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HoneyBear

@honeybear.bsky.social
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Premier member of the “ticket holders for the only concert Beyoncé has canceled in 20 years” club Insta: mj_mcgurn

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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sorry for whatever they said about ur fave but we do in fact need the fork.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just saw Michael Jackson (circa 1984) walking down the street in an Evanescence t shirt
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m taking autumnal sunset lit walks you people wouldn’t believe
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Swifties are down so bad they’re trying to claim tortured poets as a good album because it at least has a soul
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mediocrity on parade
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More Taylor
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is gonna be worse than Adele turning Fastlove into a funeral dirge.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And the democrats will still find a way to lose to this in 2 years
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why did no one tell me 30 Rock was this funny?
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This B’Day reissue…
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Miley song is kinda awful :/
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Diving into the tech money pit and hitting your head on the bottom of the shallow end
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hate watching it chapter two on a friday night
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Everyone people actually like will die but he will live forever.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Alright death you win me next please
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay I fucking give up.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gonna start bringing a boombox on the bus and cranking it whenever students won’t shut the fuck up.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hell. We live in hell.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This being retro cool now. Her plans are measured in centuries.
Madonna ft. LMFAO
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh, okay!
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
michael wolff’s hard drives should be seized by a guerrilla army of journalists who will actually write the fucking stories that need to be written instead of waiting for a personally advantageous moment to trickle them out
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Blond(e)iversary made me realize how many artists released what would end up being their final album in 2016. Bowie, Rihanna, Frank, Britney, Joanne, Kanye it’s wild
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Sorry to various oomfs but we do kinda need to throw everyone who works in tech into prison forever. You’re all lowkey culpable for the horrors.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Onion has been bought out by Big Children Being Able To Walk.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s been an interesting year.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think I have that same leather trench
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Madonna becoming a Pitchfork Approved Popstar is not at all surprising to me actually because I always believed in her 💜💙🩷
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There’s something very new york about manhattan
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The one I DO have a crush on just announced a show here too. Everything is falling into place.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If the Troye album flops they’re gonna make it illegal to be gay again.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Turns out I do
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
For the record: The Music album cover does NOT look like a country album, It looks like the cover for a eurodance diva who’s incorporating guitars into her sound to “go country” as a gimmick, which is what it sounds like.
The Music album cover
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I would be 100% with the cyclists in the great transit war if you motherfuckers would stay off the goddamn sidewalk. A lot of yall have internalized the same entitlement as the car drivers and made the streets even less safe for pedestrians by invading our space.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They played Arthur Russell at the day party while I was around people I actually like for once. Healings upon healings
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Question for the culture: Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down?
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can anyone tell me if I like the new charli album or not?
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Turns out the one who is into bears is touring through my city. Machinations and plotting are afoot.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Look, I gave this video essay about Brat an honest go but I simply cannot do this.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Developing a crush on the half of a gay guy podcast that isn’t into bears
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Get. On. The elevator. I run in: To Debi Mazar.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Song so good it makes me wish folktronica was a real genre
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Remembering how hard straight people rode for Stannis “Family Annihilator” Baratheon. Maybe Tr*mp 2.0 was always inevitable.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is still some bullshit.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Both of my babies are due at the same time 🥺🫃
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Morning people are big mad today. Good. Fuck you.
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Get on the elevator I run into Ella Vator
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A reminder that we are being held hostage by morning people
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just had a mashup idea so powerful it made me wanna become a dj
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Madonna album killing Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell is crazy work
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HoneyBear @honeybear.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Olivia ur bones sweaty
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