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Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇

@hogofthefuture.bsky.social

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Canadian. Asexual. Lutheran. Autistic. He/him.

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Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A tweet by Josh Scherer. He posted a picture with jarred garlic, iodized salt, bottled Parmesan cheese and lemon juice. The picture says "the four horsemen of being a shitty cook". Josh responded to the picture with "I'll cook anyone's ass under the table using jarred garlic and shaky cheese and I'll do it on an electric burner with $12.99 nonstick Walmart pans"

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have submitted my mail in ballots.

An envelope addressed to Elections Alberta

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Reminds me of this Tumblr post

A Tumblr thread
The first post says "what if you regret it? What if I don't?
The second post responds "I understand your point however this maybe wasn't the best post to cross my dash while I'm fighting the temptation to text my ex"
The first poster responds "this is about transitioning. Do not text your ex! It's not worth it! Don't do it!"

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A bottle of pink pop labeled Crush Cream Soda

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Two comic panels. Morbius is speaking to another vampire. Morbius says "so I will work with you as long as our goals align." The other vampire says, "yes! It's morbin time!" Morbius says, "I have no idea what that is but if you ever utter that phrase again, I will dismember you." The other vampire says "ah okay, fair enough. Still, very excited to have you on the project"

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

A Spotify playlist called the alphabet.
The songs included are:
A b c d e f u by Gayle
Wait by M83
That's not right by Kirko Bangz
A b c d e f g by Rosalia
There we go by Folteria

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I've also joked about shipping Mulder with Scully.

Mulder from the x-files

Scully from Brooklyn 99

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I thought of this story for some reason.

A Tumblr post by maculate giraffe

at the farmer's market the baby was pointing at the tomatoes and going ba ba ba and signing "on" so my sister was like "how much for just one tomato" and the person at the stall was like "oh he can have one. don't worry about it" and the baby stood there by the stall devouring the tomato like an apple in big messy bites and people kept stopping and going "awwwww" and then "oh man that does look good" and buying a bunch of tomatoes. all natural organic advertising

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

A yellow box labeled chocolatey chip ice cream sandwiches with a picture of an ice cream sandwich on it.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I'm not sure if I've shown you this or not.

A TV guide listing
11 pm Interview With a Vampire (1994) Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse who lurks in the darkness and sucks the life from all who come near him. He's also in this movie about a vampire. Showtime.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

A YouTube comment: I once had a German bouncer look at my pre transition ID and then back at me and just go "ja, das ist an improvement"

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

An interview
M. E.: Tell me. Who's stronger, the thing or the hulk?
Kirby: nobody cares.
M. E.: is that the dumbest question you've ever been asked in an interview?
Kirby: it's up there.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

How's this one?

A pale blue frog with yellow dots all over it.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

A comic
Panel one: "I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo) while a woman looks strangely at a man in a suit
Panel two: "I am four eels" the man in a suit is revealed to be four eels
Panel three: "Never meant to make your daughter cry" a teenage girl is crying
Panel four: "I am several fish and not a guy" the four eels are flopping on the suit

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

A tea stand with a banner.

The banner says Chai GPT
Chai GPT genuinely pure tea
Enhanced with AI Adrak and ilaichi

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

An excerpt from a play
Chorus: Brave girl.
Kassandra: People never say that to a lucky person, do they?
—Agamemnon, Aeschylus (trans. Anne Carson)

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I finished a jigsaw puzzle!

A jigsaw puzzle with Disney characters in snow globes, a Christmas tree, and stockings.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

A picture of Batman from the 1989 film.

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Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Look what I found at the used book store.

A DVD set of Digimon Tamers

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

A tea stand with a banner.
The banner says Chai GPT
Chai GPT genuinely pure tea
Enhanced with AI adrak and ilaichi

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

This made me think of this picture.

A picture of John F Kennedy and Robert Kennedy
John says "We should start a band, Robert"
Robert says "Great idea John. What should we call it?"

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

A tall female elf and one of Santa's elves, also a woman, looking at each other lovingly.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

A comic. A woman looks into a door and says "hey, what are you up...to...?" A man is dressed like Godzilla with a toy city. He says "Raw-uhhh..." The woman says "Look, if you're going to be doing weird nerd stuff..." She puts on a Mothra costume, says "You gotta include me" and the man celebrates.

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Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

A thread of tweets.

The Kenosha Kid posts "hello Keita Takahashi I love your work but why are the cowbear levels in katamari the hardest thing in the world"

Keita Takahashi responds "Because I am a jerk."

The Kenosha Kid responds "I understand"

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

My more serious answer is Willem Dafoe in that Nosferatu movie.

Willem Dafoe as Max Schreck in Shadow of the Vampire

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

A black mug with bat wings, two yellow eyes, and a smile with two vampire fangs.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Two comic panels. Morbius is talking to another vampire. Morbius says "So I will work with you as long as our goals align." The other vampire says "yes! It's morbin time!" Morbius says "I have no idea what that is, but if you ever utter that phrase again, I will dismember you." The other says "ah okay. Fair enough. Still, very excited to have you on the project."

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Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Two comic panels. Morbius is talking to another vampire. Morbius says "So I will work with you as long as our goals align." The other vampire says "yes! It's morbin time!" Morbius says "I have no idea what that is, but if you ever utter that phrase again, I will dismember you." The other says "ah okay. Fair enough. Still, very excited to have you on the project."

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

This stirred up memories of this screenshot.

A tweet by Father Patrick Hyde: I told one of the brothers our temporary code to the doors in the rectory will be 1 2 3 4.

"That will be easy to remember" he said. "Because that is the year St. Dominic was canonized."

Whatever it takes to remember the code I guess.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

There's a WWII picture of a woman drinking tea while sitting on the ruins of London.

A woman drinking tea while sitting on rubble.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I like this one

A picture labeled Girls at Sleepovers. One girl says "let's summon a demon" and another girl responds "omg this is gonna be so fun"

The bottom half is labeled boys at sleepovers and features armed men fighting a demon and saying "who keeps summoning them"

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

A Netflix screenshot.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Millions died and Europe burned under his insane rule. What transformed him from human to living horror?

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Ultron from Avengers: Age of Ultron

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Bruce Maddox from Star Trek The Next Generation

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

A TV guide entry.
11 pm interview with a vampire (1994)
Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse who lurks in the darkness and sucks the life from all who come near him. He's also in this movie about a vampire. Showtime

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Bruce Maddox from Star Trek The Next Generation

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

A waiter asks three people at a table what they want to drink. All three order a bloody Mary. Bloody Mary then appears at the table and asks for a water.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

I have voted in the Edmonton municipal election.

A round, yellow sticker with a white circle with an x in it and the words I showed up.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

A picture of a wizard casting a spell. It is labelled "I release your curse. You have permanently won the game."

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I don't know why, but I thought of these two panels.

Dick Grayson talking to Alfred.
Dick says "Bruce has forbidden me to be Robin on my own. He'd be mad if I disobeyed."
Alfred says "True. And he would be furious if I aided you"

Alfred and Dick both run off.
Alfred says "I'll get the car warmed up."
Dick says "And I'll get into my costume"

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Reminds me of this

A tea stand with a banner saying Chai GPT
Chai GPT (genuinely pure tea) enhanced with AI (Adrak & ilaichi)

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A tweet by Pen Gwen With LC
The autistic trait that bites me in the ass most frequently is my impenetrable belief that if I show people the truth they will believe me.

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Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I'm reminded of this webcomic from several years back.

A Harry Potter webcomic. A girl says "He did it. He caught the snitch. The game is over? A boy asks "what? Why?" The girl says "when the seeker gets a hold of the snitch, the game ends." The boy asks "but why when they catch the snitch?" The girl says "because everyone wants it caught and it's very difficult to do so." The boy asks "but why?" After some silence, the girl says, "the snitch knows why"
Everyone starts beating the snitch. The snitch says "nooo! I did what I did to survive on the inside"

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Kangaskhan

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Mulder from The X-Files

Scully from Brooklyn 99

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

A black and white photo of Captain Janeway dressed as Arachnia.

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

A pokemon called Chikorita

Hog of the Future 👻🎃🦇 @hogofthefuture.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

A picture of Robert Kennedy and John F Kennedy. John F. Kennedy says, "we should start a band, Robert." Robert responds, "great idea John. What should we call it?"

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