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Holly Parton

@hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app
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You should probably know, it’s me

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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 7h
How does being graced with the company of an AKA not feel like compensation and good fortune?
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
It looks like he was only instructied to just open and close his mouth a bunch of times for a set period.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
If you’re turning someone into a cinnamon roll today, at least also bring an actual cinnamon roll to the party
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Seems dramatic, but less expensive?
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Will I regret not buying Dino nuggets from the store?
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I want to be turned on by being allowed to be turned off (in the good way). I want to be enjoyably turned off. I want a response to decision fatigue. Let me be powered down from control and decisions.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I agree in two ways. Possibility a third way.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I’ve been needing an excuse to buy some A5 anyway 🫠🫠
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
Let me plan a trip so I can stop at the duty free on my way home.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
Make someone smile today, even if that someone is yourself.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
I’ll spin the block twice, thrice if I was looking forward to it before sending a text and making my way home. *in some occasions, I’ll eat the valet/parking price*
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 05/09/2026
How many of those 500 boxes do yall think are left?
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
After taking time to be prepared, just about EVERYTHING that could have gone wrong, did. I’m so sad and exhausted, but I made it through, so I have a smile of solace today.
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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
Like the tomb when they rolled the stone away on that 3rd day!!!!!!!!
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Man Praising: Praise The Lord
ALT: Man Praising: Praise The Lord
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
I hope the 100th is very special. We’re almost there!
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HATUNA MAKANA @dayoftheweek.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
The data centers think they slick.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Is heaven a place you expect to go??? Because if so, I may have news for you.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Shes second. It goes Princess Diana, Dolly Parton, Celine Dion, then Britney Spears
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly 🙁
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 16/08/2026
It wasn’t before but is sure as hell is now 😍
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 14/08/2026
Brandy, Anika Noni Rose, and Halle Bailey stun as Disney Princesses in Disneyland.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
Is Medicube really that girl? Or am I being influenced?
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
They’ll give you the time of your life before they ruin it. 🫠
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 08/08/2026
wow! 🤩 😏
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 07/08/2026
I LOVE a good rainstorm, but they suck when you’re experiencing one in traffic
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 06/08/2026
NeverBrokeAgain Nic Cage That man has been WORKING
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Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️ @pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A friendship IS a relationship.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026
To add, they are also doing 10 for $40 today.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026
For those of you who enjoy a theme, today is National Underwear Day. Put on or get yourself something nice.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 04/08/2026
The CORRECT lessons from jiu jitsu went over his head and the people who support this mentality are often part of a very dangerous pipeline. Also, is his therapist licensed or are they one of those life coaches?
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princehak33m.bsky.social @princehak33m.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The irony is his character in Superbad would make fun of him for saying some loser shit like this. 💀
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 03/08/2026
I hate it here. I take allergy medication so I LITERALLY pay to breathe.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 03/08/2026
We up!
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
Choose your fighter
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
The the WENCH that stole my favorite umbrella, I hope your flyaways NEVER slick down properly and your parts are never crisp again.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
I’m spent
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
Aht aht! Don’t sleep. Cornhole is fun as hell to play and watch. Catch it one day at 2am on ESPN87 when you can’t fall asleep and you might just get addicted.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
Noooooooo! I wanted to sleep in today 😔
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
I missed my girls so bad and I haven’t seen them in months, but I’m tired. But I don’t know when I’ll be with them again. So I’m riding it out. But I’m tired. But I’m having a blast. But I’m tired.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
Yall say physical touch is your love language until your butt gets grabbed smh
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Kevin Miranda @kevinmiranda.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Batman and Spider-Man by Tim Odland
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
The panty club sold by that lady that used to sing is only worth it if you buy items MORE than $70 in a single transaction OR if you buy two items that are more than $35 and less than $50. Otherwise, you’re giving up money for free. Problem is, a lot of the good sets are priced strategically.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
This would heal me
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
More themes for you: today is National Orgasm Day. Have fun party people
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
I used to feel like I had to “see it through” or that it would “get better”, . But once I remembered that I was reading these books out of curiosity, but more importantly, my ENTERTAINMENT, I felt less bad about abandoning stories I was confident I wouldn’t like.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
“He’s too fine to be a good person.”
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
Does she even have a dad????
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
Apparently, it’s also National Chicken Wing Day! Lots of opportunities for little pockets of fun
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
Today is National Lipstick Day. Go get yourself or someone the perfect little treat.
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Holly Parton @hollyifuneedme.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026
Oh! It’s also National Tequila Day!
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