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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

You ever just wanna penis on your penis till you semen all over the place?

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I turned 40 yesterday. Send cumshot videos with sound in tribute. Pretty please. I love you.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If a couple of my nice friends wanted to popper up and shoot big loads all over me, so I could jerk off with their cum as my lube, that’d be fine.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I’m just a boy, sitting in his spare room, asking you to send cumshot videos with sound. Bonus points if you show me the porn you’re watching. Um, I mean… 🫸🏻📻🫷🏻🎶

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Hi! I masturbate a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Perhaps too much by myself and not enough with other masturbators…

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I love that hundreds of millions of years ago some primitive organisms were more likely to reproduce if doing so felt vaguely better than not and now I get to have orgasms.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

A Canadian restaurant. No, really. Alberta beef. PEI mussels and potatoes. Donair. Real poutines. Zoo sticks. Nanaimo bars. It’s kill.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Hey, you. Yeah, you. Out there. Reading this. You have a really nice penis, dude. Like, Grade A. Delicious. I’m just saying.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

That thing of when your hot friend does a modeling photo shoot and you feel like you’d be absolutely repulsive to them even at your best, which you’re not at right now.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Cum all over me.* * Must meet inscrutable and inconsistent emotional-connection requirements. Subject to alcohol intake (by either party). (May increase or eliminate the possibility of completion.) Not available in all states. Terms and conditions apply.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I wish I could get over feeling like I would bore the pants ONTO a lot of the boys I like.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Me (to the server): Please, sir. My loins. They are so congested. Server: … I can’t help you. My job is to dust your wets. Me: 🥴

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Do any of those supplements for increasing the volume of your ejaculation… actually work at all?

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Faybator♂️ @faybator.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

🔊🎼🎶 ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️ 🔁♂️✊🍆 🎶🎶🥁 IYKYK

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

It’s been a very inspirational #fcf already this morning.

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Gay Dad Nauseum in North 'burbs of Chicago @drphdchiburbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Did you know before the internet, it wasn't ejaculate? It was just jaculate.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

All those quizzes that say voyeurs and exhibitionists are “natural partners” don’t understand the first thing about voyeurism.

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BateWorld @bateworld.com · 01/01/2026

Grease up that disco stick and slide into the new year with us, it's gonna be the fappiest yet! ✊🏾🪩💦 bateworld.com

penis shaped disco balls with text that says fappy new year, bator!

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I’m excited to go to MFF for a couple of hours tomorrow and see people I admire and respect and be too afraid to talk to any of them lest I come across as a bother.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I hope wherever “Jessie Clinton” and “Marcus Jones” from YouLoveJack are today that their lives are real groovy.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/11/2025

No, Nut November!

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geoffnstuff.bsky.social @geoffnstuff.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I’m like that with pickles too but I gather being a no-pickle person is less remarkable

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geoffnstuff.bsky.social @geoffnstuff.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

You know how some people are no-pickle people and when they date a pickle person they will be like “this is great. I get to feel generous giving you an extra pickle and also not waste anything” I’m like that but with cum.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

So I don’t have a lot of people in my “list”, but Erika Ishii is, like, near the top.

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Boy Viç Alan S. Manch @boyvialansmanch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

If waking up and smoking pot is called Wake and Bake, I think waking up and doing poppers should be Wake and Shake. 🤔😁 I posted this a few years ago and FB showed to me, I feel is too good to not share here.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Not to give away all my secrets, but this sort of thing is unfortunately extremely effective on me.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Twitter is over and Twitter is gone. Twitter’s decided it’s time to move on. Twitter has new dreams it’s building upon, And I’m on Bluesky.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggone it, people tolerate me, mostly.

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Luc 🍒 Dean @lucdeanxxx.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I have such hot friends it’s wild

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I promise I’ll post nudes again soon. But happy feels a long way away.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I really wish I could once again masturbate because it’s fun and I enjoy it and not because it’s one of my only effective distractions from constant, heavy, draining anxiety over futures that range from AI joblessness and uncreativity to simple murder at the hands of a homophobic militia.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Still hasn’t quite sunk in that RFK Jr. gets to decree I shall have normal orgasms for the rest of my life instead of the religious experience I just had with a poppers brand I can no longer tag, and all because he doesn’t understand how viruses work.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Thinking about the time a server in a restaurant in Toronto called me “bud” and I almost actually asked for his number.

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I need, like, a furry fandom Sherpa, who can answer my offensively ignorant questions about dumb shit such as, “Can my fursona live in a different city than I do?”

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

If the burger I had for dinner was Impossible brand, it’s healthy, right?

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BateWorld @bateworld.com · 22/02/2025

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Honestly, Mjölnir. @honestlymjolnir.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

All I want is for everyone to like me, and also to be specifically responsible for preventing what feels like the inevitability of human extinction in my lifetime. SHOULD THAT BE SO HARD?!?

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