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Holly C. Fossi

@hollycfossi.bsky.social
1.3K followers 1.2K following 654 posts

She/her. Passionate about musical theater, wordplay, hashtag games, Rube Goldberg, comedy, and more.

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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tim Purry
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#TheBestWayToDrinkCoffee is early and often.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If King Kong married Don King, would his name be “King King”?
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last night:
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dwarfs who didn’t appear in the Snow White film: Dirty Horny Greasy Sleazy Sucky Fuzzy Gutless Baldy Surly Whiny Sneaky Greedy
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Today’s sunrise:
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dr. Gunter Von Haggens, creator of “Body Worlds”, has passed away. The world has lost a genius.
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Dan McCormick @tvmoviedan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Due to the poor economy, everyone is gonna either Wang or Chung tonight.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Am I the only one who, as a kid, thought that the sea chanty, “Blow The Man Down” meant that the man was so drunk that he would fall down if you blew on him? And not, let’s rain blows down upon him until he falls down? I can’t be the only one, right?
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
In German, Bra is Bustinhalter. Or so I’ve heard. Is a Wonderbra, Wunderbustinhalter? And if they invent a Super Wonderbra, would that be an Uberwunderbustinhalter?
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Folks just don’t seem to write songs about everybody Kung Fu fighting anymore…
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
If Victoria Principal married Janet Weiss, would she be Victoria Weiss-Principal?
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
#IfIDontGetPaid …I’m not allowed to argue.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
On my porch this morning:
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
When I was just A little boy I asked my mother What should I paint? Splashes of color Mixed with the eye Scenes both serene And quaint Que Seurat, Seurat…
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Today’s sunrise:
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
After grinding an ax, we sometimes bury the hatchet.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
(To the tune of “Agony” by The Bee Gees:) Eczema! When your skin’s Not well And it hurts Like hell It’s eczema! An infernal itch That’s pounds like A bitch
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Did you learn the saying, “Olly, olly, oxen free”? Or did you say, “All the, all the outs in free”? I learned it the 2nd way, and it made sense to me. After “It” finds someone, when playing hide and seek, “It” calls to everyone else - the “outs” - that they can now come “in free”, without penalty.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I think that the person who put the “R” in “February” is the same person who put the “D” in “Wednesday”.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Sunrise
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I haven’t received a chain letter in a long time. Do people still do that? Do they send chain emails now?
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Someone posted yesterday that they were trying to add a canine element to band’s names. There were quite a few good ones. I can’t find the post now, but I came up with one: The Little Rover Band
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My kitty knows that certain things - walking on the a/c and pushing buttons, tearing patches off of the furniture - are verboten, and result in me saying “no”. He does these things whenever he wants my attention. He stops once I get up.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
#IKeepMyPantsInWhen I’m wearing the pants in the family.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Tonight, I’m going to watch that great film, “Nooooo”!
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
#PopularFoodInASongOrMovie Hey, Macaroni!
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
#ASongOrMovieForGameShows Press Your Lucky Star
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
#NewYearNewMeltdownFor …all of the butter I’ve melted to put on my mashed potatoes, dinner rolls, and veggies.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I took the tree down today. Kitty meowed, loudly, for a half hour, demanding his tree back.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year!
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A friend got me this Remy doll for Christmas. He’s magnetic, and designed to sit on the shoulder. My friend got him at Disneyland, and I just love him!
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Yeah, up yours, too, buddy.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Xmas, everyone!
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Happy Festivus!
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I’ve been Whammied!
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
#BakeryMoviesOrSongs There’s a lady Who’s sure All that glitters Is gold And she’s buying A Stairway To Leaven
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If non-prescription meds are sold “over the counter”, does that mean that prescription meds are sold “under the counter”? I don’t know what that is. I know what “under the table” is.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
RIP Rob Reiner. I will miss your art.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
#AllWarmDrinkInASongOrMovie Cocoa, Tell It On The Mountain (Extra points for using a Xmas song😊)
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Video of the Kizzle playing with “his” tree. I’m glad I prepared for this.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If the angels on high were singing “O’er the plains”, why was it the mountains that replied?
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The egret came back.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I dreamed that I was in a market in Japan, and they were selling canned marshmallows.
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
In “Mickey’s Twice Upon A Christmas”, one of Donald’s nephews’ tails catch fire, and Santa says something like, “Smells delicious - like roast duck”. So…if they’re good, Santa will bring gifts… …and if they’re bad, he’ll eat them?????
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
This morning
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Police navy dot Police navy dot Police navy dot Osprey-oh Narnia Police yer dot
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