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Dang, I figured it had something to do with the Catherine Zeta-Jones related diagnosis. Which personally, I'd file in the Totally Worth It column...

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My only issue with that is it's unclear whether or not the woman of the year gets to fill the building she chooses with as many men of her choosing as they can cram into it. If not its kind of meh, better than nothing I guess for me personally.

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Wait. Why don't they just adopt some of those Russian babies they discussed at that meeting that absolutely, definitely wasn't about Russia helping Trump get elected by providing dirt on Hillary?

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Give them some time. They're still negotiating with Dana White on the details to host it.

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Oh...now I get it. They're referred to as fossil fuels because a cartel of old ass rich white men are running things.

Well, they say debase yourself for the job you want, not the job you have. Or something like that.

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Over compensating for Low-T would not be an unreasonable guess. Perhaps some Tucker Carlson endorsed ball tanning is in order.

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I dunno. Kinda feel like historians will be declared the enemy, outlawed and tried for treason before this administration had completed it's reign of insanity.

On the plus side though public stonings of adulterers would eliminate 75% of the current administration, so...

Remember when he promised his fanboys he would pay their legal bills if they assaulted protesters at his rallies? And they actually fell for it.

Well, at least it's not sourdough. We're not still doing that whole sharing starter cultures thing are we? I mean, I can forgive the madness in the midst of a pandemic but there's just no excuse for anyone to still be doing that.

I reject your premise that anybody was shocked by those allegations. Personally, I would only be shocked if I found out she didn't do any of those things. There really was no other way this could have played out.

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I'm thinking maybe he just wanted to personally inspect their genitalia for the ability to get and maintain erections. And to ensure that those with different plumbing are promptly barred from continuing to serve their country.

Surely you're not suggesting that giant book containing the greatest healthcare plan the world had ever seen that McEneny showed Lesley Stahl was fake and just another charade for the cameras. Apparently you're not aware that he's the most honest and transparent president in history.

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I hope she was at least receiving hazard pay. And vaccinations. Lots and lots of vaccinations.

holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

She likely considers the checks as legitimate payments for services rendered to Junior. Surely she wasn't sleeping with him because she found scum like him somehow appealing to her as a woman.

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whatever you want, or nothing, no pressure

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well how else are those darn useless kids supposed to further enrich the Trumps until they're old enough to buy their crypto coins? Gotta start somewhere and sacrificing their educations is a great place to start.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I guess if you can't beat 'em, joi...have ICE do it for you.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Growing up surrounded by conservative Christian men it's a self defense technique they're forced to master early in life would be my guess.

holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I dunno. Thinking you may need to meet a few more chimpanzees. They're generally badass and vicious when it's go time.

holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Well, in their defense if they were to look at those ICE agents funny they would likely be shot in the face in what would be classified as a justifiable self defense shooting.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Maybe they could send all those National Guard soldiers who are getting paid to wander around DC, etc doing nothing to help out the sailors trapped on this ship.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I can't even begin to imagine the horror a woman must go through when that thing starts trying to get on top of her.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I'm not sure Mike can even say his own last name out loud without blushing and feeling like he needs to ask God for forgiveness for using a word that is sometimes slang for a certain part of the male anatomy.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I'm not certain but I think I just heard Jesse Watters say hold my beer...

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Well, they do have that weird homoerotic obsession so it does kind track.

holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If there is a heaven and he makes it in imagine his surprise when he realizes nobody up there gives a crap about him being gay and he could have lived a happy life just being who he was.

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They hired a guy who calls himself KA$H with a dollar sign for the S. There was no other possible way for this to play out.

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I was going to but I'm problematic because I compulsively lie about being non-problematic.

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While the rest of us wait for him to expire.

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No self respecting hillbillies I know would ever serve their tongue and head with oyster sauce glaze. Totally inauthentic.

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Im torn between Sepia and Beaver.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

A lot of people are saying the two Corinthians were communists.

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I think the technical term is a cunning array of stunts. Or something similar...

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Its called promoting his soon to be released 'beginning of midterms voting assassination attempt' which is still in the final stages of planning as of this writing.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I dont think it's necessarily due to a lack of effort as much as it's a case of its so damn hard to tell the difference. Crap, sorry Big Guy. I meant so dang hard to tell.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Well yeah but why are you so focused on distractions like this and not the consequential matters like the fact that Trump got more views on tik tok than Taylor Swift did this week?! Do better.

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This guy is as adept at making sports references as JD is at ordering donuts.

holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I will never again disregard any warnings you attach to a posted statement, much as I'll never ever get the image I was kindly warned to not allow into my head out of my head. So, thank you, I think?

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holeyroller @holeyroller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

But then how would you tell him and Bobby apart?