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⠀⠀—クリス.

@homeforkrismas.bsky.social
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I don't feel like making a pinned yet so I'll throw information here. future post-game adult version of @krismaseve.bsky.social. Kris is in their mid-to-late twenties here. icon art by @omelettecandy on Twitter. MDNI. lewd-focused accounts DNI. shoo.

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(ADULT)GABI. @bumblemight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⠀ ⠀oh. okay it was justified then fuck that guy ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⠀ ⠀why was he banned from the store ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⠀ ⠀what the fuck why'd you do that to him that wasn't very nice ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⠀ ⠀I'm Kris Dreemurr and I approve this message. ⠀
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(ADULT)GABI. @bumblemight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Take off the jabrana
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
⠀ ⠀I am a proud owner of a two-hundred-dollar Master Sword PROPLICA. I could kill god with this thing if I wanted to. ⠀I love having disposable income. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
⠀ ⠀📱: your behind ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
⠀ ⠀ - @our-reality.bsky.social - CONTACT NAME: “Moni ❤️” - ⠀📱: [ attachment: video ] ⠀
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monika ♡ @our-reality.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
... don't change the subject!
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
⠀ ⠀Dating someone is like giving a “like”, and getting married is kinda like “subscribing”. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
⠀ ⠀I need to quit my job to focus on my girlfriend full-time. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
⠀ ⠀Nope. It totally isn't. I'm totally not risking damaging the space-time continuum somehow just by being in your presence. You're just hallucinating. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
⠀ ⠀...sex. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
⠀ ⠀...don't like bein' up so early in the mornin'... ⠀
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The Vampire Claudia. † @la-petit-mort.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
// WHAT'S THEIR FUCKIN' PROBLEM MAN LMAO 😭 //
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
⠀ ⠀The final form of all Krislings, only reachable in the post-game... ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
⠀ ⠀We evolved like a Pokémon. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
⠀ ⠀Oh Good Fucking Heavens ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
⠀ ⠀ ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
// adult Kris loves talking all sweet-like. they're quite the romantic. at their core, in both their adolescence and in their adulthood, Kris is god's strongest yearner. //
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
⠀ ⠀...I miss Elly. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
⠀ ⠀...'s'a beautiful day outside. ⠀
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⠀⠀—ボット. @astronaut-song.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
⠀ ⠀...it must be fate. Us having found each-other in the first place, way back when. ⠀Written in all the old scriptures 'n' all the star charts... me 'n' you. ⠀You 'n' me. ⠀
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⠀⠀—ボット. @astronaut-song.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
⠀ ⠀'F'we met again after so long apart, then... it must be fate. Us having found each-other in the first place, way back when. ⠀Written in all the old scriptures 'n' all the star charts... me 'n' you. ⠀You 'n' me. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
⠀ ⠀...sure is quiet tonight, ain't it? ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
// Kris in their adulthood likes to use nicknames for others (not exclusively, but a lot of the time). a few examples... Monika is “Moni”. Mokou is “Mo”, or “Momo” when they're feeling all sweet-like. Gabi is “Gabs”. and Noelle is “Elly”. //
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
⠀ ⠀I'm never takin' an Uber in Hometown again bro 😭 ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
⠀ ⠀I used t'have this SOUL that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it 'n' it was soppin' wet all the time. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
⠀ ⠀...████ ██ █████ █ ████ ████ ██ ████. ⠀
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⠀⠀—クリス. @homeforkrismas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
⠀ ⠀ @our-reality.bsky.social ⠀
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