Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I spent altogether too long looking for a non-traditional haircut on this WTE 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Thanks to a ruptured Achilles and Covid (and perhaps a hitherto undiagnosed masochistic tendency), I have just binge-watched 16 series of the Repair Shop. When I regain mobility, I shall be an expert in the use of Japanese tissue, acrylic paints, shellac and mawkishly intrusive questioning. 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yes the combination of high-tech weapons and ultra macho military leaders seems somewhat anachronistic now🧐 010
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When you’re finished with your world tour of Rogue Trooper… Just sayin’ 😉 120
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Did the Trigan Empire ever appear on your radar? 120
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Customer: “Are those snake eyes?” Salesman, looking over shoulder: “Billy! You been eating snakes again?” 020
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve realised that other people’s metaphors for lazy AI usage are both funnier and more trenchant than mine, so I am going to pass them off as my own 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In the dog days of our boys’ grammar-turned comp school, someone had had a tail light stolen from the bike sheds. The gown and mortar board clad Head did a cold open at assembly of: “Among us, there is one, or more, thieving GUTTERSNIPE!” The peal of laughter from the boys lasted a minute. 011
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Uno reverse 🎶”When you hear the tooting of the whistle🎶 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Looks like Tethys didn’t take his stomach calming meds 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Possibly slightly UK-skewed, _On the Buses_ reference, but am I the only one who heard “I’ll get you Butler” when I saw this 130
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Probably best you don’t watch any wildlife documentaries… it’s like watching teenage boys on a Friday night 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026youtu.be/CNLLT00AFU4?...youtu.beBob Blackman - Mule TrainYouTube video by Second Saturday's Warrior 010
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The absence of the apostrophe in don’t, and the strange construction of the name of the company might lead an inquisitive mind to wonder whether this was in any way factual. 120
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Puts me in mind of this… youtu.be/q4x972YO9xc?...youtu.beThe Day We Never MetYouTube video by Crash Test Dummies 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s a categorical imperative: a Brian Kant if you will 010
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026<US boxing announcer’s voice> “Let’s get ready to crumbuuuuuuuuuullll” 030
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Dvorak repurposed beautifully and used to great effect for a “death knock” scene in Bosch 020
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 28/07/20261973 The Sting as Doyle Lonegan 1974 The Taking of Pelham 123 as Mr Blue and 1975 Jaws as Quint. What a run! 011
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 24/07/2026When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. 010
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The England fans’ attitude is very much: “We don’t mind despair; we’re used to that. It’s the hope we can’t bear.” 070
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“I have trained myself to not eat between meals…” except when I do. 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I had a friend who reviewed films for a tv listings mag and his default film review for anything with Robert Urich in it was: “ Robert Urich stars. No stars” 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Excellent stuff, yet in my head, all I can hear is Steve Martin declaiming: “Pointy bird Pointy, pointy. Anoint my head, Anointy nointy.” 010
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Shouldn’t the film be titled “This is Vinyl Wrap” 2583
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Surprised that gloryhole didn’t make it into the shortlist 010
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You wouldn’t know her; she goes to a different collage 010
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“I’ve been your biggest fan for a long time, Lord Vader” 000
Joël Lacey @hohojoellacey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Gals we steered clear of the German sausage puns; they’re the wurst 000
