T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I dunno why this feels so awkward but there’s a guy in fixing the washing machine and the second workman has turned up to fix the dishwasher so now they are sitting side by side fixing their respective appliances 010
Reposted by T.A.F.K.A Holyrude DavidUngagged! @ungagged.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Make Nazis Scared Again. 052
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 15/04/2025My 9 year old asked me “if you drink Holy Water would your pee burn vampires/demons?” I can’t stop thinking about itmedia.tenor.coma man with a beard is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin and a netflix logo behind himALT: a man with a beard is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin and a netflix logo behind him 020
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 09/04/2025My 9 year old daughter just gave me into trouble for leaving the toilet seat up 120
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Any Rangers fans able to explain what “woke foreign ideologies” they are worried about? 230
Reposted by T.A.F.K.A Holyrude DavidUngagged! @ungagged.bsky.social · 10/03/2025@policescotland.bsky.social This places people in danger. 042
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Found the worst picture in the world 010
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I was having a crisp sandwich and was wondering how universal they are, is it just a Scottish thing? A UK thing or are they universal? 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Leftists: “Fascism is coming” Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic” Leftists: “Fascism is coming” Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic” Leftists: “Fascism is coming” Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic” Centrists: “OMG Fascism! Nobody could’ve predicted this” Leftists:media.tenor.coma close up of a woman making a funny face with her hands in the air .ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face with her hands in the air . 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Anyone else think he was talked into “Gulf of America” after he initially suggested “Gulf of Trump” 010
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Americans on TikTok “Bring on WW3 we r a global superpower we can beat everyone Also Americans “1776 baby, u Brits were a global Superpower and we beat you with plucky militia men” 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Thought I’d catch up on some sports news, wee bit of escapism from the depressing politics 010
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 27/01/2025How I left Twittermedia.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a jail cell with a sign that says trouble on itALT: a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a jail cell with a sign that says trouble on it 053
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025All the folk denying Musk did a Nazi salute would 100% pivot to “Nazi salutes are fine actually” if Musk admitted that’s what it was 031
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Remember when the media said @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social was antisemitic is of how he said “Stein” but now they want us to look at the nuances of how someone did a Nazi salute 010
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Remember the quaint days of politicians dog whistling their racism? Now they just throw out Nazi salutes at Presidential Inaugurations 010
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I like “The Rest is History” podcast but they get a bit too into it when they read out one of Hitler’s speechesmedia.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon chicken with big eyes looking at the camera .ALT: a close up of a cartoon chicken with big eyes looking at the camera . 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Was it an accident that the new Drub Consumption unit in Glasgow was named after something that jags you? 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Three different sports subscriptions and tonight’s Celtic game is a pay-per-view (Please don’t try to sell me dodgy streaming services) 000
Reposted by T.A.F.K.A Holyrude DavidLarry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job. 13861581222
Reposted by T.A.F.K.A Holyrude DavidMr RobertBob @mrrobertbob.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Those that work in schools are required to have a DBS check. It is astonishing to me that prospective parliamentary candidates are not required to do the same. news.sky.com/story/james-...news.sky.comJames McMurdock: Reform MP previously jailed for repeatedly kicking girlfriend questioned by Sky News at party conferenceJames McMurdock MP was jailed almost two decades ago after being convicted of assaulting his then girlfriend in 2006 while drunk outside a nightclub. 1110443
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Another year subscribing to the best Celtic podcast out there @90minutecynic.bsky.social 141
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Has a manager ever been sacked the week BEFORE a Glasgow Derby? 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Update I have been given something else, have I been Joanie Mitchelled?? 010
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Mars stopped making dark chocolate Bounty bars which is my wife’s favourite so this year I had to learn to bake 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 24/12/2024When Trump said he didn’t want overseas wars everyone focused on the “war” part but he has since threatened Canada, Mexico, Greenland and Panama with invasion so it’s actually the “overseas” part he had an issue with 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 23/12/2024My wife seems to think I some kind of selective blindness cos I’ve had to pretend for three weeks not to see my Xmas present every time I open the car boot 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Looking forward to the media having a seance to hear what Tiny Wharton has to say about the Rangers Cup Final penalty claim 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 25/11/2024How can the richest man in the world be so pathetic and insecure that I’m not jealous of him, a real achievement 010
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Bluesky must have him shook if he’s DMing folk on TikTok 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Nobody: … Absolutely: Nobody My 3yo: “FUUUUUCKING” Me: “😦” 010
Reposted by T.A.F.K.A Holyrude DavidColin Dunn 🏴 @indyposterboy.scot · 23/11/2024Sadly, there are many unionists in Scotland who think this is a price worth us paying to stay in the glorious UK. 014879
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 24/11/2024People of Bluesky. Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favorite TV show?media.tenor.comtwo men and a woman are hugging each other in a car .ALT: two men and a woman are hugging each other in a car . 020
Reposted by T.A.F.K.A Holyrude DavidUngagged! @ungagged.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Xitter offering money off stuff we have for free on BlueSky 😆 001
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The TikTok algorithm keeps serving me up clips of “The Animals of Farthing Wood” and its seriously harming my mental health 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Was at my wee boys nursery for “Stay & Play” this morning and had the following conversation with a three year old girl. 3yo: “ Hi Mathew’s Dad” Me: “Hi” 3yo: “Sooo, Celtic or Rangers?” Me: “Celtic…” 3yo: (with the most neutral expression possible) “Ok then” 010
Reposted by T.A.F.K.A Holyrude DavidWTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 18/11/2024We have a shit ton of trolls coming here They're losing traction on the hellscape & r getting desperate So its simple: DO NOT ENGAGE REPORT IF THEY THREATEN OR PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE TELL US, THEN BLOCK If you engage with them, they'll be everywhere Does everyone understand the assignment? 896105352917
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Repost a pic someone else took of you that you actually like 110
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child 120
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Really enjoyed tge @angryscotland.bsky.social podcasts about the Lucy Letby case, never knew the details and assumed a lot of the sympathy for her was cos she was a middle class white women but there seems to be serious issues with how the investigation was conductedangryscotland.bsky.socialAngry Scotland (@angryscotland.bsky.social)Posting account for Chris, Free, Tucker, Laura and friends of the Angry Scotland Podcast. 152
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Off to a bad start this morning (-3c) 🥶 110
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I downloaded Lemmings onto my phone and now I’m neglecting my life 000
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they’re dealing with 010
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I remember years ago explaining the difference between Twitter and Facebook being Twitter made u love strangers and FB made u hate the people u already knew. Twitter stopped being that a long time ago didn’t it 😔 021
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I suppose I can’t follow so many LGBT Activists and then complain about there being too much #Strictly on my timeline 😂 050
T.A.F.K.A Holyrude David @holyrudedavid.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Just let them drink the “Raw Milk” we can’t be wasting any more of our time saving these vicious idiots from themselves 000