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Holly 🐕‍🦺

@hollyandella112.bsky.social
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I dunno 😂 Adding me to your weird list won’t make your cock bigger 😘

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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 13h
It’s been a weird one, today. It is my brother who hasn’t died’s birthday, and he’s the same age as my other brother when he died. (If that makes sense) It’s also another milestone without him, then mine on Sunday. This shit is TOUGH, man.
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another year older this coming Sunday. Age is proper catching up with me now 😢
Picture of an old woman
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You might remember me saying I was picking up some rescued cage hens last week… well they’ve arrived! The other six are hiding cos they don’t know what what outside is 🥹 Look how pale and featherless they are 😢
Four pale, raggy chickens who have finished their commercial lives as caged hens and started their new lives as pampered pets Four pale, raggy chickens who have finished their commercial lives as caged hens and started their new lives as pampered pets
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s a boy in my bed!
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love outlook, me. Tried to send 50 emails at once and it’s crashed my mailbox. Mint laugh 🙄
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dryrobe wanker
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m picking up some hens next week. These are rescued birds from cages on farms, so they’ll look raggy and won’t be able to stand for long periods of time. So excited to give these (barely) feathered girls a whole new life
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My car keeps randomly doing that crash pre-sense thing and giving me whiplash. On an open road. With nothing anywhere near. Fuck knows what info it’s sending back to Audi HQ, but I’ll rage if it sends my insurance up
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also, apparently his daughter (my niece) looks the spitting image of me. Which obviously made me cry harder 🙄 the kid is bonny looking though, I’d have posted a pic if I could lock my account
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My mate asked me a totally innocuous question about my brother today. I just burst into tears. Nearly 9 months deep and I’m still fragile as fuck 🙄
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People really do have the audacity of ten men, don’t they? Some woman started yapping on to me that if Ella was her dog, she’d have a full tail and wouldn’t be “docked” Love, if that’s your thinking, you wouldn’t have a dog-tail or not. It got the scissors cos it was infected. MYOB x
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@pyramidhead76.bsky.social happy birthday!
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That poor little lad. My heart breaks
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First time in my financial career and I’ve analysed a bank out for it to balance and not balance at the same time. 🤯 Brain is farting today and I don’t have the cranial capacity to work out what I’ve done 🤣
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some boy 🧡
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s bare depressing looking in the mirror recently, my hair is just snapping off right left and centre 😢 can’t say anything to anyone cos my hair is bleached and washed and dried and straightened all the time and so obviously that’s why I’ve got problems? No.
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Both clubs have sent some boats down to do London river race today. Gutted I couldn’t get a crew cos it looks a mint laugh. Maybe next year 🚣🏼
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me in the 80s and all that jazz
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
3 mins til I need to leave for work and I’m still laying on my bed with wet hair. Ilovemyjob Ilovemyjob Ilovemyjob 🤮
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Absolutely gutted. I knew it was in a bad way if I managed to catch it to start with, but you always hope for the best, eh 😢
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Guess who’s been terrorising the garden again to create more herbal fuckery… 🙋🏼‍♀️
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One thing that was definitely not on my bingo card this morning, was catching an injured buzzard🦅 This is my pic I took of him, looking absolutely aghast at me being in his personal space 🤣
A buzzard, thoroughly horrified at being so close to a human
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Took a half day off work to take the fuzzy traffic cone to the vets, for them to rinse me of £120 🤔 good job he’s good looking eh 🧡
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every time I try clearing my photo album out, I stumble across this diamond. I know my chat is grim but I lose interest immediately when I’m asking all the questions 🤣
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rowing tonight in the sea, and it’s absolutely hammering it down. If we weren’t racing Sunday, I’d definitely bin it off to go get cosy at home. I’ll enjoy it when I get there… 🙄
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s always the dogs you least expect, that end up becoming your ride or die. My little feral scampi breath 🖤
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I swapped from Sertraline to fluoxetine last month, and I dunno if I’m still getting used to it or I’m not gelling with it, because how the fuck am I an hour into a new day and already want to tear heads off shoulders. Or are people really this irritating? Must be?
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fell asleep in bed with my AirPods in last night and I’m terrified I’ve swallowed the one I can’t find. I’d know if I had, wouldn’t I? 😰
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Magenta Joplings
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ignore how dusty he is, (he’d just had a roll) but how amazing does my 27yo tb look?! Shock of my life when I saw him earlier I must not look at him properly or something 🤣
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And of course, it’s Monday Eve. Afuckinggain 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m torn between wanting to finish watching something I started on someone else’s tele, and not having a single iota of motivation to fuck about finding it on mine. First world probs x
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Made rosemary salt this arvo with my own grown rosemary. I’d boss this tradwife malarkey, me 🤣
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Need to declare my car SORN and I can’t find the log book. Ideal 🙄
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse wankers
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m absolutely tying myself in knots today, like. I’m off to see a medium tonight in the hopes my brother comes through but honestly I’ll be capped to see anyone who’s passed. It’s my first time and I’m stressed if no one wants to talk to me, or they tell me something bad, or I’m next ☠️
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ve had a cold for three weeks now. I’m snotty, irritable and wondering if this is it. I’m either really run down or this thing is savage 😰 Anyway, send help x
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No, YOU growl at children
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Weird how you go from talking to people all the time to never again, isn’t it 💔
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So, it very much looks like I have bats nesting in my roof 🦇
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Went racing today, here’s a before and after 🤣 the oar absolutely tore through my hand. Note to self, don’t choose the boat with oars that need gloves 🚣‍♀️
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I feel like tinned celery soup is what the texture would be like if you could make jellyfish soup. A bit tentacley and a bit slippy. As you were x
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My favourite thing about having an electric car, is when it won’t charge and I don’t know why 🤨 let’s add to the mix 12 miles left in the tank, and watch me spiral 🙄
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Trying to get my boss to buy us an air con unit, and been sending him links all morning, but he’s not having a bit of it 🙄 Just going to continue having my human rights breached in the slave cave, while sweating my tits off 🥵🤣
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
And if that’s not bad enough, I realised it’s six months exactly since we lost him. These firsts are knocking me sick, honestly 😪
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Takes a certain breed of cunt to steal off someone who’s died, eh 🤮
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Also, since when the fuck have ferrets been £250 each?! Our postman gave me my two 🥵
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’d absolutely love my own hive of bees but I’m terrified I’d kill them cos I know precisely fuck all about them 😰 Might be a five year dream, that
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Probably the worst time ever to be a double-coated black dog 🥵
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Holly 🐕‍🦺 @hollyandella112.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Pixie and I have harvested our first cabbage of the year! 🥬 How proud does she look carrying her leaf about 🥺
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