abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Michael Robinavitch looking fuckin GOOD in that trailer, boys 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 23/07/2026being a working parent is rocking my shit and my kid doesn’t walk or speak yet rip me 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 09/07/2026hucklerabbot is so steddyhands flavored 020
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026back to work today after 11 weeks of watching my little guy grow and it feels like torture. who’s gonna sing him down by the bay for forty minutes until he falls asleep? 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026my wife just asked me how to find fanfiction for her favorite show. my love. my sweet angel. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 16/04/2026watching ER and i’m kicking my feet and giggling over noah wyle’s lil teeth i would die for u john carter 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026oh btw I had a baby last week. really cutting into my fanfiction time. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026idk about y’all but I don’t want a world without dr. samira mohan. in fact, I want ten more shows just about her. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 23/03/2026my problem with mohabbot is that it’s the first ship that I’m mad I’m not personally a part of. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 16/03/2026this is whitaker and santos on a night off and you can’t convince me otherwise 001
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 15/03/2026happy due date to me I am still very pregnant 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 11/03/202639 weeks and honestly? the portrayal of bella’s pregnancy is so realmedia.tenor.coma woman in a blue dress is laying in a coffin on the floor .ALT: a woman in a blue dress is laying in a coffin on the floor . 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 09/03/2026hey the last thing a woman who is 39 weeks pregnant wants to do is tell you how she’s feeling so she probably doesn’t want to answer that question to every person she knows 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I wanna thank the writers of The Pitt I guess for letting me watch my fanfiction happen on the tv apparently??? 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 17/02/2026and if I’ve spent the last week reading every scrap of hucklerobby, that’s just meditation actually 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 07/02/2026they won’t let me stream pillion bc it would make me too strong 001
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 02/02/2026what do you mean it’s not playing in theaters here?media.tenor.coma woman wearing a headband and earrings says what do you meanALT: a woman wearing a headband and earrings says what do you mean 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I haven’t been a pregnancy crier this whole time, but I’m having such a stressful work time, and I can’t have a beer at the basketball game tonight so now I’m crying. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 25/01/2026it just makes me insane bc I’m not allowed to say anything but we’ve actually been watching people be executed with our own eyes on video for my entire adult life and nothing. ever. changes. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026i just think after heated rivalry’s insane success for hbo, they should consider bringing back other queer love stories with dedicated followings. just a thought tho.media.tenor.coma man with a wig on his head is making a faceALT: a man with a wig on his head is making a face 020
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026pls continue putting him in cozy sweaters forever i’m collecting them for science 🙃 100
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 15/01/2026i’m manifesting my future so picture this. i’m 36 weeks pregnant. by myself. reclining theater seat. big ass popcorn. large soda water. midday. pillion. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I’m finally watching Leslie Jones on Syd & Olivia talk shit, and when they were listing some of her credits, they mentioned ofmd, and she (very softly) said, “Our Flag Means Death—I love that show” 🥹🥹🥹 04611
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025needs to be the same notice in office spaces as in airplanes. please wear headphones. no one wants to hear your meditation, your 90s hits, your phone call. least of all my adhd ass 🙃 010
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 22/12/2025i’m 32 today, and it has been an insane year, but i’m now six months pregnant, and i just got a promotion. so things are still hard and generally very stupid, but also good. also good 🥹 010
Reposted by abbie normal 🏴☠️✨dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025look man, i watch a lot of these behind the scenes actor interviews things, but this is on another level. the opening 2 minutes are deranged. i love them so much. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlY3...youtube.comAlexander Skarsgård & Stellan Skarsgård | Actors on ActorsYouTube video by Variety 40963133
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 11/12/2025pregnant women should be immune from all sickness someone pass a law 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 03/12/2025every queer girlie has a celebrity crush they’re absolutely feral about, and mine has been alexander skarsgård for so long that my 4’10” wife wants to fight him. anyway i’m having a wonderful time. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 29/11/2025watching your family google some misinformation they were spouting to prove you wrong and then proceed to scroll and scroll and scroll 😌 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 23/11/2025What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child? This mf that came out of the TOILET in Spice World. I checked every toilet until I was a teenager like whose idea was this? 020
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 22/11/2025just found out that the u.s. won’t get pillion until 2026. asking for space in my time of mourning. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you’ve seen: - Houndmouth - Taylor Swift - The 1975, The 1975, The 1975 - Greta Van Fleet - Bad Suns I miss spending all of my money on concert tickets 💀 010
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 17/11/2025My wife donated my shitty paintings I did when we were poor in our first apartment instead of putting them at the road and they sold 🥹 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 14/11/2025i’m just a girl. standing in a dumpster. asking her drill instructor (with whom she has incredible sexual tension) to love her. sir. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Was just told “I’ve never seen someone… bloom… so fast! Are you sure it’s not twins?” 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 06/11/2025please watch the netflix series boots please 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 06/11/2025giggling and kicking my feet bc cope and sullivan kissed in a fic oh man we’re so back and by back I mean possessed by a new tv show 😌 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Boots could be Queer as Folk good if we all get really chill about fictional age gaps in the name of revenge for Brian & Justin. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 05/11/2025slipped into a new fandom and already ran through all the fics. don’t know how im gonna make it. 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 04/11/2025anyway watch boots on netflix if only bc I need them to kiss soooo bad 000
abbie normal 🏴☠️✨ @holycownofeet.bsky.social · 22/10/2025a note for maternity clothing designers—if no one else is wearing skinny jeans, why would pregnant women want them?? 000
