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The Honourable Husband

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Marty is a talkative Australian/American ad guy living in Germany. He and his Japanese husband regularly find new reasons to think the other odd.

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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This weekend sees a retreat at the Seminarhaus in Grainau, at the base of the #Zugspitze in the Alps. I can’t attend every year, but always enjoy both the atmosphere and the gentle good vibes. The view from our balcony is awesome, and the town is so charming it almost looks fake.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is the first day of #Oktoberfest here in #Munich. The city is full of jolly people in Lederhosen and Dirndl, traditional Bavarian folk costume called Tracht, heading off to the meadow for some day-drinking merriment. They’re all speaking English or Italian. #München #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today’s rather clever #Denglisch: hap-pi. Not being a native German speaker, it took me a while to fully appreciate the pun on this birthday card. In German, pi is not pronounced “pie”, but rather “pee”. The joke relies on what linguists call Spelling Pronunciation. #linguisticsnerd
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No low-class clowning in this elevator! Please bounce with detached amusement, like a New Yorker cartoon. #Shanghai
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No low-class clowning in this elevator! Please bounce with detached amusement, like a New Yorker cartoon. #Shanghai
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bought some take-away sushi at a convenience store in Shanghai Airport. “Can I warm that up for you?” asked the attendant, helpfully.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happiness in Helsinki is…relative.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
1. This colonnade in the #Hofgarten brings order and structure to complex shapes, in a way which pleases my quirkily neurodiverse brain. …/2 #München #Munich #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For my fellow #jazznerds. Blossom Dearie singing It Might as Well be Spring in French is the sexiest thing I ever heard. It almost turned me straight. Almost. youtu.be/-BmYwFb5EmQ?...
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It Might As Well Be Spring
YouTube video by Blossom Dearie - Topic
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This #Munich bus driver is signalling to us that he’s on a break. Good work hygiene. I have a mild neurodiversity for which I value moments of personal privacy. Too often I’ve suffered in a #workplace where in my “breaks” colleagues felt they could disturb me, and I felt half-off/half-on.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
As many will know, sucuk is a sausage made popular in Germany thanks to the Turkish community. As an English-speaking gent of a certain persuasion, I misread this sign in a predictably titillating way. I’ve enjoyed a sausage or two over the years, but as a married man, usually eat at home. 😉
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse? That wasn’t even an eclair! #Munich was supposed to be the best city in Germany to see #solareclipse2026, but it was so near sunset that I didn’t feel the full darkness-at-noon apocalypse vibe. Cool light on the local buildings, tho. #sonnenfinsternis2026 #dailywalk meets #nightlystroll
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Our glassware isn’t mismatched. It’s “curated”.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
It’s tough being a Dorothy Parker in a world full of Oprah.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Getting together with the awesome Munich BlueSky crew at a beer garden tomorrow night, where I’ll likely enjoy my customary carb-cheat-day burger. Why, then, are we having burgers TODAY? Because shut up why the hell not toss the cat another goldfish, that’s why. #foodporn #esserotik
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When I get hot and bothered over an issue, people ask me “is that the hill you want to die on?” I usually reply, “No, but it’s not the valley I want to live in, either.” Am I being clever, obtuse, or just difficult?
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is it tacky for stores to push Christmas stuff before Thanksgiving? For non-USAers that’s a month prior. Yet my local Getränkemarkt flogging extra-strength seasonal #Oktoberfest ale at 50 days before the Fest. I know you’re keen, everyone, but hold your horses. #Munich #München #dailywalk 🍻
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
OH. MY. GOD. THREE. EXCLAMATION. POINTS! Our landline phone has actually received a call! It’ll be worthless on eBay now, since it’s suffered abnormal wear and tear.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
1. I’m proud to be a Fellow of the RSA, officially known as The Royal Society for the Encouragement of Arts, Manufactures and Commerce, and to support its many works. I make RSA House a kind of home base in central #London, with its lively coffee house and tranquil library. #theRSA …/2
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I really haven't needed to adjust my lifestyle as I age. But today I gave in, and ordered a nose-hair trimmer.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
QQ for #London pals: There is no Westcheap, right? #ロンドン #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Properly maintained, a plane can fly for decades. Today, I flew home in a plane so old it even had ashtrays. Excellent WiFi, though. #A320 #BA940
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#London #Shoreditch #dsilywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m at a marketing conference which showcases the latest cutting-edge thinking. News flash from the frontline: The English language appears to have run out of words. #MFLondon26 #theculturefactor
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Don’t often post about work here on 🦋 but hey, this rocks. I’m speaking at MAD//Fest London with the ultra cool Christina Habib. Come and hear “Your Creative Doesn’t Work, Human or AI”. 10.50 am, AI & Innovation Stage. Look forward to seeing all my London pals! #MFLondon26 #theculturefactor
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
#Munich gets lots of tourists. When I see some who look lost, I have always made a point to stop and offer directions. Most used to welcome it. Nowadays, most view an offer of help from a stranger with suspicion, especially Americans. Sad comment on the state of the world. #dailywalk #München
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Since becoming a consultant, I have earned a black belt in Power Point. But I still only get a participation trophy in Excel.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
UPDATE: Still Zero
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Alcohol free beer + 5G + generous data plan + #biergarten = perfect summer office. Productivity quite OK, considering. #Munich #München #Haidhausen #dailywalk #afternoonstroll
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
For the record, my pronouns are me me me mine mine mine.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
AI creates turgid classical music, excruciating shallow pop, and unlistenable folk. But as a jazz fan, who regards it as the foundation of all western popular music, demanding the utmost agility from musicians, it disappoints me to report that AI jazz is quite pleasant.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
As I say, spring is the best time of the year in our neighbourhood, and it’s almost over. The camellia trees have lost their flowers, but the cherry trees hang on. The ones at the nearby Union Bank of Switzerland are hella grand, but more dot the streets. #Munich #München #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Happy Fathers' Day to all German fathers. German daddies, you'll need to wait 'til Saturday night at our usual spot.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
www.theguardian.com/travel/2026/... 1. We joke that our #Munich neighbourhood, Altbogenhausen, is so bourgeois that you can scarcely hear the Schubert over the rustle of the antimacassars. From here, it’s easy to miss the city’s thriving club culture. A completely different vibe from Berlin. …/2
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‘The heart of Munich’s underground scene’: exploring edgy Schlachthofviertel
Butcher’s shops and dive bars sit side by side in a district where you can swap the touristy beer halls of the city centre for raw creative energy
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Dear Germany: Green asparagus is better than white asparagus. #annualreminder #spargelzeit
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Springtime is the best season in our neighbourhood. #Altbogenhausen was built in the Jugendstil style, a.k.a. art nouveau. Floral motifs featured strongly in decorative art, and gardens got planted with flowering trees to match. Camellias always bloom first. #Munich #München #artnouveau #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#Munich is one of the most highly parked cities in the world—and in that, it reminds me of my adopted hometown of #Adelaide. This scene sits smack dab in the middle of town. And spring brings out the best in the place. #Mũnchen #dailywalk
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
1. Today’s #GratuitousDenglisch adds a dose of #GratuitousBoarisch, the Bavarian dialect. There’s so much gratuitous #Denglisch here that it’s difficult to choose—opening, store, beauty. Let’s call out “goodie bag”. German speakers: does this complicated pun work for you? #dailywalk …/2
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Through the window at Geiegnbau Löffler. Nearby Haidhausen hosts lots of creative businesses. #Munich #München #Haidhausen #nightlystroll #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The Tollwood Music Festival takes over the Olympic Park each summer. Headlining this year are the remaining members of some A-List acts. Plus, your chance to see a famous meme in the flesh. #Munich #München #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Spring has arrived across southern Bavaria! The city of #Munich has broken out its customary festive signage, celebrating the change of season in a very German way. #München #Hofgarten #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Today’s Gratuitous #Denglish, City Council Election Edition: So much Denglish to choose from! Let’s pick SAME. The illustration jokes about needing glasses to tell the main parties apart. #Munich #München #stadtratswahl #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Today’s Gratuitous #Denglisch: Hey You. #Munich #München #Altstadt #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A political group at the Munich city elections agrees with thee. My education in the #humanities gave me two valuable gifts. It made me highly economically productive, and built my character. Signs: 1. “You can get by without culture, but it’s all crap.” 2. “Without culture, everything’s the same”.
You can get by without culture, but it’s all crap. Without culture, everything’s the same.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Today’s Gratuitous #Denglisch. A late improv on Happy Holidays. BTW, German has a perfectly serviceable word for “pistachio”, too. #Munich #München #dailywalk
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
1. Some of you will know that I was diagnosed with a mild, not-unpleasant neurodivergence later in life. It makes me prone to what Germans call an #Ohrwurm, or #Earworm. A tune that sticks in your head. Recently, I had a nasty one; a dull, turgid little march…/2 news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...
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Harvard scientist on why that song is stuck in your head
David Silbersweig, Stanley Cobb Professor of Psychiatry and co-director of the Center for the Neurosciences at Brigham and Women’s Hospital, explains how earworms take hold of the brain.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Was there a Super Bowl type thing going on recently? Honestly, I’m so out of touch. Hope it went well for everyone.
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The Honourable Husband @honourablehusband.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Today’s Gratuitous Denglisch: Super Bowl. Honorable Mention: Snacks. #Denglisch #SuperBowl #Munich #München #lifeingermany
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