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Hollywood Cobra

@hollywoodcobra.bsky.social
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Artist. Musician. Aspiring game dev. I kinda do a lot of different things. She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ hollywoodcobra.bandcamp.com If I see you're an artist, I'm gonna follow you. I can't promise my art won't be NSFW. Also fuck AI. Cogsuckers can go eat shit.

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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today... Today I'm going to do the impossible. I'm going to outpizza the hut.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GAZE UPON MY PRETZELS AND TREMBLE #BAKING, #BREAD, #PRETZEL, #BREADSKY, #SOFTPRETZEL, #FOOD, #YOUCANEATIT
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Successfully bootlegged a Pizza Hut breadstick. Now it's breadstick time whenever I fucking say it is.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This movie goes hard AF. Ozawa is one of the coolest guys to ever grace cinema.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everybody is talking about iced coffees but we all know real bad motherfuckers bring an open can of Four Loko to interviews.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've fucking done it! This pretzel is perfect. The texture is soft with just the slightest outer crunch. The flavor is gentle and buttery. The only thing it is missing is the salt, which I still need to get. I've done it. I've pretzeled. #cooking, #baking, #pretzel
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I have this pretzel recipe ironed out, I'll share it. Everybody deserves pretzels and these bitches are cheap to make. Like, maybe $5 of ingredients for an entire batch. As opposed to the $7.50 Auntie Anne's charges per pretzel. Fuck Auntie Anne's and their capitalist pretzel bullshit.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah I'm gonna just fucking say it. Lesbian Space Princess is perfectly fucking fine and the hate campaign against it is almost certainly a psyop. Infinitely worse films come out regularly and I don't see people forming hate campaigns for shit like Camp Blood: Clown Shark or Sharkula.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh geez. My art is meant to be funny. There's surprisingly little trauma put into it. It's an escape from trauma. Yet I've had several people message me to ask if I'm okay after my recent piece. Like... This is supposed to be funny...
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm such an artist! #mom, #gin, #cigarettes, #ashtray, #cross, #dirty, #drawing, #art, #fuckAI, #dirty, #smoking, #alcohol
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you gotta pick between a dude who's gonna shoot you in the face and a dude who's gonna punch you, you pick the one who's gonna punch you. You've a greater chance of surviving that and turning things around than if you're fucking dead. This post is about elections.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy shit the visuals in that Zelda remake look overdesigned. That's too many greebles.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That new Resident Evil film looks a lot more generic than it has any right to.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's close, but the outer shell lacks sufficient crunch. Need to boil them instead of a soak I think. Maybe the next batch will be perfect
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today's the day... The day I make the perfect pretzel...
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Capertillar
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wow that terfwizard show must be shaping up to be exceptionally bad if the moldhag herself is running preemptive damage control.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Niu Lai is movie of the year all years. The best part was when he jumped in front of a car and said "it's NiuLaiing time" and everybody mooed.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I want to rewatch 40 hours of content to be able to understand a movie about as much as I want a second hole in my ass.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wow that new Avengers looks like hot dog shit.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Fish milk can't melt steel beams!
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Turns out the kinda guy who makes dumbass choices like getting a Nazi tattoo would have done all kinds of dumbass shit in the past. If only we'd not decided to wait until it was fucking critical to realize this...
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I for one welcome the trans femme community's new purple lagomorphic mascot. She's the best most perfect girl.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
What better way to celebrate pride than to read Mushroom & Fist, a comic by a person who puts dicks in their mouth! #mushroom, #fist, #mushroomandfist, #mushroom&fist, #radicalbadasses, #radical, #comic, #art, #drawing, #blackandwhite, #b&w, #webcomic
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It's monday, which means more MUSHROOM AND FIST. #comic, #webcomic, #art, #mushroom, #fist, #mushroomandfist, #drugs, #marijuana, #gay, #digitalart, #weed, #itslikegettingyourdicksuckedondrugs
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Page 4 of Radical Badasses Mushroom & Fist. That Donut King sure is a bastard. Whatever will Mushroom and Fist do without drugs? #radicalbadasses, #mushroom, #fist, #mushroom&fist, #comic, #art, #drawing, #webcomic, #donut, #smallpenis, #capitalism, #weed, #marijuana, #sociopathy, #radical, #fuckai
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
MUUUUSHROOM! MUUSHROOM AND FIST! MUUUUSHROOM! MUSHROOM AND FIST! RADICAL BADASSES! MUSHROOM AND FIST! #comic, #art, #mushroom, #fist, #mushroomandfist, #radicalbadasses, #weed, #radical, #Ithinkitsworkingthecomicismakingmygenitalsbigger, #blackandwhite, #marijuana, #drugs, #donut, #donuts
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
OH FUCK IT'S TIME FOR MORE MUSHROOM AND FIST WHAT WILL HAPPEN? THEY GOT CAUGHT SMOKING WEED AT WORK OH NO #mushroomandfist, #radicalbadasses, #comic, #art, #badass, #drugs, #gay, #donuts, #drawing, #blackandwhite, #dodrugsatyourjob, #BeGayDoDrugs, #SmokeWeedIt'llMakeYourDickBigger, #queer
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Want to work on my art. Got shit to do though.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Guess it's time to bring out the Mushroom and Fist. #comic #art #drugs #gay #homosexual #radicalbadasses #drawing #weed #blackandwhite #cooldudes4lyfe #mushroom #fist
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you're seeing this, it's your sign to smoke weed and take estrogen. #tdov #trans
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Why the fuck can't I upload audio? I want to make you hear things...
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Decorated my partner's food bag
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So Carranger has mooks that are stupid candy colored tusken raiders. They're extra stupid. Tokusatsu is the pinnacle of television.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Gavan Infinity has an ant Gavan, who fucks shit up and it's played dead straight. This is the greatest thing to happen in fiction.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Partner asked me to draw their WoW character. Ain't drawn much in a while. #drawing, #Warcraft, #WorldofWarcraft, #nightelf, #nelf, #paymeandIlldrawforyoumaybe, #digitalart, #art, #corelpainterisfineiguess, #EPTSaiIsBetterThough
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Awake is hard to do.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The horrible truth of reality is that you need to put the instrument down and go to sleep occasionally.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Ukulele is a pretty nice instrument. Sounds warm and cute and gives no fucks
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Yoko Taro is writing a new Evangelion, but like... Rebuild 4 was a perfect send off. I guess it'll probably be good, but do we really need another Evangelion?
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Got commissioned to do a car. One of my finer works. #retro, #ae86, #lowpoly, #crocotile, #3d, #driftcar, #lopoly, #3dmodel, #vroomvroom, #car, #80s, #I'llMakeModelsForYouIfYouPayMe
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Oh man they're making a Toy Story 5 about Woody getting old? Who the fuck asked for this?
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Few things break my heart like checking up on people and them saying I'm one of the only ones who does that. Everybody deserves community and a bunch of people who care for them.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm a couple episodes into Ye Olde Space Sheriff Gavan. Tokusatsu is often a little unhinged, but this is EXCESSIVELY stupid. It's the embodiment of "AND THEN THIS HAPPENED AND THEN THEY FOUGHT AND THEN THIS HAPPENED" while what feels like near constant pyrotechnics are going off. It's incredible.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Iron Lung fucking ruled. Maybe we should have YouTubers make movies instead of Hollywood.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Space Sheriff Gavan Infinity is certainly starting out really hype.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
AI will never love you. It will never grant you talent or skill. Like a pact with a demon, it'll tell you you're an artist. It'll tell you you're a musician. It'll tell you you're a writer. But the moment you're cut off from tech, you become nothing. All your 'skills' evaporate. You become nothing
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Mewgenics let me feed a fetus to my cats to power them up. Ain't ever seen that in a game before.
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Hollywood Cobra @hollywoodcobra.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
So that League of Legends fighting game not only came out without me knowing it released, but is now dead? The fuck is Riot even doing?
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