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HolyGuacamole2!

@holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social
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Just an angry avocado whose first Bluesky account got screwed up. You can find the original account without the 2. Follow me again. Think critically! 🚫Trump 🚫MAGA 🚫GOP

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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11h
I'd like him to demonstrate that, please.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11h
No, winning the midterms isn't enough. MAGA Republicans need to be out of office for a generation at least.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11h
Says the guy who has only ever driven a golf cart.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11h
I do hope all this travel and ceaseless rally speechifying is really, really hard on him.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 15h
Nothing will change until people go to jail. Nothing.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 17h
Absurd non-logic. She was sentenced to lose her freedom for the rest of her life regardless of the death penalty part. She lost her freedom for the 30 years leading up to the failed execution. Society demanded she lose that freedom.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 17h
I can see the lawn signs now: JD Vance 2028 -- Are You Fucking Kidding?
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 21h
No, she was convicted of murder. She was sentenced to death. That didn’t happen. I get how people don’t like the death penalty, but I have both been a juror on a murder trial and had a friend murdered and dismembered. The horrors some people inflict on others is unforgivable sometimes.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 23h
Sorry, but she was convicted of a heinous murder which also was pure cruelty, and that fact hasn't changed. Life w/o parole is proper, not a get out of jail free card.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 23h
Let's not forget he has an Econ degree, too! That should be worth something to the committee.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm honestly amazed the White House hasn't heard that the next Smithsonian museum to open is the Museum of Women's History and isn't actively trying to shut it down.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You can get an antibody titer test done by your doctor to test your immunity. I, too, had the measles (rubella) and the mumps as a child, and then for good measure got chicken pox when I was 26. We were exposed to everything in school so often, I'd think most of us are immune.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Talarico can't sue the hospital for implying he's perfectly sane?
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I guess Ruth Bader Ginsburg wasn't the only one with an ego so enormous that her refusal to retire gracefully screwed over the nation. And of course, the Rs had to double down with both Alito and Thomas refusing to retire when it would have benefitted their side.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 11/10/2026
This is kind of wonderful, Alison Brown wrangled a handful of pretty decent old bluegrass guys to play “Old Town Road”. Nas X’s impact… immeasurable youtu.be/a_GCX5IoCds
youtu.be
Alison Brown & Steve Martin - Old Town Road (feat. Del McCoury & Dan Tyminski)
YouTube video by Alison Brown
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ninety-nine counties?? How many people are in a given county -- 14?? Heck, California only has 58 counties.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here's a thought: Let's stop electing -- or allowing the appointment of -- grossly unqualified people to the highest offices in the land.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She'll be Kristi Noem'd. "Fired" but still on the payroll, because she knows waaay too much.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Ah, ah, ah say, Ah believe Ah'm actually as dumb as a box-a hammers."
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Then vote to ensure they take the House and the Senate.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's having lung surgery next week instead.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know, I find the idea of a televised execution abhorrent, but I'll suck it up and watch when Trump goes down for treason.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Enjoy rooting for them and their college-level coach. I'll keep my Dodgers -- a group that knows how to play like an actual team -- and leave the Giants to you and my grumpy husband. 😂
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So now no one will watch the show on Amazon instead of not watching it on CBS?
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now THAT would be worth reading!
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wouldn't be surprised if live-streaming this abomination would turn some people against guns and the 2nd Amendment who weren't that way before.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let's not forget that he's dying by firing squad, too. It could cause people to rise up against the Second Amendment in ways he never dreamed of.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks like Natalie will need some lip filler if she wants to keep her job.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Our diesel comes from crude oil pumped in Texas, Alaska, South Dakota, and some from Canada and is all refined here in the U.S. There is absolutely NO reason to make a deal with Putin for any oil, except treasonous corruption and a continued desire to be a dick to Canada.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's a real struggle. My husband has an EV, and a trip from SoCal to San Francisco was a nightmare. There are dozens of Tesla chargers available, but few chargers for other vehicles and many don't work. Prices vary wildly, too, and in the end it cost us the same as going in my car.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There's a Maria Bartiromo/nails- on-a-chalkboard quality to her voice that's going to drive me insane. I'm just warning everyone now.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Imagine campaigning for a national office on a total non-issue and thinking it’s normal.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The SNL folks should sue him for stealing their Trump imitation.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wouldn't use birth control with a 97% effective rate.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lucky you aren't being penalized for selling your house and downsizing like we did. We're paying $1400/month for two of us AND we don't qualify for the $90 because they think we're rich. (They don't realize those capital gains went straight into the latest, smaller house.)
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
To answer you, yes. To answer him, no.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is this Karoline's daughter? She looks to be about 16.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sorry, this is the VP's office. We're a different department. Please press 4 for the Department of Defense. We have no control over what they do.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just for context, most of the crude oil for U.S. diesel comes from Texas, Alaska, and North Dakota and is refined in this country. Canada supplies the rest. There is no good reason for diesel shortages, much less a need to get it from Russia. This is pure corruption.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one actually thinks these clowns believe in God, do they?
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fortunately, in no world is this part of his presidential duties, so he can be prosecuted for it.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's going to go off the rails now. Buckle up as the "President of Peace" unleashes a nuke in retribution.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yet another reason to do everything possible to ensure a Democratic wave in November.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I paid $5.89 for gas at Costco in Highland and $6.99 for GRAPES this week. Absolutely insane.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re placed in fairly secure and busy locations, like outside libraries and city halls. It would take a decent amount of effort to break into one, and they’re emptied every night, so there’s nothing to steal in the wee hours.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unless I was living in a cave somewhere and don't remember, this is indeed the most I've ever paid for gas.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, South Carolina -- Don't be dumb. Please.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They can swap drug stories at the ceremony.
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vote Republican, folks, so you can get $5,000 of your own tax money that will be taxed again and your taxes will be raised to pay for it. How can anyone say no??
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HolyGuacamole2! @holeeguacamoleee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's cute. My Part B is $700/month for an entire year, because we had the audacity to sell our house two years ago and downsize. My husband also pays $700, so I know I'm voting a straight Republican ticket now that we'll only have to pay $1220 -- for one month. 🙄
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