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Kevin O'Malley

@holyshitimfucked.com
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Just some guy, man. 10% Funny, 90% Tiresome. A more muted account you will not find.

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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 22/09/2026
Joan Jett in an Orioles jersey, getting ready th throw the first pitch.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 27/08/2026
Can’t take it too far though.
Game image from Final Fantasy 4 (released as ff ii in the us on super nintendo) where Tellah fights Edward and calls him a Spoony Bard, which we will never get past.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 27/08/2026
The dress code seems to be based on skin tone.
Carville saying that there is no place in the party for criticizing the government of Israel, 20 days ago.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 27/07/2026
Old. So old.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 11/07/2026
I dunno, my dad had one of these and I could make my own 8-Tracks to play in the car.
Akai reel to reel and 8-Track Recorder/Player. This thing laid down the pain.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 19/06/2026
The last good Miller Batman.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 10/06/2026
I had a bar of Dino soap and I couldn't stop using it, even though I wanted to save it.
Sinclair Dino the Dinosaur soap, smelled odd, gave me a rash, couldn't stop using it.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 08/04/2026
When I cracked open my dryer I found an 8 page tech handout that had troubleshooting steps that guided me straight to buying a new control board on ebay for $30. But the process involved this...
So much dryer lint.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 04/04/2026
The Curiosity rover took one.
Black and white image taken from mars with an arrow pointing to a tiny dot, labeled earth.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 04/04/2026
Looks like lens flare, or a reflection off the window.
a blotch from the photo.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 04/04/2026
Definitely not an angle that you see very often.
Attempt to get the angle right with google earth. Globe centered on the atlantic not quite 180 degrees flipped north South.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 03/04/2026
Your problem is solved.
Slice safety knife. They are so good.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 02/04/2026
The solar system being such a nearly flat plane gave us some expectations.
Pseudo three dimensional view of the local bubble of earth's sun and its neighbors. The view is rotating around our sun, which helps visualize the three dimensionality of the stars, but gives an incorrect view of motion.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 02/04/2026
Bong hit. Like WHAT Galactic ecliptic, man?
Graphic ecliptic and equatorial coordinate systems, projected on the celestial sphere. The earth spins at an angle (about 23 degrees) to it's orbits of the sun, the earth's orbit is very close to the average orbits of all of the planets (1 degree off) , and the earth's orbit is about 60 degrees off of the average centerline of the galactic plane. (The Galaxy has a much wider variance between the placements of the stars in the galaxy vs the average of the galactic plane.)
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 16/01/2026
For some reason I am reminded that I need to pick up some lean sweet Italian sausage for my Italian tomato gravy.
Shady Brook Farms Lean Sweet Italian Sausage.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 16/01/2026
This man is GUILTY, of making me like a Gilman graduate. Otherwise, he was framed.
A clearly innocent Luigi Mangione in court January 9th to address aspects of his being framed.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 09/11/2025
What your favorite sad dad band says about you.
Everclear

You died seven years ago.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 18/05/2025
Thought you were joshing, but...
Brooklyn Bridge 135 Feet tall at center.Tall ship ARM Cuauhtémoc, 44.81 Meters tall. 3.28 feet per meter, Bout 147 feet tall. I see a problem.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 11/05/2025
Was watching flights out of BWI on Friday and there was a lot of this.
Flight tracker screenshot of flight from Washington National Airport (DCA) to Newark (EWR) flying an oval loop over and over and over above the Chesapeake bay waiting for Newark I guess.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 06/05/2025
She brought pasta-in-a-bag to Camden Yards AND won a pulitzer. Some guys just get lucky.
 Alissa Zhu, one of the three Baltimore Banner journalists to win a Pulitzer for their reporting on the overdose crisis in Baltimore, is shown in her previous brush with stardom, going viral for taking advantage of Camden Yard's "Spaghetti Policy".  https://www.thebaltimorebanner.com/culture/things-to-do/dont-knock-the-ziploc-our-expert-reporter-has-some-food-ideas-for-your-next-orioles-game-LQVFQLBK4ZDA3BEC2VXUS6KHFA/

Great journalism from the Baltimore media not owned by fucking nazis.


Also pictured is the undeserving wretch that has wormed his way into her heart, now husband Giacomo “Jack” Bologna.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 03/05/2025
I was going to say absolutely not because Uncle Tommy would have been a generation later and almost a foot shorter, but...
Uncle Tommy in GreenlandUncle Tommy, still in greenland.Peter FreuchenTommy with the local kids.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 03/05/2025
I like to think that I could rock this mustache at one point in my life, but I am lying to myself.
Roald Amundsen at the approximate age of 30, he has a slight drifting eye and the most amazing unironic facial hair that I think that I have ever seen.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 05/04/2025
A French form of social justice.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 03/04/2025
French economic justice device.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 01/04/2025
Goodfellas, That wouldn't be a bad idea.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 01/04/2025
He had you covered.
Yashar defining the sizes of sheets with a handy graphic.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 01/04/2025
At some point someone is going to run into the towel trap.
Yashar Ali's infamous:

As a couple you should own a minimum  of the following 

10 Bath Sheets 
10 Bath Towels 
10 Hand Towels 
20 Wash Cloths 

Preferably more
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 28/03/2025
Specifically the Monique from this Monique Martin signature.
Monique Martin scarf signature with a Monique that seems to match signature.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 23/02/2025
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno at a body building awards ceremony. Arnold won, in terms of definition but Ferrigno is so much taller that it looks like a proportion illusion.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 24/01/2025
No offense to Aaron, but huge downgrade there.
Maura scam bot is now a Aaron Rupar scam bot.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 19/01/2025
Owners of NordVPN.
Yes...HA HA HA... YES!
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 04/01/2025
The dress is, certainly, or was. My assumption is that there is a huge difference between the meaning of "what color is this representation of a dress" and "what color is/was the dress that this image is a representation of." The image has no blue, white, gold OR black.
"The dress" after gimp.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 04/01/2025
It looks like a white fabric under dim bluish light to us, more specifically, the blueish white you see in videos taken in shadow next to a sunlit background, with the foreground poorly lit, possibly by fluorescents. I can as easily ask you, how do you see this as black rather than gold?
A tiny square of "the dress" photo that sighted people will argue abut until we die.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 29/12/2024
Mine.
Ballantine 1966-1975 paperback cover of the Hobbit.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 28/12/2024
While emptying out a closet at the old homestead I discovered a similar treasure.
Cal Ripken Wheaties box from 1995.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 25/12/2024
My Luigi sauce killed tonight.
Shady brook farm hot Italian turkey sausage.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 19/12/2024
Always did.
Krypto the Superdog's first appearance in Adventure Comics 210 released March 1955.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 19/12/2024
Young clark looks very much like young clark from the 1979 Superman played by Jeff East, but it may be the wig.
Jeff East as Clark Kent in 1979 Superman.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 19/12/2024
Sulu pointing out the very unlikely obvious in Who Mourns for Adonis.


Captain, that thing is a giant hand.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 05/12/2024
New Orleans booking photo of Lee Harvey Oswald. This photo is 90% of the reason that I think that he was a CIA stringer. Can't get more "out of the military, but not out of the military" than this photo.Sirhan Sirhan, Lebanese good looks.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 21/11/2024
1980s Maxell tape commercial. The usual sir?
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 02/11/2024
Getting really ugly towards the end.
google suggestions for "can my husband" 

can my husband 
can my husband find out who i voted for 
can my husband give me bv 
can my husband kick me out 
can my husband baptize me 
can my husband adopt my child 
can my husband claim me as a dependent 
can my husband leave me with nothing 
can my husband's sperm cause bv
can i have a separate will from my husband
does a husband own his wife
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 31/10/2024
Simpsons : Say the line Bart!
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 31/10/2024
For Fuck Sake.
Illustration from a Popular Mechanics article from 1910 about dunk tanks showing a game called "Drop the Chocolate Drop" with white people throwing balls trying to dunk black men into tanks of water. The dunk tanks are apparently a replacement for a game where black men had to stick their head out of a blanket with a hole in it and people would pay to throw shit at their heads motherfuck why do I need to know this.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 27/10/2024
If you ever wonder how the fuck did we end up here...
Whatever the exigencies used to justify those actions, the system for the most part eventually corrected itself. Most of the Alien and Sedition Acts were repealed or allowed to expire. Lincoln ultimately won approval from Congress for his suspension of habeas corpus, and Mr. Bush accepted restrictions forced on him by the Supreme Court and Congress on his war against terrorism.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 26/10/2024
Sad yankees fans in hundreds of dollars of merch in front row seats getting a tiny bit of character for once in their spoiled lives.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 24/10/2024
Make it your default search today.
Google browser window showing a default search of "LessCrappyGoogle
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 23/10/2024
They got that covered as well.
David Duke Says He and Donals Trump have the same message.Nazis shouting Hail Trump and making nazi salutes because they haven't been punched in the face enough.
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 23/10/2024
A recipe for mole pudding.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/241791/mole-pudding/
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Kevin O'Malley @holyshitimfucked.com · 23/10/2024
You would need to find a way in which she has ever acted against Putin to imply that she is not a Russian asset, or even not knowingly accepting Russian assistance. Obviously not a KGB agent because there is no KGB. Loving her heartwarming and very very recent concern for Palestinians.
Jill Stein: How and Why I Will Stop Kamala Harris Winning the White House
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