Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If King Kong married Don King, would his name be “King King”? 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Dwarfs who didn’t appear in the Snow White film: Dirty Horny Greasy Sleazy Sucky Fuzzy Gutless Baldy Surly Whiny Sneaky Greedy 120
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Dr. Gunter Von Haggens, creator of “Body Worlds”, has passed away. The world has lost a genius. 010
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Due to the poor economy, everyone is gonna either Wang or Chung tonight. 110
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Am I the only one who, as a kid, thought that the sea chanty, “Blow The Man Down” meant that the man was so drunk that he would fall down if you blew on him? And not, let’s rain blows down upon him until he falls down? I can’t be the only one, right? 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026In German, Bra is Bustinhalter. Or so I’ve heard. Is a Wonderbra, Wunderbustinhalter? And if they invent a Super Wonderbra, would that be an Uberwunderbustinhalter? 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Folks just don’t seem to write songs about everybody Kung Fu fighting anymore… 030
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026If Victoria Principal married Janet Weiss, would she be Victoria Weiss-Principal? 010
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026#IfIDontGetPaid …I’m not allowed to argue.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman sitting at a desk and talking to her .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman sitting at a desk and talking to her . 171
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 29/03/2026When I was just A little boy I asked my mother What should I paint? Splashes of color Mixed with the eye Scenes both serene And quaint Que Seurat, Seurat… 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 15/03/2026After grinding an ax, we sometimes bury the hatchet. 021
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 11/03/2026(To the tune of “Agony” by The Bee Gees:) Eczema! When your skin’s Not well And it hurts Like hell It’s eczema! An infernal itch That’s pounds like A bitch 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Did you learn the saying, “Olly, olly, oxen free”? Or did you say, “All the, all the outs in free”? I learned it the 2nd way, and it made sense to me. After “It” finds someone, when playing hide and seek, “It” calls to everyone else - the “outs” - that they can now come “in free”, without penalty. 010
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I think that the person who put the “R” in “February” is the same person who put the “D” in “Wednesday”. 152
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I haven’t received a chain letter in a long time. Do people still do that? Do they send chain emails now? 000
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Someone posted yesterday that they were trying to add a canine element to band’s names. There were quite a few good ones. I can’t find the post now, but I came up with one: The Little Rover Band 000
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026My kitty knows that certain things - walking on the a/c and pushing buttons, tearing patches off of the furniture - are verboten, and result in me saying “no”. He does these things whenever he wants my attention. He stops once I get up. 050
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 21/01/2026#IKeepMyPantsInWhen I’m wearing the pants in the family. 041
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Tonight, I’m going to watch that great film, “Nooooo”! 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 20/01/2026#PopularFoodInASongOrMovie Hey, Macaroni!media.tenor.coma yellow background with ayyy macarena written in white lettersALT: a yellow background with ayyy macarena written in white letters 050
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 04/01/2026#ASongOrMovieForGameShows Press Your Lucky Starmedia.tenor.coma screen that says press your luck with a monkey on itALT: a screen that says press your luck with a monkey on it 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026#NewYearNewMeltdownFor …all of the butter I’ve melted to put on my mashed potatoes, dinner rolls, and veggies.media.tenor.coma piece of butter is in a frying pan on a stove topALT: a piece of butter is in a frying pan on a stove top 130
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I took the tree down today. Kitty meowed, loudly, for a half hour, demanding his tree back. 081
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025A friend got me this Remy doll for Christmas. He’s magnetic, and designed to sit on the shoulder. My friend got him at Disneyland, and I just love him! 120
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 20/12/2025#BakeryMoviesOrSongs There’s a lady Who’s sure All that glitters Is gold And she’s buying A Stairway To Leaven 082
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 17/12/2025If non-prescription meds are sold “over the counter”, does that mean that prescription meds are sold “under the counter”? I don’t know what that is. I know what “under the table” is. 120
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 13/12/2025#AllWarmDrinkInASongOrMovie Cocoa, Tell It On The Mountain (Extra points for using a Xmas song😊) 000
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Video of the Kizzle playing with “his” tree. I’m glad I prepared for this. 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 10/12/2025If the angels on high were singing “O’er the plains”, why was it the mountains that replied? 010
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I dreamed that I was in a market in Japan, and they were selling canned marshmallows. 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 08/12/2025In “Mickey’s Twice Upon A Christmas”, one of Donald’s nephews’ tails catch fire, and Santa says something like, “Smells delicious - like roast duck”. So…if they’re good, Santa will bring gifts… …and if they’re bad, he’ll eat them????? 020
Holly C. Fossi @hollycfossi.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Police navy dot Police navy dot Police navy dot Osprey-oh Narnia Police yer dot 000