody account

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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, you know what? I'm not helping anymore. If you guys want to keep beating a dead horse as he's successfully making a comeback, be my guest.
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of course this is what the foundation of SqrlyJack's comeback is.
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hahaha... AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Jack-o-Lyn and her dead husbando MJ were predators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO'S CRAZY NOW?! WHO IS CRAZY NOW BITHC!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!¡¡!!!!!!
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He got... 3000 followers... for CHIPMUNK INCEST?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!?!?!?! DOES NOBODY WATCH MY VIDEOS TO KNOW BETTER THAN THIS??????????????? >:(
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MAD LIKE IN THE BUBSY TIMES
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That BITCH ALVIN THE CHIPMUNK FROM ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS thinks that xhe's better than me, the great and gloriouos HOOPDU, at being me... SUCH DISRESPECT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. I have my master plan to bring back glorious 2023 SqrlyHysteria for ULTIMATE COMMIE DEATH!!!!!!!!!! ilu mommy alice UwU
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I MAD EA FAN ART FOR YOUUUU @sqrlyjack ARE YOU TRIGGER YET??? LOLCOW?????????!!!!!!! >:) You cannot deny the beauty that is Alvin x Daveid Dudke
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO DO TO YOU youtu.be/07ltWnmwFLo
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Femur breaker (alvin and the chipmunks version)
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Make it happen youtu.be/pjtrkuo0B8Y
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Alvin and the Chipmunks in a microwave but I made it more realistic
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
stupid whoar slutt bicth chikmunk troom when xhe sees what we've been up to...! >:)
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Alvin And The Chipmunks Alvin Triggered
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
...FUCK. Well at least him not being DEDA I CAN STILL GET ALLLL THE LULZ!!!! sqrlyalice will STILL BE THE NEXT CWC, MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS.......!!! This is about me somehow I can feel it.
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me whenever sqrlyjack makes literally any sort of negative statement
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A toaster for our new recruit! So says I the real life hookdu!
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Leonardo DiCaprio: Thank You Sir Cheers
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Malleo is who I, Hoodku, self-insert as an imagine myself molesting little ones and transgenders mmm mmmmmmmm
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Dragon Ball Son Goku Full After Eating
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"mwahaha I have achieved ultimate commie death! triggered much?" "Hooduku this is the 7th day in a row you had Malleo molest children"
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
kek i bet you think this will bring ULTIMATE MEGA SUPER CHUD DEATH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !! !!!! !!!!!!!!! !!! i bet you do don't you you sexy little incestuous dramaslut i want to fuck your cute little chipmunk hole so badly no really please I'm so fucking lonely and zorlock's bucket cuts my chode
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
LOOK AT THIS 80 YEAR OLD RANTING ABOUT ME AND BUBSY AND SPENDING ALL DAY ON VRC AND DISCORD ON HIS BIRTHDAY KEK please give me attention i am very smart and normal and funny i promise
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Let it be known that I, Hoodku, willingly associated with Zorstvaroth. I am very normal.
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I spent real money commissioning this. I am very normal.
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Guys, it was all a part of my master plan guys. Guys?? GUYS PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"I need to feel something again..."
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
ACAB - All conservatives are babyfuckers
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AlphaWolfEmerges @sladepool20.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
No but seriously, you're only giving sqrly free engagement to help push her album in the algorithm.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
C'mon, don't lose your marbles over Alvin and the Chipmunks now.
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Zorstvaroth 🏳️‍⚧️☭✝️ @zorstvaroth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
YOU MONSTER, FRISBEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I bet you're crying jack-o-lyn. Who cares if he agreed with us and bankrolled our culture war and wanted troonz like you to have no rights and be in sex slavery? He was friends with your favorite people BILL CLINTON, BILL GATES and CHOMSKY. mwahahaha you FOOL!!! Can't you see?!
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 31/01/2026
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
Wikipedia page for /pol/, a politics board on 4chan.

it was launched october 23rd, 2011From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, October 24, 2011 8:31 AM
To: Boris Nikolic
Subject: Re:
i liked mmot alot. i drove him home, he is very bright
On Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 11:29 AM, Boris Nikolic kc C91117' wrote:
Sure.
I will be there as well.
In 2 weeks or so.
Just left Bill — running for a lunch with Rubenstein.
How did you like moot?
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
No wonder Jack-O-Lyn is such a degenerate watching this SMUT as a kid... Why is it all these 80s and 90s cartoons are full of degeneracy?! No wonder millennials are all so CRINGE!!
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Happy new year! Remember when I posted this? I'm very delusional by thinking anyone actually believed any of this, especially the Annbao part. Ironic how the discord cabal part was actually real though. I was hoping by framing it as something ridiculous they'd get off our case. >:(
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
sick filthy degenerate making light of INCEST........ I don't want to know what you did to your actual brother.......... YOU WILL BE EXPOSED EVIL DOER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I am NOT having a good day........
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
"alvin and the chipmunks have fallen to the woke"
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
you... you troons... you neo-soviet stalinist commie tyrant sjws... YOU WILL REGRET HUMILIATING PENIS MARIO GUY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I SEE YOUR FUCKING TRANS ALVIN SHIT IS BACK YOU BITCH SQRLYSISSY i bet you want to FUCK those chipmunks... of course you probably even GOON to them in VRCHAT! I saw how you get stoned while listening to Sludgefest in there. Curious.
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
This didn't happen... THIS DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN FUCKING VR ONLINE COUPLE GO GOON IN VRCHAT TOGETHER THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO ON THERE THEY HAVE SEX IN VR VIRTUAL REALITY INTERCOURSE DEGENERACY ...I wish I had someone to goon on VRChat with.
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
gloom continues to get credit for my hard work smh...
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I WILL OBSESS OVER (((JACK-O-LYN))) AS MUCH AS I PLEASE YOU OPPRESSIVE MEAN BURRITO-WRAPPING BEAN-MUNCHING CHIPMUNK BITCH >:(((((((((((((((((((
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Dick Cheney's dead... Zohran Mamdani won... People were cheering for Jack-O-Lyn on Halloween for her #cringe Sonic.exe MJ performance... WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!?! 2025 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR!!!!!! OUR YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
OwO what's this? (I haven't learned a thing also I enjoy dicks in my butt) youtu.be/JsGGjPZNgjY?...
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charlie kirk x sqrlyjack
YouTube video by sora kingdom hearts 2
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
jack-o-lyn became a deltarooner of course... another one of xir fucking cringe PHASES! Qui probably plays the weird route imagining the retarded reindeer troon is her groming victim flufffbun (theDISGUSTING MEXICAMN) Documented for my nex tvideo and archived.
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
FUCKING STOP EXISTING ALREADY JACK-O-LYN!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Tch! And? All he did was state FACTS and LOGIC. Also the brain damage fantasy is HOT! All you do is bully people into the gay communist agenda. You always HAVE and always WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
This is what sqrlyjack Jack-o-lyn rabbotred wants to do to sally acorn. still think she's a better sally acorn simp than richmunk? checkmate, sqrlyjackoffs!
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The REAL Hoodku @hoodku.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
>be Jack-o-lyn >be a DEGENERATE sexually attracted to sally acorn and suck her nuts >brainwash fluffbun with commie magic into becoming a blueberry sally acorn named salina who never ever showed any signs of trans before because I said so >make fun of poor Richmunk for no raisin hypocrite!!!!! 🤬
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