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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero

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Lilith. 🌵 @cactusfan19xx.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A reminder: If you have unneeded photos, flyers, newspapers, letters, and or diaries... Do NOT throw them in the trash, but to donate them to the front desk Librarby. An assistant, or myself will make sure they will be properly maintained in acid-safe boxes for future use/look up. Thank you.
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Lilith. 🌵 @cactusfan19xx.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
[ Nature held me close, and seemed to find no fault with me. ] [ DELTARUNE OC, Written by Riley. ] [ Information below. ]
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
// i've just kind of been opening this account and staring at it like a fridge full of delicious food but i never end up writing anything
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A Pizza Fruit with ginger ale... A tasty treat, to cure your ail...
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I suppose that "Fun Pizza" is an acquired taste... For those of you not fortunate enough to have a refined palette. Such as the ones belonging to the two smartest students in class?
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That IS true, Susan. I, too, dress to impress in my free time... when I'm not petitioning for the reinstatement of the Super Smashing Fighters 4 servers. Alas... There were complaints, from some of our staff... And though it was through bitter tears, I eventually had to concede to their demands...
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Indeed... but I'm afraid it's out of my hands.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
a poorly drawn image of berdly restocking bookshelves with an expression somewhere between shock and confusion
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The camera pans over to reveal that "Mew Mew Kissy Cutie Love☆Galaxy" is in fact on the shelf. Berdly hasn't moved, but has an expression of disbelief that the question even has to be asked. The stretched text "YEA?" appears above his head.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
a poorly drawn image of berdly restocking bookshelves with an expression somewhere between shock and confusion
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I've been having to ration out this last bottle for over half a year. Truly, I must thank all four of my Lucky Stars that I've been able to squeak by on that much alone... And try not to mix your diaries in with the returns.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
At least stop using pens for your notations, let alone highlighters! Do you know how expensive a case of whiteout is? Well, I'll tell you; it's 15 dollars. WITH shipping! They don't sell it at the store up the street, and every time I order a case of it online, it just gets lost in the mail!
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'd like to give a reminder on behalf of the Hometown Public Library to NOT WRITE in the books you take out from our institution! Time that could be spent enriching my life is instead wasted, relinquished to the task of erasing some of the "Insightful" comments and drawings you leave on the pages.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
// I was in a microcenter buying a laptop charger a few years ago and I was taken aback by this guy who just had his arms FULL of these. and he asked a stranger to grab another one for him (because he afflicted himself with an armful of bawls) and he very dickishly said "uh no, not that one". unreal
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
// I thought you were fucking with me but that's actually real. What? What? What? What?
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
// that post is very clearly evocative of The Dew but i can't help but feel that berdly is one of those freaks that drinks this
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
[ A strange sadness washes over him for no particular reason. ] ...hm. [ Berdly wanders back into the convenience store to buy a bag of chips, in addition to the two 6 packs of Gamer Drinks already under his arms. ]
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
// we could learn from him
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
[ Looking around the empty library he's posting from like he just heard a bomb go off ]
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You have to wonder why it's such a mainstay for those cheap plug'n'play consoles. The lack of narrative, that underground theme... Couldn't have spared more than 8 seconds of music for your dungeons? That's a real Yikes Rownd from me! If anything, it set the stage for the Dragon Blazers team...
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've nearly completed my third-consecutive bi-annual playthrough of the original Dragon Blazers games, and I thought I'd try playing its predecessor, Mantle: Yuck! Influential, sure, but I think we're all the better it never got released over here! Humble beginnings indeed, but oh, too humble...
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
?! It would seem that I've... underestimated you, Kris. I never considered you the type to conceal and carry kino on your person at all times... Well met. If this is the trial by fire you seek... then let my wings fan the flames of your downfall. ( ...after I'm done putting these returns back. )
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Wh-! Kris! How could you even say that?! Your words have wounded me… Like an arrow to the knees of my heart. Your talk is cheap… Such simple minded platitudes. Come and face me on the TRUE battlefield... cs_office.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Mods? Oh, Gabi… You don’t even have to ask. [ He pushes his glasses up. ] You have to feed the beast… to become Unleashed.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You. Me. Kris. Noelle. Hardcore Series. LAN. Tomorrow. Library. After Class. [ Every single one of those words came out with a point, presumably for effect. ]
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I see you in the computer lab all the time, but I had no idea…! You‘d have to be a FOOL not to take advantage of the tools on offer! It’s a resource!
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
// i hope that layout got an audible groan from everyone who saw it
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The path of the gamer is indeed a treacherous one. You can only game at such a high level if you hone your senses like I have.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ah, Susan…! I won’t forget your kindness. You really are a true gamer at heart.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Heh, I thought you wouldn't be able to handle it. So much aura in just 30 seconds... You're lucky I didn't break out the Advent Children clips, Kris.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
[ * It's a pinned post. ] This is a Roleplaying account with in-character posts as Berdly from Deltarune. OOC posts will be denoted with //[TEXT]. I am not affiliated with Toby Fox or Deltarune's Developers. Obviously.
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Quaking in your boots over my awesome layout, Kris? Didn't think I'd assert my dominance so hard, did you?
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SmartGenius - Gaming's Ultimate Hero @holyhalbird.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Welcome... to the OFFICIAL SMARTGENIUS PAGE on Bluesky.
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